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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û ÛßßßÛ Ûßßßß ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û Û Û ÛÜÜÜÜ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û ÛßßßÛ Û ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÛ Û Û ÜÜÜÜÛ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0021 º
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º Date Released : [05/26/92] Author: Hannibal Lecter º
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º Interesting Ways To Kill People º
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Me back again, the author of the ever so popular issue #1 , entitled
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'What to do with your parents after you kill them', back with another sick
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and twisted issue. This issue will give you some creative ideas on how to
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kill someone...
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1] Put their dick in a cow-milking machine and orgasmate them to death.
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(What a pleasant way to die).
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2] Hog-Tie them, and put a 15 foot chain on the back of your car, and drag
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them along behind you on the concrete until all their skin gradually
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disintegrates.
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3] Stick a blowtorch up their ass, Fill their sphincter cavity up with
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propane or acetylene gas, then stick a road flare up their ass, staple it
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closed well, and light it. Now tie them up so they cant get it out.
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4] Pull out their eyeballs, and hook a vaccum cleaner up to their eye socket,
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and suck their brains out through it.
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5] Paper-Cut him until hes almost dead, then put a salt & lemon juice mixture
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on the cuts. He will beg you to kill him.
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6] Run him over with a steam roller and them put him in a paper shredder.
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7] Take off all his skin and throw handfuls of salt at him.
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8] Beat him up real well then shit, piss, and puke in his mouth <make sure he
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swallows it ALL>.
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9] If its a girl, Put her on top of a flag pole and ram it up her cunt as far
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as you can until she splits in two. If its a guy, ram it up his ass.
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10] Give him a swirlie but never let his head come out of the water.
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11] Hook a power line up to his basketball backboard and dare him to slam
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dunk it.
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12] Tie him down, and just start sticking pins in him all over, see how many
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you can get in him before he dies! Have contests with your friends!
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13] Send a dinosaur after him.
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14] Read Soldier of Fortune magazine, you can mail order hitmen from there.
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15] Cut his dick off and then throw him into pirahna infested waters.
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16] Mummify him while he is still alive and hang him up in a museum <make
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sure he cant make any noise or it will blow the cover, he will eventually
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starve to death , or dehydrate>.
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17] Hide an m-80 in his sphagetti, and lite it, then encourage him to eat
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real fast.
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18] When he is going down an escalator, stick his shoelace in the groove so
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when he gets to the bottom, he gets sucked into the gears.
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19] Cut him up into small peices and microwave them until they explode.
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20] Cover him with honey and send a swarm of killer bees after him <I hear
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they are availabe in texas>.
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21] Get a giant magnifying glass, and when he goes to the beach, focus the
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sun's light into a small spot on his face.
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22] When he goes to the suntan booth, lock him in and turn it on full blast.
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23] Put a super-suction model p38a combination vaccum/garbage disposal in
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his toilet bowl so when he flushes he guts sucked in and ground up.
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Anyhow I hope these fine ideas give you some things to do over the
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weekend. I know some of these are kind of stupid, but they are certainly
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different.
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