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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û ÛßßßÛ Ûßßßß ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û Û Û ÛÜÜÜÜ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û ÛßßßÛ Û ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÛ Û Û ÜÜÜÜÛ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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ÌÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͹
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º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0048 º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º Date Released : [07/03/92] Author: Grand Wizard Duke º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º Scumdogs Of The Universe º
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ÓÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĽ
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OK, before you guys all pop huge boners thinking this is more tastey
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GWAR lyrics, I will tell you what it is. This is a list of the worst types of
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human beings there are. This is kind of like a Real-Life Lamer's Guide. (By
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the way - all you album lyric seekers - we have word that we will be getting
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some great death metal lyrics in soon). Anyhow maybe this will be the last
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racist, predujiced file VaS will write? AHHAAHAHA NO WAY JOSE (SPICK). Anyhow
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here's the list...
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Negroes: Niggers, Spear Chuckers, Tar Babies, Moon Crickets, Alabama Porch
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Monkeys, Jungle Bunnies, Jerri-Curl Drippers. These are the most
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loathesome of all creatures. The only good nigger is a dead nigger.
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But we have many other issues on why niggers suck so we will
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continue.
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Fat Chicks: This is another really nasty creature. These females are always
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really bitchy too. Like they can afford to be. They always come
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in to the resteraunt I work at and fucking eat the food faster
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than the cooks can make it, and always complain, and they always
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get stuck in the doorway trying to get out. Then they expect
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you to feel sorry for them. What do you do if a fat chick likes
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you and wants to go out on a date? Set up a blind date with
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one of your "friends" ahahaha.
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Arabs: These people all seem to work at Gas Stations and Party Stores. These
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sand niggers wouldnt be so bad if they spoke fluent english at all.
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Every time I go to a party store i have to carry my sand flea to
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american dictionary to figure out what the hell they are saying. Plus
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these are the fuckers who formed OPEC and keep raising our GAS prices
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while those little specks of sand pay like 5 cents a gallon over
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there.
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College Preppies: These are the super cool d00dZ with all the beer t-shirts
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who always go down to Florida on spring break in their
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convertables and drink lots of beer and act really tough
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and fuck lots of women. They would be OK except for the
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fact that they have super huge egos and do lots of really
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asshole-like things.
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Wiggers: These are the white folks who seem to have a desire to dress up like
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black people. They are all pussies, and will gang up in groups of
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20 or more before they come after you. They suck just because they
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act and look like niggers.
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Oriental: This is the squinty eye posse gook chink dude who you can blindfold
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with a piece of dental floss. They have tiny dicks and walk around
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with stupid looks on their faces and have buck teeth. They may own
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half of America economically, but alas with no armed forces, they
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could easily be taken over or destroyed by us. I would think they
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would be more willing for fair trade with the US.
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Bodybuilders: These are the people who work out 24 hours a day, 7 days a week,
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some of them take steroids too. They seem to think there is
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some reason they need to be able to lift 900 tons and be super
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duper huge. When you get that big you are slowed down a lot by
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your bulk, and a skinnier person could beat your ass. They also
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have the super huge egos and think they are soo fucking cool
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and bad because they can throw cars at you.
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Nerds: These are the people who spend all their time doing school work and
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school activities <And take summer school voluntairly to better their
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a's to a+'s>. This is also the 99% majority of computer users. I mean,
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if you guys had real lives you would be out partying right now instead
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of reading all this shit!. This also applies to the lamers who call
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your board, you lock them out, and they keep calling back again and
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again.
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Church Nuts: These are the people who go to church at least once a week and
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own a copy of the bible. I am not saying i worship the devil, I
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don't even beleive in the devil or god. I think all religion is
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a bunch of bullshit, too many loopholes in the bible, they leave
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out large parts of known history <for instance, I dont see the
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dinosaurs anywhere in the bible - and if it all started from
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2 people, wouldnt ever single person in the world be so inbred
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it would be disgusting?>.
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Anyhow send us mail (you know how to reach us by now), if you have
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any more types of people you really dont like that much! Maybe it will appear
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in a future issue!
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