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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter º
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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛß ßÛÛ ÛÛ ßß º º
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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÜÜÜÜÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Issue #127 - 2/26/1998 º
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º ßÛÛÜÜÛÛß ÛÛßßßßÛÛ ÜÜ ÛÛ º º
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º ßÛÛß ÛÛ ÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛß º-[ Written By: Bleeding Penile Negro Fuzz]- º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º What Not to submit to VaS º
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ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ
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Hello loyal VAS readers... Welcome to the Year of our LoRD 1998... A
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special tribute goes out to Chris Farley for ridding himself off this
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planet. We could do without his Fat ass.
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Recently a reader sent us his contribution to the VAS epic. While the
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editors of VAS strongly encourage submissions, we kindly ask that they not
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be as self-loathing and poor as this one that was sent to us.
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** will denote VAS editor comments
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Please Enjoy.
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Its a nigger thing.
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AKA The reason monkey bars were invented.
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By: Su1d
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** Double Titles should only be reserved for French Drama's that deal with
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Child Rape and Abuse
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Now before I go to far into this and you thinking im the bigest
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bigot on the face of the earth, allow me to explain somthing. Not every
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african american person in my perspective is a nigger. A nigger is an
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ignorant, unknoligable, gangsta type persona. The type that treats
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women like shit and their friends like dirt. That is a nigger.
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** EVERY PERSON IN THE WORLD IS A NIGGER. WHITE, BLACK or MALTEESE
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Remember that. African Americans are simply the first ones to be
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bestowed such a magnificient title. Some of the finest people in the
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world have been niggers (Easy-E, Melle Mel, Rush Limbaugh)
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Vas believes in one Nigger World culture where all sorts of children wear
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Tommy with pride.
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There was this nigger named Stephan, whom had a freshman art
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class in which I guess he had to take in order to pass.
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**Please do not sumbit essays that borrow heavily from Old English
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structure and pronoun usage.
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Well since I had all my credits, I spend baiscly the whole day as the teachers
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helper, she would sit there and input grades, while I show the
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uncreative faggot students how to draw.
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**VAS belives that school is an excellent place to learn about drugs,
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alcohol, sex, and fine negro culture. Please do not help the mongloid
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teachers with any part of thier job. Remember thier job is to make you
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suffer.
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Well stephan, in order to
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make him self look cooler (I guess becuase he looked alot like webster)
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liked to run his big liped mouth to everyone in the classroom.
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What the hell? I hate it when these niggers go up to women and
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be all 'man Id fuck dat ass' RIGHT IN THEIR FUCKING FACE! Im sure that
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women is going to be all 'oh yah lets do it right here' NO NIGGER, IF
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SHES GOT ANY RESPECT FOR HERSELF SHE WOULD KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING
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DICK AND CALL THE POLICE!
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*NO NIGGER!! THE WHITE WOMEN WILL BOW DOWN TO THE HOLY NEGRO COCK-SWORD AND
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SUCK YOU FOOL!
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Well ol' stephan made the mistake of saying
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'man id fuck dat ass' in front of my friend beth. Beth having 1)a
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hate for any man 2)more self respect then even I, courtiusly took a
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pottery wheel (heavy mo'fuckaz) and prompty threw it at him.
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**Beth seems like a lesbian. Would she dike out for VAS?
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ONE NIGGER DOWN, that bitch was in the hospital for 3 days
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mad stitches in his head.
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**What kind of NIGGER are you? When I hear a white person use the word
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"MAD" to describe magnitude I laugh and remember a morphine addict who had a
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penchant for that word.
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Beth was expelled, yet the sexual harrassing
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self richous nigger got to come back. I guess its a nigger thing.
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**Good, we need more negros in school to get rid of the morons such as
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Beth.
