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[ Vampires Anno 90's ] [ By The GNN ]
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"VAMPIRES ANNO 90'S"
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by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu
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Dr Mengele: (confused)
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Spectators: (confused)
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The woman: (confused) Call a doctor!
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Dr Mengele: (angry) I am a doctor, you idiot!
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(The boys from Brazil)
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We did everything we could to prevent Dracula from entering England. At
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first - when I told the news to the public - they thought I was yet another
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crazed madman. Dracula! - Today? Listen fellow, people said, Dracula is
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fiction. He does not exist - and if he did, he is dead as a doornail!
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But when I put all my cards on the table, it changed. I had proof enough
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to convince a skeleton, and the people of London are not stupid. They
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listen to facts. I had facts. They listened to me.
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It all began when August Balle from the museum of horror came to my
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office, pale as a blank paper. He explained to me that the major of
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Transylvania had called him up and said that Dracula had pulled the pole
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that was stuck in his chest away, and escaped from his castle. The major
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blamed the tourists who daily visited the castle. He claimed that they had
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destroyed the protection by scraping off pieces of the pole as souvenirs
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when the guards looked away. The major also wanted August to examine if
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anyone knew who "Killroy" was, since he had put his name all over the pole
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with a pen, and we all know that pens contain toxic fluids that destroys
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wood. I wondered why the major had called August Balle instead of Scotland
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Yard (i.e me, since I was a chief inspector at the yard) but it seemed like
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the major was not so well informed. He had found August in the yellow
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pages under "horror".
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So, now it was my problem. The public laughed at me, but when they saw
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pictures of Draculas' empty coffin together with some really messy pictures
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of his latest victims around the world they changed their minds and
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listened to me. Dracula was obviously very angry that he had failed to
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crush London the last time, and now he wanted revenge. We managed to trace
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him to the United States, but there he was gone. Bodies showed up
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everywhere, but not Dracula. He probably travelled in his dark coffin, and
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even though we ordered all police departments to look for it, no one ever
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saw it. Damn, we thought at the Yard, maybe Mr Dracula has gone modern and
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skipped the coffin. Maybe he drives a limousine with dark windows? We
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decided to leave the United States to its doom. We had to think about our
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own country first. Dracula was not interested in obliterating America, he
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wanted England, London. It was here that all available forces must be put.
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We could stop him. This was a threat to the human race, and the case got
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highest privilege at once. After I took command over the force, I
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immediately put all other crimes away. Dracula would have to travel all
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over the Atlantic to get to us. It was a long way, and he had to use some
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kind of coffin to survive. I ordered all custom personnel over England to
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examine all boxes that could fit a human. Drugs, weapons and shit almost
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choked us during the time, but Dracula had to be stopped. All airports and
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seaports were full of scared policemen, armed with crosses and large
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sticks. Customs personnel had to open thousands of boxes every day, since
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it was not certain that Dracula could be seen in X-ray.
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At the time, I had grown to a national hero. I appeared on television
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almost every day to calm the people down. I promised that no Dracula would
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ever enter the Queens country, we would get him no matter what the cost! A
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fool even dared to ask "So if he tries to swim? Or fly? He can transform
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into a bat you know! How will you stop him then?". "Listen carefully", I
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said, "Dracula still cannot stand sunlight. He must avoid it, and since it
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takes a very long time to travel to England from the United States, he must
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travel well protected. If he tries to leave the United States for another
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country he will be stopped - all customs over the Earth are prepared! He
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will not even try, since it is a great risk for him to travel through too
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many countries, now that we are getting closer to him for every human he
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kills! He is coming, and we will get him!" I looked right into the camera;
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"Once again!"
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A few days later I got a call from the New York PD. They informed me
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that Dracula was in town with no chances to escape. All roads were guarded
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and helicopters with attached cameras had surrounded the city.
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- He's getting weaker, the police man said. He know that he's trapped.
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The citizens are well prepared, no one leaves their homes at night and if a
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bat is seen - hell breaks loose. People are shooting at everything that's
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flying. We have crosses, sticks and holy water enough to fuck him up five
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million times! Don't worry, he will never get out of this city.
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Still, I felt that you could not trust the yankees, so I decided to
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continue guard the ways into the country until we were sure that Dracula
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was securely nailed to a pole. The same evening, I spoke to the nation for
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the last time on the six o'clock news. I said that everything soon would
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be over.
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What a mistake. The next day, I opened the morning paper and almost fell
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off the chair when I discovered that three people had died in central
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London during the night. Their bodies had been mutilated, emptied on every
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single drop of blood and a witness had seen the murderer turn into a bat
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and flown away after the brutal kill. He was here. The nightmare could
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begin. Thanks to my false promises that Dracula could not even pass the
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border, no one was prepared. No crosses had been manufactured or sold. No
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holy water was available. No garlic. Nothing.
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Oh dear, in less than a week, almost the whole London was deserted. Half
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of the population had escaped and the rest were living dead, prowling
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around at night and searching for prey. Myself, I decided to stay. I felt
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guilty, I had to seek the answers. It took more than a month before he
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found me. I woke up in the middle of the night and saw him stand by my
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bed, looking at me. His eyes were red and he had entered through the
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window, really classic.
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He spoke with a dark voice.
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- Well, well, well! Chief inspector himself! The man who tried to stop
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me! Me! Why did you even bother, no one can stop me from getting what I
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want. I wanted London. I got London. I wanted you. Now I have you. Any
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last words?
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- Yeah, I began, you must answer this question - otherwise I can't rest i
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peace! How on earth did you get to England without being discovered?
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I wanted the answer so bad. I would gladly spend the rest of my days
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flying around drinking blood, if he just answered.
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- You see, he said. I hate the sun, everybody know that. If I went by
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boat, I had to use my coffin and that would be impossible to do with your
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heavily guarded harbours. A coffin on a charter flight would not work
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either. Desperately, I even tried to bribe a dude who was i charge of the
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"anti-Dracula" campaign in the U.S but he preferred to live instead of
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money. He was wrong, but that wouldn't help me. I almost lost the battle
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in New York, you know, they really tried to get me! Then, I realized that
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I had been gone for a while. Things had changed in the world. People
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doesn't travel around on horses and wagons any more! So, I simply studied
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the new ways of travel, and hey!
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Dracula laughed loud and cruel.
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- I discovered Concorde! And the possibility to travel in less than
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three hours over the globe. So, I simply sold my coffin and bought a
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ticket to England! I left New York when it was night and when I we landed
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in London it was still night... I just loved it, going faster than the
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sun, that was on the other side of the globe during the flight!
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Dracula finished talking. He laughed once more, this time even more loud
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and cruel, before he finished what he had come for.
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