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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter º
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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛß ßÛÛ ÛÛ ßß º º
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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÜÜÜÜÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Issue #114 - 3/22/1996 º
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º ßÛÛÜÜÛÛß ÛÛßßßßÛÛ ÜÜ ÛÛ º º
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º ßÛÛß ÛÛ ÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛß º -[ Written By: Foolbert Sturgeon]-º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º This One goes Out 2 all My BBS Whores º
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ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ
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Hello fellow readers, welcome to another long - awaited and well
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deserved issue of Vaginal and Anal Secretions. Yes, we still exist. We are
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subsisting soley on strange hallucinogens and a few steady pimps in order to
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produce our rather infrequent, new issues.
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As you may already know, I find BBS women highly irresistable. This
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file that you are about to read may be called sort of a love ballad. Yes,
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It is about time that we showed the world how BBS women should be treated.
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These following verses of poetry were not written by me, but by another fellow
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poet of great talent and acclaim. Bless his soul.
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This file is dedicated to my favorite BBS devotchkas:
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Midnight Angel
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Leather
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Peaches (Techman's bitch)
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Scintilla
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Electra
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Mega Elite
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Emmanuel Goldstein
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"FUCK MY BABY'Z MAMA"
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from "Straight off the Streets of Motherphukkin' Compton", 1996
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Negro Child: "What're you doin' daddy?"
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Eazy: "I'm sittin' here writing a song about baby's mothers who try to sue
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the daddies for child support. Even though daddy is taking care of
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the baby, the mother's just, you know, scandless(?), so I'd just like
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to say..."
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FUCK MY BABY'S MAMA!
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The bitch got drama
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Fuck my baby's mama
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'cause she's the type of bitch that wanna see me broke
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broker than a joke bitch stole my rope(1)
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and every time I see da bitch she needs cash
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she makes me want to slap her ass!
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triflin' bitch always got me in a fit
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the low-life-compton-shoppin'-swap-meet-trick!
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I wanna kill tha ho!
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Then slammah in tha trunk of my 6-4!(2)
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cause YO that HO made my dick GRO
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and now her lawyer's at every show
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waitin' for me ta kick in mah dough
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but bee-fo I go I'm on deaf-row
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Cause tha bitch got too much drama
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FUCK MY BABY'S MAMA
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Chorus:
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FUCK MY BABY'S MAMA!
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(repeat 8 times)
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Fuck mah baby's mama
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the bitch got drama
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and I'm not THA ONE
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I should jess knock her punk ass out
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while I'm in COURT payin' child SUPPORT
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But then I gotta deal with the father and still
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he's the type of nigga that a nigga gotta keel.
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Make me kick her but grip her, don't like her
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Uh, cause the bitch is buyin' skirts instead of diapers...
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Beggin' so much ta hold hands its startin ta look like cups(?)
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I wish i'd nevah fucked.
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But now its too late
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how much you make?
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cause accordin to yo inCOME
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ya might have to spend SOME
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time behind bars
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now you find it hard
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Nevah thought a bitch would pull a stunt like this!
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Can't do another day with Pamela
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So I'm a playah
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On-ah and I'd jess like ta say...
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CHORUS x 600
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I think of all tha monee that i spent on a lawyah
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i used to be an employah
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but now i'm jess an em-ploy-EE
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filing bank-rupt-CEE
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but now that punk bitch can't touch me! Uh!
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I only call her to check up on mah daughter
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now she gotta re-strainin' ordah
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put me to the curb and had tha nerve
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to aks(2) to borrow a dime
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Bitch! You must be outcho rabbit ass mind! Uh!
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The bitch broke me so now I needa crutch
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butcha ya gotta understand the judge don't give a fuck
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about a young nigga that's down on his up
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so i gotta put the P down and B down for tha cause
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and give the bitch back her drawers
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so if yo drivin' by and you see her
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do me a favah..
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Give the bitch the finger! FUCK HER!
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CHORUS x 999
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You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch! (lasts for 30 secs)
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Notes:
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(1): Rope. Negro for "Gold Chain"
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(2): Aks. Negro form of "Ask", pronounced "Axe"
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This song also gives you a better understading about the reason why
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Detroit actually exists. I think this song also gives an accurate protrayal
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of the young, struggling American Negro these days. So remember, all of you
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sexy BBS bitches, give Mr. Negro a chance.
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[VaS] '96 - "Your gonna be my bitch for '96!"
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