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Underground eXperts United
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[ Live On Stage Again: Messiah! ] [ By The GNN ]
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"LIVE ON STAGE AGAIN: MESSIAH!"
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by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu
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"God is dead. He has left the humans alone."
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(F. Nietzche)
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"Good morning. As you might have noticed I am Jesus Christ, son
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of Lenny Christ, or "God" as you homo sapiens like to call him. I
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will... COULD YOU PLEASE STOP SHOUTING "HALLELUJAH" DOWN
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THERE? PLEASE! Thank you...
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As I said, I have decided to come down to you here on planet
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Earth a second time to tell you some vital facts. Still, I feel
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quite stupid standing here on the roof of my divine spacecraft and
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only tell you things that should have been rather obvious to all of
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you! I mean, you have wars, death, destruction, crazed religious
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fanatics and all that! But still, you refuse to stop believing in
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Lenny...uhm... I mean "God". Yes, Lenny created your planet to
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have something to play around with, but that does not mean he LOVED
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you! So stop that childish behavior! Start doing something
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constructive instead like... like... love and peace? Not a bad
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idea eh? Yeah, I think it sounds great too!
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However, some of you then want Lenny to do something about it?
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Anyone? Hello? Ah, finally! Yes.... yes.... yes....
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I see... ok... mmmm.... Well, what can I say? Your arguments are
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foolish! "God wants real love, he does not want the love he would
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get from giving us gifts". ARE YOU FUCKING REAL OR WHAT? A) Lenny
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did not care if you loved him or not. B) Yes, Lenny had the power
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to make this place rather comfortable but this is not possible.
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Why? Check out "C" man! Because: C) Lenny is dead!
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Stop screaming back there, PLEASE. Yes, Lenny has been stone cold
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for a while now. He actually died seven hours after he had created
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Earth. The story is a bit bizarre. My grandparents noticed that
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Lenny, in his early childhood, had special "gifts". He could make
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abstract thoughts materialize and make them pop up from nowhere.
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Yeah, so when he was older he did a lot of stupid things. He
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created perfect nude females and rock bands that played exactly
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what he wanted to listen to. When he got older, he created Earth.
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Seven hours after he had created Earth, he came up with a tonne of
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candy that he ate so fast that he died of stroke. A real shame, he
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was a real nice father.
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I God we trust... NOT! Haha! Gotcha!
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During these years, I have never put much thoughts of you down
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here at Earth. Not until I noticed a hysterical love to Lenny.
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Hey, you really adore him don't you? Stop that! He is dead and
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gone and does not need any of your love. By the way, why do you
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call it "love"? You are only trying to mentally buy tickets to a
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"heaven" that you will hopefully come to when you die. THOUGH LUCK
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PEOPLE! There is no heaven! HAHA! Lenny never created any
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paradise! So just accept the fact that everything turns black when
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your brain goes out of order.
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The first time I was here, everything went wrong. When I said
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that I was the son of God, someone (cannot remember his name) got
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completely crazy and nailed me to a cross. Well, what might have
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happened if I had the chance to tell him what I REALLY wanted to
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say: that Lenny was dead. Shit, these morons would probably have
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cut my fingers off and burned me alive. Luckily, I got rescued by
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my brothers. A few days in the hospital, then I was alright again.
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Then what? A few smart business men releases "The Holy Bible"!
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CRAP! LIES! Nothing in that piece of bull is true! I wipe
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myself in my ass every morning with that book! Now what? STOP
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SHOUTING! I AM JUST TELLING YOU THE FACTS, OK?
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Who mentioned Satan? Ridiculous! How can there exist a Satan?
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You people are really strange. At first you imagine yourselves
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that "God" is soooo good to yoou... la la la... and then you
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fully believe that this "God" also have created a devil who ruins
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your life? Lenny would really have been pissed off if he had heard
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that! Really pissed I tell you!
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The world IS only mechanical and causal! I knew you would start
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screaming! I knew it! You are really weird all of you! You have
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this wonderful world with fast cars, orgasms and good food! Is
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that not enough? Noooo... you want 'the meaning of life' too...
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ARE YOU BLIND OR WHAT? Your damn meaning of life IS to fuck and
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have a good time! So just STOP all religion, philosophy, science
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and other worthless activities and go directly to the point: PARTY!
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Ho ho ho yeah yeah!
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Now you got it all, full details with cream on top! I hope my
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visit here will be good for you. Stop wasting your time with
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religious thoughts and try to do something creative instead. Lenny
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is not coming back to change things! And... No, you do not have to
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begin with anno dazumal again after I have left."
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After these radical statements, the small individual who called
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himself Jesus stepped down from the enormous cigar-shaped spaceship
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and joined the crowd in front of him. He walked to the nearest
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human, a lady that was crying hysterically. At first it looked
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like he was going to cheer her up. But instead, he showed her a
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little black box and said "I know that you are sad. But 'God' is
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actually dead and gone. If you do not believe me, put a quarter in
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the slot here and watch through the small hole on the top, to see
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for yourself" The lady did not hesitate. With shaky hands she
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found a quarter and put it in the black box. Then she looked
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through the hole. "Do you see anything?", Jesus asked.
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She replied: "No."
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No sex until marriage! Hey poor, you do not have to be poor any more!
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Automatique QuallBaq Elservico: SEDES DIABOLI +46-586-N.W.O.
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Anarchy is the only acceptable government.
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uXu #136 Underground eXperts United 1993 uXu #136
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