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Underground eXperts United
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[How To Get...Older Women Part II] [ By The Chief ]
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$œ HOW TO GET... OLDER WOMEN $œ
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$œ PART II - YOUNGER WOMEN $œ
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(Younger Women = between 15-18)
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Yes, it's back! But this, the second part in the 'How To Get... Older
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Women' won't handle how to continue the romance we started in the last
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part as promised. It will cover Younger Women (Girls) instead, and
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for a reason too. When we have the two files, one for the Older Women
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and the other for Younger, we can clearly see the difference in what
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to do, and both files will prepare you for whatever age 'Your' dream-
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woman has.
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But let's not babble more about this. Here we go...
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* Chapter One - Younger Women, An Introduction
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The most common relationship occur between an older man, and a younger woman.
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This is because the younger woman sees adventure, excitement, strength and a
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driver's licence (if under 16 (in the U.S.)) in an older man. She thinks
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she'll be able to skip a couple of years, and go straight up to the age he is,
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where everything is Sooo exciting and dangerous, but mostly, forbidden to a
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woman (from now on called 'Girl') her age.
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She'll do anything to be with an older man, if she's attracted to him. You
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will notice this when your best friend's little sister turns 15 or 16 and
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you're a couple of years older than her. You'll feel the way she changed in
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looking at you, and even in the way she answers the phone when you're calling.
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But enough of that. I don't expect you to make out with your best friend's
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little sister, that's just not done. (note: it's ok with an Older sister).
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It was just to introduce you to the way it mostly happens. That's right,
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through your best friend's little sister. When she starts acting weird around
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you, you know your time has come. To spare yourself from any embarrassing
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situations, choose a best friend with an ugly little sister. <grin>
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Then what's the ideal difference in age between you and her? Four years.
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This is also a fact, which can't be left unnoticed. If she's four years
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younger than you, you got the best chance. Three and two years are acceptable
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but not recommended (see reasons later on).
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* Chapter Two - How to find them without embarrassing yourself
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It's pretty simple to answer this one. Your best friend's little sister
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has friends of her own, girls (young women), who aren't your best friend's
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little sister. You follow? Ok, an example:
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Location: Your best friend's parents' house.
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Let's just say you and your friend are sitting in front of your friend's
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computer or whatever at his parents' house. Then she (his little sister)
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comes home with two or three of her friends. See? You have already met
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two or three other girls that aren't your best friend's little sister.
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All you have to do is just to BE at your friend's place, and everything
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about 'meeting them' is taken care of.
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If you're not so lucky to have a friend with a little sister the right
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age, you have to go to places where these little devils hang out. Right,
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discos, and that's embarrassing. But do not despair, there's always an
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easy way out, and we have the solution to your problems.
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IF YOU DON'T HAVE A FRIEND WITH A LITTLE SISTER
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-> If you live near the ocean or a lake or just something with a beach,
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that's the place for you.
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-> If you live in the suburbs or in a small town/city, you'll be sure
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to find what you're looking for at town-events, like a picnic or
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some sort of town-celebration, where all the inhabitants gather.
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-> If you work someplace where they have summer-workers, you'll be
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able (during the summer of course) to meet (at least here in Sweden)
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girls from 16 and up, and during the best months of the year too.
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-> If you live in a city, you HAVE to go to minors' discotheques. (ahh)
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-> If you're the local pool-cleaner, you don't need to meet younger women. :)
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As you can see, there's great benefits in having a friend with a little
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sister. You won't have to work at all to meet girls younger than you.
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It's like a blessing. <grin>
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Note here, that you won't find them at your normal hang-outs like the pub
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the clubs or at your friend's own place.
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* Chapter Three - How to get one
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This is pretty easy. Often, all you have to do is to see if she seems
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interested in you (like looking at you more than her friend(s), laughing
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at whatever you say, or the more obvious one; a friend of hers tells you
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that she likes you). Then it's just a matter of talking. But it's a
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problem when there's a lot of people around when you're making the first
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move, so just act normal, but draw your conversation closer and closer
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to her while covering it from the others.
