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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û ÛßßßÛ Ûßßßß ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û Û Û ÛÜÜÜÜ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û ÛßßßÛ Û ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÛ Û Û ÜÜÜÜÛ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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ÌÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͹
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º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0034 º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º Date Released : [06/28/92] Author: ]<0oL D0oD º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º The Guide To Lamerz. º
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ÓÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĽ
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Lamerz. L0oZers. Computer Geeks. We all know them. They are all over
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our bbs's (Both PD and Elite). They seem to be put on earth only to bother
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the "real" users.
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In this issue, I am going to describe a few type of lamers so you
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know what you are dealing with.
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WaReZ Lamer: This is the teenage lamer who thinks that to be cool,
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he need to run a WaReZ bbs <OF course 0 days warez>. They spend
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thousands of dollars on their 486-50mhz 16.8k dual standards and
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2 gig hard drives, and spend thousands of dollars each month calling
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long distance just to get the new warez. Then they think they are
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better than everyone in the world, including local users, which
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brings us to the next lamer...
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No-Locals Lamer: This is the lamer who thinks his board is SO fucking
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good (For some reason) that local users don't even deserve to get
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access. Thus, he ends up with lots of LD leeches who never post any
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messages (who can afford to?), or even upload (Because the no-locals
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lamer doesn't have file ratios for Ld users). Of course nobody wants
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to voice-validate all the LD users , so local users can logon saying
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they are calling from some foreign country and the sysop will
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totally kiss their ass.
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I'm-a-Hacker-Lamer: This is the lamer who for some reason, thinks
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he is an experienced phreaker or hacker because he puts h/p/c on
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all his bbs ads and has about 100 textfiles on his board. And
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all the users on his h/p/c areas have no idea what phreaking even
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is, they just post stupid messages like "pleez giVe mE sOmE c0DeZZZ
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d0oDZ".
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The PD Lamer: I dont think I even need to elaborate on this one. This
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is the user that for some reason things PD software is awesome.
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Granted, some of it is decent, but 99% of it is shit. These are the
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sysops that dont deserve to run a bbs.
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The Leech Lamer: This is rather obvious. This is the user who calls,
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BEGS for no ratio, and when you give it to him, he waits till 3am to
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call and does HUGE batch downloads <And if there is a ratio, he
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uploads shit files - duplicates renamed to other names>, because he
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thinks you won't notice if he does it REAL late.
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The Mr. Cool Lamer: This is the guy that always brags about how he
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goes to parties every night, fucks 500 girls a day, has more friends
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then any 'computer geeks', yet he seems to spend 24 hours a day either
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calling boards or logging locally onto his board and playing online
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games. This is the person who deserves ansi bombs and viruses the
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most.
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The New Elite Lamer: This is the 'elite' person who decides he is
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elite suddenly and calls you board telling you to give him elite
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access and he will give you all the nEw WaReZ. These are usually 12
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or 13 year olds who cant type faster than my grandmother and are
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calling at 1200 baud.
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The BBS-Advertising Lamer: This is the lamer who calls every single
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board in a net , or in his area, and posts all 5 of his shitty looking
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ansis that he made himself over and over every single day. These are
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the ads that say "PLEASE CALL MY COOL BOARD. (593)133-3153. 1200/2400
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baud! loTs oF NeaT uSerZ and C0oL messagez d00dz. I have 20 Megs and
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another 10 megs on floppy disks!!!!!!!". They deserve lots of fake
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users who upload viruses.
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Welp, thats about all I can think of, those are some of the lamers I
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have experienced in my 7 years of modeming so far. Im sure as the years come
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along, there will be more and more types, if I forgot any, let me know...
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And by the way fellow VaS readers... I thought you may want to check
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this out: The 1992 Loompanics Unlimited Catalog <This is a HUGE publisher/
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distributor of "underground" types of books>... Only $5 to:
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Loompanics Unlimited!
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P.O. Box 1197
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Port Townsend, WA 98368
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When requesting the catalog, be sure to tell them that you heard
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about it from VaS <That'll get 'em wondering!>.
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ÄÄÄÍÍÍÍÍ[ VaS DiSTRiBuTioN SiTeS ]ÍÍÍÍÍÄÄÄ
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ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ»
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º BBS Name Number Baud Sysop Title º
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º LiVe WiRE BBS (313)464-1470 14.4 Studmuffin World HQ º
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º PoT BBS (313)462-1906 24oo Phreak_Accident World HQ º
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º TcH BBS (713)373-4031 14.4 One Meg Cacher Dist. #1 º
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º Floating Pancreas (305)551-0311 14.4 Majestic Cockster Dist. #2 º
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º Restricted Domain (313)656-8519 14.4 Darkness Dist. #3 º
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º Phantasm III (313)884-2617 14.4 Scavenger Dist. #4 º
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