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Underground eXperts United
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Presents...
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[ How To Get... Older Women Part III ] [ By The Chief ]
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() 'How To Get... Older Women' ()
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() Part III ()
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() An explanation and update ()
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I have had many questions asked about my earlier 'How To Get...' files
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from a lot of different people, so here is somewhat of a reply to those
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questions and an update on the earlier files about this intriguing subject.
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Bear in mind that this is written in a humorous state of mine when you
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see a <g> or a ':)' but not otherwise (read on for more info on this).
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Section 1 - Comments and Questions
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The usual comments I get are of the nature: "Haha, loved the file, but
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couldn't you make it a bit more explicit?" or "What do you mean? Is this
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a joke or are you serious?".
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a) I don't want to make them more explicit, because you should really
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know that you don't have to have a manual for everything, and that
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most things you'll do come naturally and with ease. Second, most
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people are different. From me. From you. I can't write a manual that
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will work on _anyone_. What I write, is what works for me, and the
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girl/woman I have tried it on. If it works for you and the one you're
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after, great, but I'm not giving you any guarantees of any sort.
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That's mostly the reason why I decided not to write about sex, how
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to do it, and what not to do. Most people like the same things, but
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we all have different favorites, wants and needs, so that won't
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be covered at all.
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b) When you see a humour mark at the end of a sentence, it's a joke.
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It means "I'm kidding" or "don't take this serious". The humour
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marks used are "<g>", "<grin>", ":)" and ":-)". Note: the first
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file was written about 3 years ago, and I can't really be held
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responsible for that one now, can I? <g>. Seriously, it was written
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from what I knew and had experienced back then, and when I read it
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today, I see a lot of mistakes, a lot of dumb, naive things that
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shouldn't really be in there, though those things worked then,
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I experienced it first hand, and it worked, I don't think everything
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in that file would work today. The world, and the people living in
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it have changed, but the file stays intact unfortunately. ;)
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Section 2 - Update [Part I]
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The first file was written in October 1991, about two and half years
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ago. It's a mess today, I admit that, but it does contain some good advice
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here and there. The parts that need an update are the following:
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* Chapter One - Why Older?
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Here I'd like to change the part:
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" 2) Older Women have more money.
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This is a fact. Young women spend all their summer-work money
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and often live on their parents. They have nothing saved."
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To:
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" 2) Older women can take care of you.
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They are _usually_ employed, have a steady income, a place of
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their own and are ready for most things. You won't have to
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go through the hassle with parents home/not home. They will
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take care of you, if they want to that is. A younger girl
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usually is in the same situation as you are (ie. not that
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much money, living with her parents or on campus or something
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like that)."
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And the part:
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" 3) Older Women don't talk to you about 'their day in school'
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for 2 hours every day, and spend the rest of the day talking
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on the phone with 'Jamie', 'Lisa', 'Margret', 'Pheobe', and
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the rest of her 50 closest friends about 'boys' and the
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school-dance on friday.
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You can discuss (if That's what you're after) with older women.
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They understand what you're saying (amazing) and can actually
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tell you Their views on what you were talking about."
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To:
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" 3) You usually get a more interesting conversation.
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This is not always true. When girls are older than about 19,
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you'll notice that you do have interesting discussions with
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them, though there will be talk about school, boys, etc
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anyway. With an older woman, you get insight in her life,
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probably a life pretty much different from your own. You
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will be pre-educated in the life of someone in their 30's.
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They are often more frank, direct with you as well."
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The part:
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" 4) Older Women like to have younger men.
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This applies mostly to women in their thirties and over.
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It's a fact that when a woman gets a lover, she IS over 30.
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A younger man helps them to fight the crisis they face when
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and before hitting the magical '40'."
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To:
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" 4) Older women like to have younger men.
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Why?, one could ask, but it's such an easy question to answer.
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It applies for men and women, so you can just ask yourself,
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and you have the answer. Though from my own experience, I've
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found that most of the time it's because it's exciting. A
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woman I was involved with (37 years old) asked her sister
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(44 years old) if she'd dare to have an affair with me, and
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her sister replied 'But of course. You should, at least once
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in your lifetime have an affair with a younger man, if not
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for the excitement and fun, then for the experience.'"
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And forget about the 5th part. It's just silly.
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In Chapter Three - What To Say To Her... well, heh heh, I guess that
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those lines are pretty much standard, and she'll probably know if you
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don't mean what you say. So my advice, instead of those lines, are of
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course to say what you feel. Be honest (unless you're not serious with
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her that is) and say whatever comes to mind, just like you do normally.
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If you're not serious with her, you can use those lines. They're enough
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cliche<EFBFBD>-like as it is.
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In Chapter Four - What Not To Say To Her. Okay, there are a couple
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of good "not's" here. Like asking her how many men she have slept with,
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and the obvious bad language (unless you're having _such_ an affair :))
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But, like I said, the world and the people living in it have changed.
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I got a letter from a woman at 37, with some comments on the file, where
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she stated that she LOVE computers for example, and I can't agree more.
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Today, most people are working with computers, so you probably can talk
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about them. What do I know? :) I guess I was referring to the "riviera"
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type of women, rich, with husbands who are never home, etc. You get the
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idea. They are usually not interested at all in computers, so if that
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is what you're working on (or whatever you do), cancel computer-talk.
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Chapter Five is pretty good as it is actually. The dumb advice to
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have a couple of older women to work on.. heh, okay. If you're not
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serious, that is a good advice, otherwise, obviously it is not. I'd
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just like to emphasize the importance in the way you talk to her.
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You can't just walse in, slap her on the back, and pull bad jokes
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all night. But that's also pretty obvious isn't it. And I guess you
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can't go for the british upper-class accent either, unless that's
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what she's after. Just talk naturally and be interesting. Sounds easy
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doesn't it?
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In Chapter Six - The Second Date, we have the computer business
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again. Well, read the update for chapter three again. The good stuff
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in this chapter is to go along with whatever she says, and make your
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conversation from that. If she's very quiet, and the conversation is
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pretty much zero, you _have_ to come up with something to say, or you're
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out in the cold. There should be numerous of things you could ask her.
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Her work, what she's been doing, where she usually spends her holidays,
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what her interests are and so on. If you go to a place where you can
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dance, then dance. It's also probably a good idea, the first time you
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meet her, to ask her about her favorite places. Restaurants, where
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she usually go out etc. That way, you know where to take her on the
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second date, or perhaps, where _not_ to take her. If you're having an
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affair, you don't want to take her to her regular places where people
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would recognize her, right? You can use the information to find places
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that are similar to her favorite ones, and take her there instead.
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And for heaven's sake, don't babble about yourself! Just remember that.
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Good advice also is to bring flowers, or at least a rose to the second
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date.
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Finally, Chapter Seven - What's Next? is fine as it is. Good advice,
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and some pointers there that I think would apply for the next, oh,
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ten or so years.
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Section 3 - Update [Part II]
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This file took care of the Younger women.. well, it's pretty good
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actually :). It was written in June 1992, and I'd say it'll still work.
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The only addition I have to it, is that you basically don't have to
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do anything to meet a younger woman. Just go out a couple of nights and
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you'll probably meet one. Just don't go looking like you're looking for
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one and you'll be okay.
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Section 4 - End Comments
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Well, I hope this has answered most of your questions, but please, keep
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those comments coming in! It's really rewarding for me to get comments
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and questions on the files I have written. And yes, there will be another
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update. :)
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