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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û ÛßßßÛ Ûßßßß ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û ÛßßßÛ Û ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÛ Û Û ÜÜÜÜÛ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0005 º
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º Date Released : [05/12/92] Author: The Gas Station Attendant º
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º Some Fun Stuff You Can Do At School º
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ÓÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĽ
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Aghh its me again, here with some more sick and twisted text for all
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you freaks out there. I guess our first issue was pretty sick, so I'll try
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to keep this particular issue a little tamer... Anyhow here are some good
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suggestions for the uncreative person to try at school...
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1] Go to school naked.
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2] Slay a bunch of squirrels, rabbits, cats, dogs, cows, horses, people, etc,
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and scatter the dead mangled bodies all over the front couryard of your
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school and draw pentegrams with either blood or red spray paint.
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3] Draw a white chalk outline in on the front sidewalk of school and pour
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some ketchup in the middle of it, rubbing it down into the cement to
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create a nice stain. This will look an awful lot like a murder scene. For
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added realism steal some construction tape <the stuff they put around
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your driveway when you get it repaved> around it to make it look like
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a police line heh.
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4] Wait till you have a substitute teacher, have the whole class except for
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one person you hate come 15 minutes late to class. We did this once, and
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then you all rush in at once running so he cant mark who all is tardy heh.
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Just tell him you were there and that he must have missed you.
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5] Get mail order crickets <these can be had for about $14/1000 mail order
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or around $1.50/dozen at local pet stores> and bring them to school,
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letting them loose during lunch or something, they look an awful lot
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like cockroaches.
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6] Start writing and passing around an underground newsletter containing the
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numbers of phone sex, look up all your principals and teachers and put
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them in there too <be careful not to leave too many clues , i made this
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mistake once, i put a bunch of my teachers and my principal, i got a 3
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day suspension, but oh well>. Of course you need racist articles and
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stories about fags at school and spreading rumors that people have aids
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and shit (People are easily maniupated by the press).
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7] Bring some sort of farm animal to school , and try to get a visitor's
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pass for it <tell them its your cousin from alabama or something>. Or
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you can just let it loose in the hallways and watch the chaos. Dont
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get a dog or cat, they are too 'cute' .. and too expensive. Get a pig
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or better yet , wait till thanksgiving, find a local turkey farm and buy
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some turkeys. Snakes, Mice, and squirrels will just get stepped on or
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picked up by some teacher.
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8] Come to school late, break into someones locker, pack it full with those
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damn styrofoam peanuts, crumpled up paper, underwear, used condoms, shit,
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grass clippings, but make sure to pack it TIGHT. Now take lots of newspaper
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and duct-tape that over the opening, while the locker is still open. Now
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use caulking and seal the locker airtight. Of course you want to cover the
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front with balloons, and put a padlock on the handle so they have to get
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it cut off.
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9] Go around, get behind people when they open up their locker, and watch
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them enter their combo. After they leave, write the combo in LARGE letters
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with a black permenant marker, or better yet, carve it in with a knife.
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10] Shit in the sinks in the bathroom.
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11] Fill the drains of the sinks with toilet paper, and just turn them all on,
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and take off... after a while there will be quite a flood.
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12] If you have the nerve to do this, when giving an oral report in front of
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the class, just piss your pants, or drink caster oil and make yourself
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vomit all over the place.
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13] Put superglue and tothpicks in the locks of your classes before school.
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I would suggest the 5 minute 2-ton epoxy glue, it dries quite quickly,
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make sure to get all the rooms around it so it doesnt look like it was
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all singled out.
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14] Take bleach and write nice messages on your schools front lawn. Be sure
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to use lots of bleach and make big letters, this works quite nice by
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leaving dead brown grass wherever bleach was pored.
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15] Take a garbage can full of broken bottles and spread them all over the
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football field, next time someone gets tackled, they get sliced and
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diced into confetti.
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16] Order pizzas to your principal. Amazingly enough, most pizza places will
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deliver to schools. <I was present in my school office when 8 large
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pizzas came into the school to the principal heh>.
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17] Steal a carphone, and if your teacher has his own office with a phone,
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discretly dial the phone, and call his office. Then give him death
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threats, tell him when he leaves the classroom after this hour he's dead.
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of course ALL suspicion will be off you since you were sitting in the
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class the whole time heh.
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18] Check out library books <lots of them, big expensive ones, encylopedias,
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atlases, etc> in other students names and burn them. You will probably
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need their student id# to do this, just look in the teachers grade
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books.
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19] Spend some time in the AV room switching all the geography movies with
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such fine movies as "Deep throat", "Debbie Does Dallas", "Calugila", etc.
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20] Do book reports on such fine reading material as the Kama Sutra, or
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Everything you ever wanted to know about sex.
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21] When you have subs for your last class of the day, wait till they take
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attendence and just leave. I have done this before, sometimes if you
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skip, they dont even mark you absent even if you never show up. This
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works best if you have a class where everyone is up and moving about,
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like metal shop or art class or something.
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I hope you like some of these ideas, if we get any requests, I can print
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millions more. These are just suggestions of stuff you can do if you want to
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have some fun. I have done 4,5,6,9,11,13,14,18, and 21. The rest are up to
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you to try...
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