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Underground eXperts United
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[ Forest Thump ] [ By DIzzIE ]
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_)_)_)_)_)_(_(_(_(_(_
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aight:
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presenting.....an eatwhileyoushit production, in
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association with fuckwhileyoukill unmotion
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antipictures:
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Forest Thump
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BY: DIzzIE
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[scene: forest thump is sitting on a bench, wearing
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short white shorts, gulping down chocolates, whith the
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chocolates smeared all over his face, zoom in on the
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side of the chocolate box: "BigMomma's Laxative
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Products," an old lady comes along]
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Forest: Hello M'am
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Lady: Hello son
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F: would u like a chocolate?
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L: no thanks sonny, Grandma's not falling for that one
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again...no siryeee
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F: my drunken-dadda always said: whores are like a box
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of sweet sweet cheap chocolates: you cant stop at one,
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you gotta eat the whole fucking box, and then go out
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and buy yourself another box, and then another one,
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until your wife finds out that you've been spending
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your money on chocolates and takes out her
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Winchester.......
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L: that's nice sonny, grandma's a little hung over
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from last night's Tequila and Bingo Bash, so would you
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mind shutting the fuck up?
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F: quite allright grand........[LOUD FART]OOOOOOOOOH!
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I say, i gots to go to the bathroom...
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[forest jumps up, and starts running in slow motion,
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the "eye of the tiger" song starts playing, there are
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lots of kids on the sides of the street holding vodka
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and Jack Daniel's whiskey bottles, yelling "you've got
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the runs Forest, you've got the runs!"
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slowly an unsightful bulge appears, you can see the
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brown staining his white shorts, then a thick brown
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liquid begins to drizzle down the side of his leg,
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leaving a trail on the sidewalk, insert a bunch of
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farts along the way]
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F: oh goodness, I darn gone and pooped in mah pahnts,
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daddy's g'nna beat me again...
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[forest finally reaches the bathroom, savagely pulling
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out a fishing/gutting knife and jabbing it into the
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guy who's already sitting on the toilet, killing him
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and pushing him out of the way]
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BathroomGuy: Hey what the fuck? You sick ass mother
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fucker, what the fuck are you doing?
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F:i be using the skills the american army taught us in
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vi-et-nam [all the while stabbing the guy] they call
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this the "carving contest" its what the americans did
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to all the vietnamese children, the ones whom they
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didnt use for sex anyway...
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BG: aaaaaagh, I'm dead.....
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[Forest successfully sits down on the toilet,the music
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stops. Absolute Silence. Then we hear a satisfying
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loud "thump" and forest slumps to the side, dead]
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--Fin!--
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haha, wasn't that funny? no? fuck you too.
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email me: xcon0@yahoo.com
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