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Underground eXperts United
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[ uXu INDEX 08-Mar-92 ] [ By THE CHIEF ]
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____________________________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________________________
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It's a bit hard for me to cope with all of this. I guess you don't
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know what I mean, so I'll tell you. Since uXu started, only four
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releases ago, we have produced over 60 files. I know some files are
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pretty bad, but most of them are actually good. This may sound like
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bragging to you, but I never thought we'd produce anything worth
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releasing after the 1:st release! I was wrong. I'd like to thank
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The GNN for keeping the hope up, and for continuing to write great
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files, when everything else seemed to go the other way. I think it
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helped us all to continue when we really felt like quitting.
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Another subject now. Are we cloning cDc?
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Do you, our readers, feel that we're taking their material, or that
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we're trying to make our stuff look like their (really VERY good, I
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love them cDc files myself) stuff? If so, we apologize. Actually,
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the only thing we've copied from cDc is the LONG format for our
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releases, and that's it. Everything we publish is genuine and
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straight from the author(s) themselves. Well, because we have
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received comments about this, we want YOU to tell us what YOU think
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too! So, just call one of the boards listed at the end of this file
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and E-Mail "The Chief" with your comment. We'll include YOUR
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comments (unchanged) in the next Index. So dig up your modem and
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let us know.
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Now, when that's out of the way, let's move on to this #5 release.
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This is really our best release so far. It includes a whole bunch
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of Fiction files with turning ends and scooped up stories, as well
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as the standard weird files too. It also initiates an interesting
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competition for all you textfile-writers out there.
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Read uXu file #58 for complete information!
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The Chief / uXu
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Be a part of the uXu team! Here's what you need to know...
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Just call one of the boards listed at the end of this file and E-Mail
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The Chief for further information (if needed) or to let us know you'd
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like to join us. Don't hesitate! Call today!
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Member --> We're happy if you write a minimum of two files/release.
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You do have to write something for each release to be
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listed as Member.
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Contributor --> We don't expect you to write for each release. You
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write when you have something to write about. We do
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want you to write something for every 3 releases
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to be listed as Contributor.
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Support Board --> To become a support board, we have to check your
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BBS first, so include number/name/nup when applying.
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As a support board, you'll have one file-area for
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uXu files and one for files TO uXu, where only the
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uXu editor may download files.
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Current uXu Members
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Name Specialities
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The Chief - Fiction, Fun-N-Humor, Manuals, Awareness, Coolness.
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The GNN - Terrorism, Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction.
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Current uXu Contributors
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Name Specialities
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Phearless - Tips/Trix/Advice, Crazy Fun-N-Humor.
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Mister Monochrome - Lyrics, Terrorism, Anarchy.
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Current uXu Support Boards
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Name Phone Listed as
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Condemned Reality 618/397-7702 Main U.S. Distribution Site
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Ripco ][ 312/528-5020 Submission/Contribution Inlet
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Demon Roach Underground 806/794-4362 Submission/Contribution Inlet
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_________________________________________________________________________
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I N D E X - Standard Releases 00 - 62 [Jan/Mar 1992]
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No Title Author Size
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[00] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k
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[01] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k
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[02] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k
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[03] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k
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[04] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k
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[05] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k
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[06] The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) The Chief 46k
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[07] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k
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[08] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k
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[09] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k
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[10] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k
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[11] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k
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[12] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k
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[13] Suicide! The GNN 5k
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[14] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k
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[15] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k
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[16] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k
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[17] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k
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[18] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k
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[19] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k
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[20] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k
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[21] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k
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[22] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k
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[23] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k
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[24] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k
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[25] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k
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[26] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k
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[27] The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol The GNN 4k
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[28] The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) The Chief 15k
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[29] Information Terrorism (At School) The GNN 3k
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[30] Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics Mister Monochrome 8k
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[31] The Truth The GNN 4k
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[32] Castle Chronicles Chapter Two The Chief 10k
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[33] uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS The Chief 124k
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[34] The Truth About Women The GNN 4k
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[35] Wpoeiwop The Chief 9k
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[36] uXu Index #3 The Chief 13k
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[37] Anarchist Unite The GNN 4k
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[38] A Jolly Good Day In School The GNN 6k
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[39] Depth Charge The GNN 3k
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[40] Depression The GNN 6k
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[41] The Excuse The GNN 3k
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[42] Childish Thoughts Phearless 4k
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[43] The Anatomy Of Hate The GNN 4k
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[44] Golf Ball Enjoyment Phearless 4k
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[45] Fun With Electricity Phearless 3k
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[46] Acid Human Terrorism The GNN 5k
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[47] uXu Index #4 The Chief 15k
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[48] AI The GNN 8k
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[49] Alarm! The GNN 3k
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[50] Castle Chronicles Chapter Three The Chief 6k
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[51] How To Deal With The Police The GNN 3k
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[52] El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill The GNN 8k
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[53] Friday The 17th The Chief 10k
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[54] Errors The GNN 5k
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[55] Eternal Life The GNN 9k
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[56] What Goes Around... The GNN 5k
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[57] I Know Who You Are! The GNN 5k
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[58] The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief 13k
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[59] Squib Joke The GNN 4k
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[60] The Voice The GNN 7k
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[61] Torture With Things Laying Around At Home The GNN 7k
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[62] uXu Index #5 The Chief 18k
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I N D E X - Swedish Releases 00 - 12 [Jan/Mar 1992]
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[00] Introduktion Till uXu-S, Den Svenska Serien The Chief 4k
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[01] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Dark Avenger Computer Sweden 4k
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[02] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Sm<53> Notiser Computer Sweden 8k
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[03] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.07 - Sm<53> Notiser Computer Sweden 5k
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[04] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH Hackers Computer Sweden 5k
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[05] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH S<>kerhet Computer Sweden 5k
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[06] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - Sm<53> Notiser Computer Sweden 7k
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[07] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - L<>senord Computer Sweden 6k
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[08] Datav<61>rlden 1991 No.41 - Datorst<73>lder Datav<61>rlden 7k
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[09] Datav<61>rlden 1991 No.41 - Smarta Kort Datav<61>rlden 5k
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[10] Radio P1 'Kanalen' - CCC Kanalen 15k
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[11] Blandade Tidningar - Sm<53> Notiser SvD,ID mm 6k
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[12] VaktB - Best<73>mmelser f<>r vaktpersonal Phearless 32k
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uXu - Description Index
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Standard Releases
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/ \
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/ \
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/\ /\
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/ \ / \ Underground eXperts United
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< uXu > Release Update #5
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\ / \ / March 08, 1992
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January March January March January March January March Releases 1992:
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048: "AI" by The GNN. A Chilling story from our now known Fiction
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writer, The GNN. This one deals with Artificial Intelligence in the
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future. I promise, you'll be surprised how good it is. Highly
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recommended reading.
