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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û ÛßßßÛ Ûßßßß ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û Û Û ÛÜÜÜÜ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û ÛßßßÛ Û ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÛ Û Û ÜÜÜÜÛ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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ÌÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͹
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º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0037 º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º Date Released : [06/30/92] Author: Robbie Van Winkle º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º Vanilla Ice Mini-Biography º
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ÓÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĽ
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Well today at the local bookstore I happened to find a free copy of
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a Vanilla Ice biography that is now out of print for some reason. Are they
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trying to say that Vanilla Ice is not the best rapper in the entire world?
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Well he isnt. Hes a fucking lame hairstyle-flaming homo. But however I figured
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out of all the sick twisted VaS readers one of you must like him. So i got
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a whole shitload of Vanilla Ice information JUST FOR YOU whover you are loser.
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Here is a really cool RAP about Vanilla Ice <not>.
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Yo!
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He's the number-one rapper
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He wants you to love him
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In every way
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He's Hip
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He's Fly
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He's Totally Cool
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He also wants ya to
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Stay in school.
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Well there's more but its even worse. I kind of wonder if Vanilla ice didnt
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write this book himself. Heres all his personal stuff:
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Real name: Robert Van Winkle (related to rip?)
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Stage Name: Vanilla Ice
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Just Call Him: FAGGOT (He prefers ice though)
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Born On: October 31, 1968 (On halloween - explains his everday attire)
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Place of Birth: Miami Lakes, Florida
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Current residence: Rooming With Boy George.
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Hair: Dark Blonde fag cut.
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Height: 5'11"
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Wt: 165
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Shirt size: 38 1/2 ... But make it "really loose" he says.
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Hobbies: Jet Skiing, Pumping up the BASS in his car, exposing his genitals
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to 12 year olds at elementary schools and asking for oral sex.
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First album: Sucked
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Second Album: Sucked worse
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First Movie: TMNT : Secret of the 000ze (I guess they mean the shit that
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gives his hair that big poof that always sticks out in the
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middle of his head).
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First tour: Opened for Mc. Hammer in 1990. OPENED FOR A FUCKING NIGGER! DAMN
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WHY THE HELL IS A WHITE PERSON DOING ANYTHING FOR A NIGGER. THE
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NIGGER SHOULD BE LUCKY TO GET TO SING ONE SONG!
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Where he was discovered: Writing his name in sperm on a fat drooling old
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man's stomach in Louisville, Kentucky.
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Record Company: SBK (Suck Big Kocks maybe??)
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Advice to his fans: "Use K-Y jelly, it lubricates better than vasoline for
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those late night anal attacks".
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Manager's name: Tommy Quon (Hes a goofy looking CHINK!)
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And now for some cool Vanilla Ice Quotes:
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"I hang around with black people because they have big black cocks that feel
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pretty dope up my ass".
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"I cut my own hair because i got this neat electric razor but since i have
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no need to shave (i hope i get pubes soon), i dont want to waste it".
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"The Ice Man Cometh all overeth the Black Maneth Whoeth Sucketh Myeth Dicketh"
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And since this is an issue about a wigger... here is the official "Vanilla
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Ice Rap Glossary" so you can understand what niggers are saying...
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Bad: Excellent
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Beat Box: Large Radio
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Bug: Weird, Funny, Silly
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Bust A Beat Box: Imitate vocally the sound of drum beats
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Bust a move: Dance awesomely
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Bust a rhyme: Rap
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Cha cha cha: talking, chatting
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chill out: relax
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Coolin': relaxing
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Crew: a group of friends
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Crib: Your house
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Def: Cool or good
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Dis: To disrespect or ignore
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Dookie: Big or good (like he likes his niggers)
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Dope: very very very good
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Drive: A cool car
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Fly: fine or excellent in appearence
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Fresh: hip, up-to-date
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Frontin': Showing off, Pretending, telling a lie (hes good at this one).
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Funky: cool or good
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Gear: Clothing and fashion accessories
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get busy: to do something
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hip pop: rap music
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hottie: a gorgeous girl
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hype: great, incredible
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kickin': happening
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Livin' Large: Enjoying success
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Posse: a cool crew
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Profilin': Showing off, posing
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stupid: anyone who likes rap music
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word up: an expression of agreement
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yo: a greeting, hello
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As you can see, Vanilla Ice and his nigger "posse" have really come up with
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quite an intelligent little language here. If you really have the yearning
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for some REAL white-person rap music, I would suggest the beastie boys. They
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are actually a talented group who are very cool to see in concert.
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