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Underground eXperts United
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Presents...
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[People of the Elite Scene - Yargh!] [ By The GNN ]
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"PEOPLE OF THE ELITE SCENE - YARGH!"
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by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu
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"Zo cool that ya will freeze to ice man yeah coolfix yeah"
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(MegaKracker of SuperElite)
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Ah, where ever you go, there they are! "People of the Elite scene".
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What makes these people interesting is that they are miles away from what
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you could call a Normal social life. They isolate themselves in their
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homes, with the exception when they go to so called "parties" to have so
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called "fun".
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To show you some classical examples how-to recognize a man of the scene
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we have found a bunch of dialogues between a Normal Human Being (NHB) and
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some ELITE-D00DDZ.
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This file can be very useful if you want to identify what kind of person
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you are talking to if you happen to crash into a "copyparty" during one of
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your many escapes from the cops. Otherwise, this article is worthless.
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Please, read on.
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"Elite MODemtrader":
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NHB: Hey! Where's that money you owe me?
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MOD: AH, DA LATEZT HOT WAREZZ YEEZZ DOING SOME NICE ULOADING GOTTA
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PAY MAH FONEBILL MAN SEE YA AROUND YEZZZ WAREZZZZZ
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NHB: Sorry?
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MOD: DA PHREAK OUT CARDZ HOT WAREZZZ AT&T NEXT UNTIL YEZZ
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"Elite MAilsWapper":
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NHB: Hey! Long time no see, mate! What's up?
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MAW: Hello.
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Nice to hear from you again.
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See you.
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Stamps back.
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"Elite SYSop":
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NHB: Ah, here's that book I was looking for! Look at this des..
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SYS: OLD! That's an old book!
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NHB: Uhm, yes. It's about twenty years old...
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SYS: WHAT? OLD STUFF! GET OUT! OUT!
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NHB: But this is my house!
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SYS: SO WHAT?! YOUR ACCOUNT IS DELETED! OUT!
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(ritsch!)
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NHB: My book! You destroyed it!
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SYS: Just removing your creditzzz sucker!
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"Elite CODer":
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NHB: Hey! Really advanced computers they got in when making T2, ey?
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COD: (grin) Bah! I did that one year ago but I never released it.
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NHB: What time is it?
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COD: (grin) Bah! I did that one year ago but I never released it.
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NHB: Argh. Uhmf. Yes. ZXPPRT.
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COD: (grin) Bah! I did that one year ago but I never released it.
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"Elite GrapHician":
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NHB: Hey! That drawing by Michelangelo is pretty nice. Rather old too...
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GHS: Probably scanned. I can tell it from here that it is scanned.
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I think I got that picture in a book of mine; "GOBLINS AND MONSTERS".
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(Five minutes later)
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NHB: Hey! Your picture is pretty nice.
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GHS: Free-hand! Yes, a free-hand thing! YES! NOT FUCKING SCANNED! HA!
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I SAID NOT FUCKING SCANNED! DID YOU HEAR ME! NOT SCANNED! NO!
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"Elite MuSiCian":
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NHB: FIRE!
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MCS: (silence)
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NHB: FIRE! I SAID "FIRE"! THIS BUILDING IS ON FIRE!
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MCS: ...hum, hum...
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NHB: YARGHL! I CANNOT STAND IT! WE MUST GET OUT! NOW!
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MSC: ...dum de dum...shit...
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NHB: I AM DYING! AREGHL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...(klong!)...
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MSC: ...hum hum... Did you say something? Can't head a word with
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these head-phones over my head...
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"Elite LAMer":
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NHB: Excuse me...
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LAM: "Mess with the best, die like the rest!"
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NHB: I wonder if you...
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LAM: "Why run with the pack when you can follow the leader?"
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NHB: Please, could I...
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LAM: "Call me for buying the latest warez!"
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NHB: Now listen! I really...
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LAM: "I rule supreme!"
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(etc)
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(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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Call THE STASH - Home of Underground eXperts United.
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Or check the INDEX file for a complete list of where you can find us!
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)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Until then... Listen carefully.
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Hey, wait;
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BONUS! BONUS! BONUS! BONUS! BONUS! BONUS! BONUS! BONUS! BONUS! BONUS!
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"TeXTfile writer":
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NHB: So, you like to write and read? Have you read "Der Prozess" by
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Franz Kafka?
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TXT: Kafka? Is he a relative to William Powell?
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NHB: Uhm, I don't think so...
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TXT: Well, I bet he have just ripped off some old Jolly Roger stuff
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anyway, like all other lowbudget writers who can't come up
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with fresh ideas!
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NHB: Hey! I have seen you ripping off Jolly Roger yourself!
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TXT: Nope, I have just UPGRADED them!
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BONUS! BONUS! BONUS! BONUS! BONUS! BONUS! BONUS! BONUS! BONUS! BONUS!
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