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Example: It's your friend's father's birthday, and he invites everyone to
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a birthday-dinner. When you're sitting by the table, eating the cake you
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start talking to your friend's father, greeting him and so on so that
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everyone joins in, and when conversation is good (everyone is talking to
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everyone), start with making small comments, unsuspecting questions to
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her, BUT KEEP talking 'around the table'. After a while, when you say
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something, direct it straight to her, and she'll think you're still talking
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to everyone, and no one but her will be listening to you, because they're
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involved in conversations with everyone else, and if she's interested in
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you, she wouldn't want to miss anything you say, so she'll listen. And
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that's the perfect moment to ask that crucial question.
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Examples: 'So, you wanna go out with me?'
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'I know of a great place not far from here,
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you want to join me?'
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'I'll be leaving soon, how about you?'
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Note: DON'T MENTION HER NAME! If you do, the others will hear it, and note
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that you're talking to Her only.
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* Chapter Four - How to talk to her
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Ah, you will just love this one! You won't have talk different to how you're
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talking today. Just continue to say whatever you want, whenever you want
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and wherever you want. Younger women don't have any experience with these
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things, and they aren't shocked or insulted like older women. You can for
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example say;
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* I want to fuck you, Hard.
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* Suck my dick.
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* How many guys have you had before me?
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* I've done it 1000 times.
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* Have you ever done it with a woman/girl?
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etc etc etc... You get the picture. But WAIT a minute before you walk up to
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the nearest girl and say these things to her! You can't say ANY of this BEFORE
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you have fucked her the first time (or when you're in bed with her that first
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time). AFTER that, you can do whatever you want, because she won't risk losing
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you, for anything. You give her excitement, status and pleasure, and you make
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her feel older, and you get pleasure back from her.
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This doesn't automatically mean that you HAVE to do whatever you want. You
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can be gentle, speak nice and be mr. nice-guy if you want, but you don't
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have to. This is the difference. With older women, you Have to be nice, a
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gentleman to succeed.
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This is of course very different for different girls. If she's shy, you
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have to talk in one way, if she's forward, you don't have a problem.
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Also worth to note: Shy girls enjoy sex the most, and will be more open
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to you after you have "set the level of dirtiness" when talking, but remember,
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don't talk dirty until AFTER the 'act' or during it.
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The only disadvantage with younger women is that she'll be talking about
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school, the junior disco next friday and be on the phone with her friends
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most of the time, unless you've taken their place, and planned your weekend
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for you both ahead. Which leads us to the next chapter...
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* Chapter Five - What to do to please her
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Basically, you don't have to do anything if you only want to keep her (for
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a while at least). She'll stay by your side until she's 18-19 anyway, but
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if you're planning to keep her after that, you may have to work a little.
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First off, you don't have to be afraid that she's going to fuck someone else
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or date someone else. You can send her safely to the junior disco or school.
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But you can keep here even more to your side by taking control of the
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situation. Plan ahead and take her to places she wouldn't normally go, even
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during weekdays in the beginning. After a while, you can step down to weekends
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only, (but a weekday once in a while doesn't hurt) because then, she'll be
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closer to you than her former friends, and you'll be the centre of her world.
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Oh yes, some easy-to-follow rules;
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1) The first time you do it, you 'Make love to her'.
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(after that, you can 'fuck' her)
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2) You don't have to work too hard to please her in
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bed, so lousy 15 minutes is enough (for her).
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3) Act tough. (girls love tough guys)
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4) Take her places she's never been before.
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5) Lunch/Dinner at McDonald's is enough.
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6) Talk about yourself.
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(but don't mention computers)
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7) Be gentle with her, unless she tells you different.
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8) Try some dirty words during the 'act' and see how
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she reacts. She may react first Afterwards. (a good sign)
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9) Pick her up after school.
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10) Make her feel as if she was the same age you are.
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* Chapter Six - What to expect from her
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PLEASURE
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Yes, you will get pleasure from a younger woman too, but it will take a while
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before she's got the hang of what You like. With older women, it's different,
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because they've got experience, and will almost always know how to give you
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pleasure right from the start. Younger women has to find that out, which isn't
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that bad, because you can teach her to do you right, and you can introduce her
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to Your favorites without any complaints (like, WHAT? I'M NOT DOING IT RIGHT
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HERE IN THE RESTAURANT! or YOU'RE SICK!) <grin>.
