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Underground eXperts United
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[ H0w t0 fix ur kredit! ] [ By Sarlo ]
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Sarl0 Prezentz! for - uXu -
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H0w t0 fix ur
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kredit!
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(for lack of a
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Better name...)
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_____________________________________________________________
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Furst, you must understand everything in this file iz SEKRET!
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(Shhhhhhhhh!)
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0k! So, anyways, this is how to fix ur k-redit.
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One day your sitting at home and and get mail form Discover Express, that
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KRAD new Kredit Co, and you filled it with ur info (N0t the reel stuff,
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dummy!) and asked them for a kredit kard. They send you a letter as follows.
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Dear Hugh G. Rection,
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No.
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Fuck you.
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Sincerly,
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Bob "that guy in the 'oh, its YOU Bob' commercials" Lanker
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0h n0! You got turned down! how r u going to fix your kredit so you can card
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that new 38 Billion baud modem? Rest easy, friend, help is on your way.
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Here is how to fix your kredit the eleet way.
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1: Get a real job. Your job at wendys just won't cut it these days...
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2: Buy a Major Appliance.
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3: Pay all your bills. (don't worry about later! you can KARD it when you
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get your K-Card!)
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4: Get your ass out from in front of the computer, get yourself a
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girlfriend, have a kid, and marry her. Declare her as a dependant
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and...well...it just helps it out.
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Anyways, do all these elite things and you can have ur kredit fixed up in a
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jiffy. I suppose you can summarize all 4 things up in one rule..
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5: Get a life
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or
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6: Get a clue.
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L00k f0r m0re ELYTE K-Redit filz in thE futur.
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Yeah..
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