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I would walk down the halls, and just see so many niggers doing
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such monkeyish things, for example, one nigger is walking down the hall
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singing (or rapping or whatever its called) that damn woo ha song at
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the top of his lungs. Like anybody wants to hear that bullshit. Well as
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soon as the monkey said 'I GOT JEW ALL IN CHECK' the whole fucking
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nigger population of that hallway yelled 'W00 HA' it made me sick to
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my stomach. I mean you didnt see me walking down the halls singing
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'FUCKING HOSTILE@#!#@!#@!#@!' as loud and as obnoxious as I could. Its
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a nigger thing
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**I guess "FUCKING HOSTILE!@#!@#" is a white trash thing then. I enjoy
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Busta Rhymes. In fact he is one of the most insane negros. When the race
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war comes I hope Busta Rhymes leads the 15% gradient-tinted negros to
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Victory. I think that Black People have more of a clue about music than
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White People. Most of the music that is popular in America right now is
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awful. Pantera does not denote Musical Taste. Niether does ChumbaWumba, or
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Busta Rhymes. But Id rather listen to Rap than Pop or Anally Grinding
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Pantera.
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There was this one faggot ass nigger named 'Skeeter' In my
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world history class, and all the way through the class he would
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CHEW ON A GODDAMN STRAW and twirl his nappy hair untill he had all
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these little NAP balls on his head. Why is it that every nigger you
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see need somthing to chew on in order to remain cool. Imagine, they
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are slobbering and biting on a peice of material for what? I have no
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clue!!! Mabye its a nigger thing.
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**Why are you staring at Skeeter????? And was he really gay? If so
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please do not dedicate more than 2 lines in your submission about a
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slobbering negro faggot.
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Why is it every goddamn nigger feels the need to wear some of
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the stupidest goddamn clothing? I know this is a stereotypical view
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of the nigger BUT WHAT THE FUCK? WHEN DID THE MICHILIN MAN BECOME An
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ICON OF FASION? I dont know, Im pretty sure its a nigger thing.
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**I realized your repetitive use of "Its a nigger thing" a while ago. yet
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it fails to capture the poetic essence of our own REV. FOOLBERT STURGEON.
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Lets face it, it wasnt cool of us crackers to have enslaved
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the monkeys back in the good 'ol days, but uhm...We let them free
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right?
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****Dont tell Vas readers that. Next time you hear a negroid slobbering
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about slavery tell them to thank you for freeing them. MAKE IT A POINT THAT
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THEY THANK YOU AND BE GRATEFUL YOU FUCKING IDIOT????
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Why the hell do the niggers keep on reverting back to 'HATE
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WHITE PEOPLE BECUASE THEIR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT
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GRANPAPPYS ENSLAVED US!' Uhm, not they didnt enslave you, silly
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nigger they enslaved your ancesters! And how the fuck do you know
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my greatgreat, blah blah grandfather enslaved yoru goddamn un-evolved
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peices of shit? Lets look at this from a historical point of view.
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Hey niggers, what was the civil war? Hmm...not only a fued over land
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but it was a fued over slavery! Who was the north you flat nosed
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bastards? WOW WHITE GUYS WERE FIGHTING FOR YOUR FREEDOM, THATS
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REALLY NEAT!
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**Never use the word NEAT ever again. If you do I hope Hitlers Corpse takes
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a dusty shit in your eye.
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Did you niggers know that even black people owned slaves?
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**Who cares about slavery? The issue has been dead for 150 years. You seem
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to enjoy debating that. Lets debate whether the world is flat next issue
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ok?
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yes the free niggers from the north would go and own slaves in the
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south, so before you start talking about us honkeys look at yourselves
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Get an education better then what kind of crack is the best for
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listning to puff daddy with, But then again, its a nigger thing.
