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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter º
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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛß ßÛÛ ÛÛ ßß º º
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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÜÜÜÜÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Issue #111 - 9/4/1995 º
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º ßÛÛÜÜÛÛß ÛÛßßßßÛÛ ÜÜ ÛÛ º º
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º ßÛÛß ÛÛ ÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛß º -[ Written By: Foolbert Sturgeon]-º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º Malt Liquor Review / Highpointe Briefing º
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YoYoYo I would like to tell you all a story about a little place that
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I happen to know of that lies in the very heart of the HOOD. That's right,
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the HOOD and I do mean the HOOD. You see I live right next door to Mr.
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Detroit, and in Mr. Detroit lives "Highpointe". Well now you might be
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asking yourself, What the FUCK is Highpointe? Well Highpointe is a LiCKA
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Store run by an old arab man who is very talented and immersed in american
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culture [ahahahah]. Now you might also say, why the FUCK do I care about
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a licka store in the middle of the ghetto? Well because they carry a
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substance reffered to as "Malt LicKa". Today we will briefly explore
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explore the wide, colorful world of Malt Licka. First, we will begin this
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review with that store Highpointe. This is no normal licka sto, be
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aware, it is much more. and that is why i am writing about. Now that my
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motive is clear, i will move onto the meat of the matter. Highpointe, may
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be called a licka store but oh it is much much more. it also supplies
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specially previously owned XXX videos, NUGGET magazine (a fucked up nigger
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porn... pretty damn sick by the way.) It also carries the drink of the Gods
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AKA the Drink of Eazy-E [Bless his black AIDS ass], O.E. AKA Olde English
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Beer. Now you can be a pussy, and by 1 or 2 cans, or you can be a real hard
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nigger and buy the whole damn 40. (I recommend the 40 from personal
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experience). Now, a first drinker of OE may think that OE tastes a hint like
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turpentine. Now you know why niggers drink it. You may also be wondering
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why you are drinking it. You are drinking it because you are a PIMP. You
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shouldn't drink it often, becuase i have heard that after drinking it
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often, you grow a big fucking greasy afro and your lips inflate. And dont
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bring O.E. around chicks... for some reason OE scares chicks away. If you
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wanna get some beer, and you have some chicks on your dick, i recommend Colt
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45. Yes, you heard me right, Colt 45. No, I am not Billie D Williams. And
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no, you will not have nigger women playing piano in your penthouse and saying
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"Yo Billie", but strange things seem to occur after drinking the ever famouse
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Colt 45 Malt licka. I believe the effects vary on who you are, but everytime
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i drink that shit, something cool happens.. and then afterwards i feel like
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shit or really strange. One time i had drank 2 40s of COlt 45 and I friend
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and I watched a nigger EX CON get his ass beat down outside of a Taco Bell
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in a good white neighborhood by the pigs. It was a good laugh, let me tell u.
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Colt 45 is fun sometimes, but i really get sick of going to the hood for this
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shit. Especially highpointe, considering there is like 2 inches thick of
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dirty glass seperating you from the friendly, efficient Arab-American Staff
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[ahahaha]. It is like a licka store run from the corner of a warehouse, and
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the parking lot is really dangerous. we have had niggers jump in our car and
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demand beer, and to take them back to party with us. we have seen like
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gangwars and shit outside it also. it is really an amusing place to spend
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a rather boring night. There are niggers that hang around outside and will
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buy beer for you for a price, but most of the time they pull low down dirty
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nigger moves, and rip your ass off. There is a young arab who works for
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highpointe who walks around the store buying beer for customers. Yes, thats
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right, he WORKS for the store, and buys beer for the underage customers.
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Convenience at its finest. By the way, if you ever buy a fine porno movie,
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tell that damn arab "QUALITY", that is the only english word he knows. And
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always demand a lower price. he still thinks he is living in fucking Yemen
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or wherever and he has to bargain all the prices. He was going to sell a
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porno movie one time for $50. Damn arab. Anyway, now, after hearing this
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article abour Highpointe and Malt licka, you may say, where the FUCK is
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highpointe? Well, if you live in the MeTrO-Deee-TroiT Area, you will find it
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easily on about kercheval between 5 and 6 mile i think. it is on the east
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side, and it runs right into grosse pointe. Look for the fucked up yellow
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sign on the corner. Be sure to wave if you drive by, because you can feel
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the love eminating from the establishment. But i repeat, do not do this too
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much, or you will become a nigger. Author's Note: I have not noted anything about
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those other fine nigger beers such as King Cobra, Red Dog etc. They arent
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that great, and if you dont believe me, try it. But, these are the two
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most popular nigger beers, and they are the most interesting. Have fun,
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and don't get yo ass capped.
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