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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û ÛßßßÛ Ûßßßß ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÛ Û Û ÜÜÜÜÛ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0002 º
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º Date Released : [05/12/92] Author: Sepulturic Death º
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º Some Great Scams You Can Pull º
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Welcome the the second issue of V.A.S. ! As you can tell by the
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title, this issue will tell you all sorts of fun and easy ways to rip stuff
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off. Welp enough introduction, lets get to the good stuff.
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þ How many times have you hungered for some fast food like Taco Bell,
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or Burger King, but were just flat broke? Welp here are a few
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interesting ways to get free food, they all work if executed
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carefully (i.e. you are not laughing and with a group of like 20
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teenage friends).
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If you have ever been to a Taco Bell , you know that they do things
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a bit differently than most fast food resteraunts, which lets you
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rip them off a bit easier. You know how they have you order, then
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rush through to the next person? Welp you simple go over the the
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side where you pick up your order, and just sit there for a few
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minutes, preferably around 5 or so. Now you can sit there and watch
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them call out orders, and when you see something that you like, you
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simple take it, of course someone else will tell you it's theirs,
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but you simply start hassling them, quietly mind you, that you have
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been waiting there for several minutes waiting for your order, and
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you probably just ordered the same thing. Now when you get thirsty
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(since you get your pop when you actually order most of the time),
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you go up to the counter, ask for a glass of water. They give you
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a SMALL glass, you can ask for a bigger one, but since there
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is free refils, who cares? Now take the water, drink it or dump it
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out on the floor or something to that effect, go back up, and ask
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for a refill of Pepsi or Mountain Dew, they will just go ahed and
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fill it up. It may seem like a lot of work and a lot of bullshit,
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but it works, and it's worth it.
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Of course if you like fast food, find the geeks in your school,
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they usually work at McDonalds or Burger King or something like
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that, kinda 'buddy up' with them, and in no time you will be able
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to pressure them into giving you free food.
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The next one is rather fun, you go to your local payphone, call up
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say, Burger King, and start telling them about how they messed up
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your order, burned the burgers, gave you the wrong stuff. If you
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do it right, they will tell you to come in and get a replacement
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order. Now simply tell her what you want, and go pick it up, don't
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act like they are doing you a favor, act like you are doing THEM
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a favor by not suing them heh heh. The trick is NOT to order like
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25 whoppers and such, and dont tell them they screwed up the pop,
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because they will get suspicious. Last time we tried it, we got
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4 whoppers and 4 large fries, if they are busy enough they will
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even tell you they remember that order. When i went in to pick up
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the order the manager was there kissing my ass, telling me how they
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went and cleaned all the ovens, and how she made this batch just
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for me, and she even gave me some free cookies. This method works
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well with all fast food chains, especially when they get really
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busy. It will even work with certain pizza chains (Like Little
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Caesars, after you buy one, call them and tell them they gave you
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the wrong kind, tell them you wanted square and you got round or
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something, and the next time you order, it's free!).
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þ If you get really thirsty, just pay your local gas station a visit,
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you know the ones that keep racks of pop outside. If you go when
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it's dark, get about 2 other friends. The 2 friends go in there to
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ask directions or something while you go and grab some stuff.
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þ You can always try importing a bug into a resturaunt, put it in
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your food when you have eaten about half or so, and demand a free
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meal.
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þ I have been told that you could go to certain stores, like K-Mart,
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Target, or others and you can take products off the shelf after
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Christmas, and go return them to get money! I have taken back
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items before to Target when i did not have my receipt, and was able
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to make an exchange.
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Anyways, I realize many of you people will find this stuff to be
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incredibly obvious, but there are some saps out there that probably haven't
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actually spent the 15 minutes it takes to think this stuff up. Anyhow,
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Later till next time...
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