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Underground eXperts United
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[ uXu And S.H.A., Facts And Fiction ] [ By The GNN ]
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uXu AND S.H.A., FACTS AND FICTION
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by THE GNN/DualCrew-Shining/uXu
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"Freedom of speech! Just watch what you say!"
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(Ice T)
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NOTE. This text is written for complete morons. If you consider yourself
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able to think, you do not need to read any further.
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Normally, no underground expert would ever embarrass him/herself by
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writing this kind of unnecessary truths for a small audience of
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fools, but right now it is a matter of our whole existence as a
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electronic magazine. So, we are forced to make an exception. We do
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not want our readers to believe that we think of them as idiots, so
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please remember that this file is not for everyone. It is for a small
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bunch of paranoid humans that want to terminate every united
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underground expert in the world. Including you.
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Listen carefully, this file is about two things: 'Underground eXperts
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United' and 'Swedish Hackers Association.' Lately, some people have exposed
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their lack of common sense by claiming that these two groups are involved
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with each other. uXu is, they say, a 'cover' for S.H.A. Hence, uXu is also
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a 'criminal organization' and ought to be banned from the world at once.
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But since hearsay is not, unfortunately, a valid proof in court uXu must
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first be closely investigated. Investigations are at this very moment in
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progress.
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Let me now for a moment turn your attention to some facts: uXu is not a
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cover for S.H.A. uXu is uXu, a magazine. uXu is not a hacker group. We
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write 'textfiles'. What you read now is a 'textfile'. (If there are some
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words you do not understand, please contact us and we will gladly explain.)
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However, some of the files published via the uXu magazine may be regarded
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as controversial. We love to debate society, politics and ethics. But we
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are neither left-winged nor right-winged. We are not politicians, we are
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realists. Some people do not fancy the fact that we dare to question
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accepted truths on good and evil, right or wrong. So, they regard us as
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renegades. That is no problem for us, we write for people that are able to
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think - people who know that it is healthy to criticize.
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If we were a cover for S.H.A, why do we write short stories and articles
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about ethics and politics? Why are there no files about how to hack? Why
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are there no files about how to make viruses? Why are there no files about
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how to find pirated software? Why?
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When uXu write about hacking we do it in a very different way (*). Since
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we are children of the computer revolution we understand that hacking is
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not merely a crime, as a terrorist bomb is not merely a fire-cracker that
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goes boom. What are the social/political/anthropological etc aspects of
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hacking? Is hacking only a crime or is it the only way to avoid a future
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kafkaesque police state ruled by Big Brother himself? We like to ask and
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debate such questions. We want our readers to read and form an opinion.
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But no one is forced to accept our conclusions, as people in 'real life'
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are forced to accept that when the government says 'Jump!' you should ask
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'How high?'
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We do not censor ourselves. We never ask ourselves 'Will people really
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understand our files?' Because we know that many people will understand and
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that only a few will not. Unfortunately, we have just noticed that those
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who do not enjoy to think are in such positions in society that they can
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kill every underground expert in less than one second and get away with
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it, since they hide behind the veil of power. Perhaps this file will make
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things even worse, because no animal (even though it wears a black suit)
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enjoys to be provoked. If you want to mess with the underground experts, you
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will soon discover that we will never bring a knife to a gun fight.
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We will bring pen and paper.
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Some people fear the unknown. They do not want to fumble in the dark, so
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they get themselves a stick to be able to feel the surroundings. Since they
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are not able to actually see what their stick bumps into, they convince
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themselves that it is only good things. There are no ghosts in the dark,
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they say. But then uXu brings a light and uncovers some nasty ghosts which
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leads to confusion and fear. So, instead of looking at the ghosts and chase
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them away, people quickly close their eyes and tries to smash our lamp. Life
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is much easier if you believe that it is simple and uncomplicated. Believe
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in Jesus, trust your friendly police man, obey the government, follow the
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book of utilitarian rules, and everything will work out fine. If you break
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the rules, you are a criminal.
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If you dare to question Jesus, the police man, the government and the
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book of rules, then you are a potential criminal who tries to turn the
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world into anarchy and chaos, only restricted by the fact that you have not
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yet succeeded.
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We will not turn off our light. We will continue to write textfiles. If
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some fool tries to stop us by spreading stupid lies, we will naturally
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fight back. Our mission is to minimize the level of stupidity in the world
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by letting people know about the real nature of things. We want people to
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know that it is actually allowed to ask 'why' when someone says 'jump.'
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There is no hellish conspiracy between Underground eXperts united and
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Swedish Hackers Association. As far as I know, S.H.A does not even exist
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nowadays. uXu, however, exists and will do so until someone kills us with
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gasoline on a dusty road. The only conspiracy that has the word 'uXu'
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written on its forehead is the one that wants to stop us. All means seems
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to be allowed in this fight, but uXu will never do anything more than write
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textfiles at the front line. Any brain-damaged clown can handle a sword, but
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only a few can handle a pen. Thankfully, the pen is often stronger than the
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sword.
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Always remember: Order is high, but truth is even higher.
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(*) Examples: "Technophilia" Ikonoklast - UXU-148
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"Hackers Against the New World Order" FreeStyle - UXU-151
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"Cybernetic Escape Route" THE GNN - UXU-198
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"No More Secrets" THE GNN - UXU-242
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We also killed JFK, Olof Palme and Jesus.
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Want to know how we did it? CALL THE STASH +46-13-XXXXXXXXXX
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The day I crash...
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uXu #258 Underground eXperts United 1995 uXu #258
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Call DUNGEON SYSTEMS INC. -> +1-410-263-2258
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