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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter º
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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛß ßÛÛ ÛÛ ßß º º
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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÜÜÜÜÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Issue #104 - 3/1/1995 º
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º ßÛÛÜÜÛÛß ÛÛßßßßÛÛ ÜÜ ÛÛ º º
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º ßÛÛß ÛÛ ÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛß º -[ Written By: The VaS KreW ]-º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º 2600 Preview º
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ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ
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We here at VaS have just recieved an advance copy of the spring issue of
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2600 mag. Of course, all you wannabe newbies out there are creaming your
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bugle boys.
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Cover- Billy Idol Bent over masturbating, while accidently breaking into
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secret NaSA DoCuMenTz!!@!@!
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Index- The Isreal Plant-a-Tree fund
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Bangleshi Communal Ghetto Payphones
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How to make a red Box out of your Dick
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Blue Boxing in the new 2ESS
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Hacking America Online
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Letters
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How to make a Red Box out of your bodily fluids
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Software Review
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Subscription Information-
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A one year subscription to 2600 mag will cost $160 for 4 issues. For a two
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year subscription, it will cost you $580. Now, you may be wondering why we
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are asking so much for a quartarly released magazine that is half the size of
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normal magazine with only 30 pages. A magazine that is photocopied in my
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basement. And you wonder why it costs so much. Well, i have to make all those
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payments for my pink Ferrari Limo, the lease on my huge New York mansion and
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my sex change operation. Yes, even though i act like i am unmaterialistic,
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I'm really very materialistic. I want your money.
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The Isreal Plant-a-Tree fund- By Emmanel Goldstein
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Hey guys, this fund is for supplying my motherland with big, strong male
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trees. It supplies shade for Me and my boy lovers, so the police have a
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harder time trying to find me and all the old time hackers who ALL molest
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children. Please call 1800-blue-box and give ush all your money. If you don't
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send us money, it's all Mondo 2000's fault.
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Bangledeshi Communal Ghetto Payphones- Makeed Habad Phiber Wasu
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In my country, there are two payphones. You must go to the one near the
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ghandi ghetto, my freind and spend many many many life savings to make a phone
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call. So me find way to hack the ghetto phone to get free calls to my brother
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the party store owner in Amereka. The phone uses FGC 283 ESS 1923. It's
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important to the phone to be connected to the ADF through the JHD. The JHD
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depends on the CHD run by the JDL. To hack it, you must cut a cow hoof into
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little peices and mix it with your donkey vaginal yeast to form a paste.
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Drink this mixture amd in two days you shall shit out our local currency.
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Then put the jeheberhad that came out of your hole into the phone.
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How to make a Red Box out of your Dick, Part 4- Emmanual Optic
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Ok, to make this red box, you will need a 5.6304834332 Crystal, Some
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K-Y Jelly- It works better than Vasoline, trust me, and Naked Pictures of
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The Grim Phreaker. Ok, now First of all, jam the Crystal as far up the hole
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in the center of your dick as Possible. Now you are ready. Pull up to the
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pay phone and unzip your pants. Make sure no one is watching. However, i get
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a kick out of Masturbating in public. Rub your 1/2 pud with the jelly until
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you spew. Your spew will produce a quarter tone and cause the phone to fuck
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up and give everyone free calls.
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Blue Boxing in the New 2ESS- Wired Hacker
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2ESS is about to Replace 1ESS as the nations main ESS. This new ESS will
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try to get rid of blue boxing. Now you will have to make the tones louder
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so the computer can hear you. Lot's of people say blue boxing is dead, but it
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still can be done. I haven't tried or ever done it but it still works.
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Hacking America Online- C0de FrEd
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Here i will tell you how to get an internet account. Go to the store and
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have daddy buy you an America Online kit. Install this and log on. Now you
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have hacked into America Online. This is the most /<-rad site ever, and only
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the real hackers have accounts here. Now you can sit back and act like a
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badass hacker because you have an account, and all those lamers don't! I know
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some of you may think that AOL is lame, but all my DELPHI trials ran out.
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Letters-
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Dear 2600,
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I just got my computer with a 28800 modem and i want to know how to make
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free calls NOW. Also, i called some BBS you listed with my phone, and
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instead of connecting me it made weird tones. Is this a blue box?
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Mikey
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Just read 2600, and we will tell you how to make a blue box. That tone
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you found probably wasn't a blue box, it was probably a silver box
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Dear 2600,
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Some darn sicko has been making obscene prank calls to my home phone
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line. I want to know how to hack the phone system so that i can catch him.
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James Cooper
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I suggest you build a red box. Play the tone into the phone when he calls
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and he will realize that you are really a K-RaD Phreaker and leave you
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alone.
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Dear 2600,
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If i use a red box will the FBI, NSA and SS be after me? Will the people
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i call get in trouble? Will I get in trouble?
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TeenBoy
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No, at the moment they can't if you have a special emmanual adapter. Just
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come over to my hottub at the mansion and i'll give you one. Bring a
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freind.
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Dear 2600,
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How do i make a red box?
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code ReD
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We have several plans for red boxes in every issue of 2600 magazine.
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Dear 2600,
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What is a red box? What is Unix? What is the information Superhighway?
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What is a bloto box? What is a Blue Box? What is a computer?
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Mega-el33t
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How to make a red box out of your bodily fluids- Phreak 7
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To make a red box out of your bodily fluids, you must get a large bottle.
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Piss in it just enough to cover the bottom. Then Masturbate into the bottle.
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Now slit you throat and make sure all the blood lands in the jar. You are
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almost done now. Drill a hole in the back of your neck halfway through. Now
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pour your spinal fluid into the jar. You are now done. To use, pour it down
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the coin return which will cause the phone to explode and then you can make
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PhReE cAllZ d00d!
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Software Review: KoMMaNdEr KeEn 1- by MeGaEliTe
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Hi, I'm mega3l33t. Commander Keen is a big strong boy who runs from
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building to building. He has nice little legs and a tight ass. He is so
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strong and it makes me sweat when he uses his long titanium shaft pogo-stick
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to overcome large slimy throbbing jelly-like monsters. He's so petite and
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sweet. I would just like to take him out of the game and make him run around
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in my pocket.
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Don't forget to call the 2600 voice bbs. 2600 voice bbs costs $3.99 per
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minute, $3.98 for each additional minute. If your under 18, you must have
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the permission of a parent, but call anyways.
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