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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter º
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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛß ßÛÛ ÛÛ ßß º º
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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÜÜÜÜÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Issue #121 -11/05/1996 º
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º ßÛÛÜÜÛÛß ÛÛßßßßÛÛ ÜÜ ÛÛ º º
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º ßÛÛß ÛÛ ÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛß º -[ Compiled By: Hedbangyr]- º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º Ways to Kill Depressed People º
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Hello Vas readers across the globe. Today we are proud to present to you some
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tips on how to get rid of those annoying little depressants that you see so
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much of lately. Most of these people really dont have nothing to live for
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except your daily ounce of marijuania or some cocaine. Society placed labels
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such as alcoholic, drug addict, whore, furry nigger, etc. on these individuals.
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So in order to lower your daily tax burden that goes to drug and calm these
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people follow some of my tips and make sure to show up for the funeral in a
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funny orange hat similar to the on Dr. Alex Patterson wore to his Detroit show
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at the Sanctum.
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1) Tell these people that death is good for you. These individuals will be so
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scared at the thought of being locked up for good that they will listen to
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anything that anyone has to offer. Be sure to sound interested in thier
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problems no matter how trivial they may seem to you. Remember most depressed
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people have no clue as to why they feel so sad so they will make up some
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trivial excuses to sound meaningful such as my boyfriend/girlfriend is an
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alcoholic, I was raped when I was a baby, my mother is black etc. Tell them
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that death is great and give them ways to go about it in the right manner.
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Most depressants just want attention but with your help you can push them over
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the edge. Tell them to start the car in the garage and breathe the fresh air,
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or jump of the nearest bridge or into a powerful, dirty river. Most of these
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people will take the 'slit wrist' route and they will end up doing it the wrong
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way anyway such as slicing the top of thier arm.
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2) Many depressants rely on drugs to help them 'forget about the world'.
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Enforce the fact that drugs do help you escape and help them along with it by
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making them smoke some blunts and even dose them up. If you do not feel kind
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enough to buy them 10 hits of acid to take at once rummage through any medicine
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cabinet to find some fun items such as Tylenol, Nitro-Glycerine caps, Old
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pennicilin or anyother prescribed drug or even over-the-counter drugs. By
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taking large quantities of these the depressant will be very relaxed and will
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listen to anything anyone says.. Its a good time to test out those
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brainwashing powers you have right here. After the subject has been
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sufficiently drugged try to get them to talk about how thier life sucks so bad,
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previous suicude attempts that thier dumb-ass botched and such. This would
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reinforce the fact that they should kill themselved. Tell them if they do it
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right now that it wont hurt them and they will go to heaven and be next to the
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dirty nigguh himself, Eric Wright, aka Gh0d and 2pac, aka Jesus Crist our Lord.
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3) Never involve yourself in thier life. Try to visit once a month to stay out
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of thier personal life. If you are trying to kill an ex-girl/bowfriend in this
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manner and they still worship you this should be a piece of cake as they will
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trust you more than a stranger. If you are a stranger make up some story about
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how you were molested as a child or raped and they will put trust in you and
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spill out thier gay-ass life to you where you may go ahead and try these
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techniques. By not involving yourself in thier life you do not stand any
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chance of suspiscion from police or parents but if you are a real rhad c0dez
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d00d you won't care about this too much.
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4) Also cheap ass malt liquor such as Laser Malt<Ask foolbert where to find
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this>, or Schlitz contain some Afro-Booty Ingredients that do not go well with
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the white folk. This is another cheap way on putting that sad soul off into
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the crossroads.
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All right I hope this file has been informative and a help to you in your quest
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to kill off those inferior people. If you hate people other than depressants
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such as Maltese, Jews, or Phipps this file can assist you also. When the
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person does really kill themself off you may not want to show up for the
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funeral due to the sadness of the whole situation. Remember to hear the Hard
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Acid spun on the Old skewl tip by Rebel Alliance. l8rh0.
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*($)@* Brutal Truth *@($)*
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