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Underground eXperts United
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[ Transparent Ribbon Campaign ] [ By The GNN ]
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TRANSPARENT RIBBON CAMPAIGN
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by THE GNN/DCS/uXu
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Contrary to popular belief the world is neither dominated nor run by maniacs
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who want to do evil just for the sake of it. But since most people form
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their precious opinion on how the world is constituted merely through cheap
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tabloids dedicated to - for the sake of profit - only reviewing what the
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latest maniacs are up, it is understandable that this belief is not taken to
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be a simple opinion based on unintentional propaganda, but the objective
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truth.
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Following from this, it is also understandable that many people experience
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an acute urge to clearly state that they are not crazy and pro-madness - and
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nowadays this is often done via the help of various symbols which are to
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serve as explicit statements for or against certain phenomena, good or evil.
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Unfortunately, we now have so many symbols around that no one is able to
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wear all of them at the same time. This is of course frustrating, because
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then one might not be able to fully state what one is for/against, and might
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even be considered evil, since one is not wearing a symbol that is currently
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in moral fashion.
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(Please note: We at uXu are all oldschool 19th century pragmatists when it
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comes to definitions of 'truth', so we happily look away from the facts and
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agree that the popular conception that all other people are insane is true.
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We would also never ever dare to question the opinion of the masses, as this
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would make us 'elitists' (thank you for pointing out this to us, U.H.).
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Therefore, we fully accept that wearing symbols is the best means to
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attaining a happy future world, and that the greatest problem of today is
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that one cannot wear all symbols at once.)
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But now! No need to despair anymore! The Underground eXperts United are so
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damn proud to present: THE TRANSPARENT RIBBON CAMPAIGN! The transparent
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ribbon is the only symbol you will ever need. The transparent ribbon is not
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only transparent - in fact, it has no spatio-temporal extention whatsoever!
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So you need worry about forgetting to put it on your clothes or homepage. It
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is there all the time, if you want it to.
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Wearing the transparent ribbon signals that you are very very very much
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against violence, injustice, pollution, hate, murder, alcoholism, drugs,
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genocide, war, theft, child molesting, dictatorships, nazism, fascism,
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shoplifting, rape, sadness, oppression of blacks, oppression of women,
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oppression of wealthy white middle-class men, bullying, diseases, egoism
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starvation, nonsense, extortion, mob rule, the devil, use of unnecessary
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force, robbery, fraud, torture, nuclear arms race, grief, death penalty,
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agony, confusion, speciecism, unsophisticated utilitarianism, pure madness,
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pseudo-science, mumbo-jumbo, unhappiness, foul language, stupidity, gang
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warfare, prostitution, bad arguments, pain, arrogance, child pornography,
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coercion, irrationality, malevolence, suffering, misery, distress, turmoil,
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armed conflicts, harassment, plagues, infanticide, xenophobia, killers,
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absurdities, dealers, pushers, vandalism, hustlers, pimps, whatever sucks,
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underground experts united (oops!), colds, terrorism, slavery, serial
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killers, violation of rights, megalomania, propaganda, spam, sabotage,
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machines for mass destruction, killing of whales, desertion, exploitation,
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cigarettes, agent orange, your local militia movement, drunk driving,
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objectionable objectives, conspiracies, monopoly, littering, tasteless
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humour, public pornography, plate tectonics, sex without love, love without
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sex, cruelty towards animals, despotism, persecutionism, apartheid, treason,
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spitting, traitors, police brutality, instigation, isolation, unluckiness,
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farts, racism, dogmatism, fanaticism, prejudice, bigotry, anti-Christ,
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crusades, mind control, social engineering, nuclear waste, speeding, incest,
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gangster rap, sin, segregation, unscientific medical treatment, and death
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as a terminal state.
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(Feel free to cut and paste concepts to suit your personal morality.)
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Do something! Wear the ribbon! Make a statement! How much better will not
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the world become? We assure you that you will no longer have to fear that
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your slandering neighbors might think of you as a crypto-maniac, as they
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will know - when they see your transparent ribbon - that you are a mature
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adult fully dedicated to the well-being of the world. Long live status quo,
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and the quest for keeping up appearances!
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uXu #541 Underground eXperts United 2000 uXu #541
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http://www.uXu.org/
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