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Every nigger thinks that any word is a racist slur, that is
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directed specificly twards the african americans! For example, I was
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in a drama class (still in high school) and since I really wasnt into
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drama, I would sit there and draw in my schech book. Well one day,
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this nigger chick was all ( I guess, but I wasnt paying attention )
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was all talking about how white people enslaved her and shit. My friend
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in front of me turns around, looks at what I'm drawing and asks 'What
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you drawin man?'. It was a picture of kermit the frog holding up ms
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piggy's bloody head with a bucher knife in the other hand. I didnt
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like it that much, and it didnt look all that great so I said in a
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normal tone 'Fuckin muppets man' AND THE NIGGER BITCH GOT UP AND WAS
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ALL 'YOU CALLIN ME A MUPPET BITCH?' I was truely shocked, I had no
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clue what was going on. So this nigger all started to talk shit, all
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fast like the nigger bitches do. I just sat there wide eyed, and all
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'wtf'. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?? HIT THE BITCH? Im not into that, but
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lucky for me, my friend known as 'Crazy Jason' got up and smacked her
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in the back of the head, and was all 'shut up nigger'.
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So this bitch was really pissed at me, so I thought I better
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turn this wrong into a right, and after class I promptly went up to
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this girl and told her how sorry I was for offending her and blah blah
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and how I meant nothing racist out of it. She smiled and said it was
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a big misunderstanding and that its all cool.
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So here I am thinking everythings cool, and I go on home..The
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next morning I go on into school STILL thinking everything is cool. I
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go into the lunch room where we all congrigate in the mornings and
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sit with a few of my friends. Told them the whole story, as they
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laughed their ass's off at the ignorance of the young girl whom thought
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I called a muppet. The bell rang and I was off to the art room to finish
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up a project I started on a few days before. As I was walking I noticed
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that many o niggers were starting to follow me. When I arrived at the
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door of the art room, I then noticed that they were not circling around
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me, the faint scent of the monkey room at the zoo accumilated around
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my nose. In the mornings the hallways were all dark, I guess to save
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energy or some shit, but anyway, all I could see was a bunch of eyes.
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Like monkeys they started pushing me around in a little circle saying
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shit like 'CALL US A MUPPET NOW BITCH!' 'COME ON CRACKER BOY CALL US
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A FUCKIN MUPPET Y0' then one of the niggers swung at me and hit me
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right in the eye. I fell down, and they all started kicking me OH WOW
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THESE NIGGERS ARE COOL. So I got up again, still a little woosy from
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the mass kicks to my groin, I took one nigger by the nappy head and
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just started ramming his head into the locker, while the other niggers
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beat the shit out of me! The point is, why cant a nigger fight man
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to man? Why must they gang up 10 to 1? You got me, its definatly a
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nigger thing.
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** What kind of nigger school do you go to? It seems that you are a major
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dork. Out of the people you mention
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A Pottery-Wheel wielding Dyke
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A Slobbering Negro Faggot
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Hordes of Rapping Jumping Gangstas
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A Nigger Muppet
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Moo-Lah fRo FuCk duh NIGGY UP!
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Only one of them was your so called friend and the rest were niggers.
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Most of them wanted to kick your ass. GET OUT OF THAT FUCKING SCHOOL!
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If its a public school tell your nigger parents to get a job and sent you
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somewhere worth realizing a goal at.
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I assume that the rest of the school shuns you as well? If so, i strongly
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suggest turning your 8088 512k 10 MB WaReZ MaCHiNe off and going out there
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to revive your reputation. Maybe even get a girlfriend.
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**END OF SUBMITTED ARTICLE**
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We wont publish the authors name unless he really wants us too. But for now
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we will leave that information cough(su1d)cough for a later date. Again
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thank you for reading.. Oh By the way make sure you real the classic VAS "HOW
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TO GET FREE DISKS" available at many of the fine sites listed below.
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(C)opywrite VaS. If YoU RiP ThIs OfF wE WiLL FuCk YoU uP!
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[VaS] '98 - "Allright Fiji, it's time to see if you guys really do bleed
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purple." - Ubermensch/TPP
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