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CONVERSATION
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Hmm, well, this one is a disadvantage, because as I have said before, younger
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women speak about trivial things. If you're out for a good conversation, don't
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get a younger woman. Most guys finds out about this only After they made the
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commitment, and ends up with a babbling nail-polishing wife. If you plan on
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keeping her, ok. Then she may become someone you can talk to, but if you're
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not.. don't say I didn't warn you.
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MONEY
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No. You will not strike it rich with a younger woman other than if her parents
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are rich and generous, so check out her parents before you do Anything, if
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you're in it for the money.
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FREEDOM
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Yes, you will find that you're about as free to do whatever you want with a
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younger woman as you were before you found her. This is because of the fact
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that she won't complain or leave you because she do not want to lose you.
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With older women, you are almost forced to change your lifestyle, to make it
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work for her.
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NO WRINKLES
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This is true.
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MAYBE A VIRGIN
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Some guys like virgins, and some don't. I have tried both, and I must say that
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for my own pleasure, I need a non-virgin. But let's be subjective here. If she
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is a virgin, you can be almost 99% more sure that she hasn't got any venereal
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diseases, and you will be the first one to get her to that magic heaven, which
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is nice. On the other hand, if she's REALLY inexperienced, you will have to
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work, and work hard to make it. She'll be afraid, shy, etc etc, and will not
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be able to tell you how she wants you to do it. So, with virgins, you have to
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get her talking, remove that barrier of shyness, and last but not least, you
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have to get it in there! (and let me tell you, sometimes that's tough work).
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But don't be upset because it didn't work the first time and CALM HER DOWN
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and talk to her about it, because if you don't, she'll be as nervous the next
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time too.
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If she's not a virgin, you can enjoy her experience and maybe learn something
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too.
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* Chapter Seven - Tests
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After you have had that first conversation with her....
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1) Did she laugh during your conversation? A) Yes
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B) Just giggled
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C) No
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2) Did you talk about relationship/going out? A) Yes
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B) No
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3) Did you talk about sex? A) Yes
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B) A little
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C) No
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4) Did she look away when you looked her in her eyes? A) Yes
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B) No
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5) Did you decide to meet somewhere/go somewhere? A) Yes
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B) Maybe
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C) No
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(1) A=1,B=2,C=0 (2) A=2,B=0 (3) A=2,B=1,C=0 (4) A=2,B=1 (5) A=2,B=1,C=0
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Results - 8-10 You will have a great time
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with her, because you'll get
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her without a problem. She
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wants you. Go get her!
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5-7 Hmm, tricky. She is interested
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but there's something bothering
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her. It may be that she's shy,
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but it may also be something
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else. Try again, and don't give
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up.
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0-4 Are you SURE she's interested
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in you? And are you sure you
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got 0 points? (1 = minimum).
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Don't bother.
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After you did it, the first time....
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1) Did she have an orgasm? A) Yes
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B) Maybe
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C) No
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2) Are you absolutely SURE of that? A) Yes
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B) No
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3) Did she tell you what to do? A) Yes
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B) A little
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C) No
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4) Did you use several different positions? A) Yes
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B) No
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5) Did You come? A) Yes
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B) No
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(1) A=2,B=0,C=1 (2) A=2,B=0 (3) A=2,B=1,C=1 (4) A=2,B=1 (5) A=2,B=1
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Results - 8-10 Man, you are lucky to have met
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this girl. Stay with her, and
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enjoy!
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5-7 Ok, not bad at all. Keep on
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with her, and you'll have a
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wonderful time, but you do have
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to try to get her out of her
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shyness, and make her want to
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experiment a little.
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0-4 Ok, you can't get lower than
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three on this test, so... when
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this fails, just let go of her
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and search for another girl.
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On the second hand, if
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everything failed because of
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nervosity or shyness, try to
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talk to her about it. Just don't
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say nothing!
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That's about it for this time, so take care, and don't forget that the
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information in this textfile, is for pure enjoyment, and the author is
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not in any way responsible for what others may conclude from it.
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