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049: "Alarm!" by The GNN. A fine poem only leaving you wanting more.
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We've seen some new stuff by The GNN in this release, and it's not
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just new, it's also extremely good. So, all of you, even though this
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is a poem, and you might not read poems every day, take this one home.
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If not for the poem itself, then for the final experience.
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050: "Castle Chronicles Chapter Three" by The Chief. What! Oh no! It's
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yet another chapter of Steve Castle's investigation and search for the
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Man that disappeared from the shoe store. This third chapter gives you
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a pretty nasty turn in the story, as well as leaving you with an urge to
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read the next chapter. Read all about it!
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051: "How To Deal With The Police" by The GNN. Life is tough. Ok,
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we all know that, but are you prepared if one day, the cops bangs
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on your door, throws you into their car, takes you downtown only to
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question you for hours and hours? No? Then read this short manual.
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052: "El Presidente - A Measure Of Handgun Shooting Skill" by The GNN.
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[Taken from the Guns & Ammo Magazine, February Issue 1992]. This
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article tells you how the most preferred measure of shooting skill is
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done. Maybe you'd like to try it out yourself to see if you're as
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slick with your gun as you think you are? Get tha file, will ya!
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053: "Friday The 17th" by The Chief. When you're down in the gutter,
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trying to get some help, only because 'it's just one of those days',
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pick up this file for some comfort. For some it's Friday the 13th, for
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others... it's another day.
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054: "Errors" by The GNN. Is it possible that you affect other people
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by doing what you do? How can your dull afternoon in front of your
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computer kill 1000's of people? Arthur Dent realized that in the oh-so-
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good book The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams, but
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is that really true? The GNN tells you the story.
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055: "Eternal Life" by The GNN. Yet another story from The GNN with
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twisting tales and turning ends. Our new leader in the fiction business
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doesn't let you down with this wonderful story. It's as good as his
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earlier ones, and tells the story of a man working with a garage-made
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time-machine.
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056: "What Goes Around..." by The GNN. Destroying Nuclear weapons,
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de-militarize the earth, peace everywhere. Is it true that only good
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things come out of it? Can it for example be a huge mistake to get
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rid of all weapons? Why? Read this short thinking story.
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057: "I Know Who You Are!" by The GNN. Are you sure about who you
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are, where you come from, and why you're here? Then skip this file.
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If not, it's important that you read it as soon as possible. We're
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letting you in on the secret here, so don't waste your time. Your
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life depend on it!
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058: "The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Information" by The Chief.
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Introducing a new competition, as well as a way to receive the finest
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and best textfiles floating around out there. This is the first file
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about the contest with vital information. Another file with more
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information will be released closer to the actual awards. Get this file
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now, and read through it and then leave your comments to your closest
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uXu member. Please support this small request.
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059: "Squib Joke" by The GNN. This is a simple but fun joke for all
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you sick guys who just like to make people go mad. It's horrible, it
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causes permanent brain damage for the victim... and it's cheap too.
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Just don't try it on your fellow uXu-ians!
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060: "The Voice" by The GNN. Life beyond the stars. Isn't it strange
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we're still all alone down here on earth? Why can't we find life on
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other planets? Is it something we're overlooking or just our destiny
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to be alone? A fine story from The GNN.
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061: "Torture With Things Laying Around At Home" by The GNN. Aha!
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You've got someone you want information from, and you don't know how
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to do? Yessss, Torture! The best and only way. This file can be used
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anytime. It requires that you have strapped the person to a chair or
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something, and that you prevent him from escaping. Interested?
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062: "uXu Index #5" by The Chief. Already the 5th Index? Oh well, I
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guess there's only one thing to do then. Get it, really. If you're one
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of those who collect our files, you know that the Index contains;
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* An introduction about current events by The Chief.
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* Updated Member, Contributor and Support Board Lists.
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* An updated list of all uXu files in Short format.
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* All the new release files in Long format.
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* An updated list of boards where to contact uXu.
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So why not take a break from whatever you're doing right now, and
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download this extremely interesting and informative file. At least
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you'll know a bit more about the contents of all other uXu files.
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[#62 also includes an Index for the uXu-S series]
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Also call these fine boards: [Best before uXu release #6]
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Info Addict +46-###-#### (uXu Home)
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Sedes Diaboli +46-586-43766 (uXu Information Node)
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Condemned Reality (618)397-7702 (uXu Main U.S. Site)
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Demon Roach Underground (806)794-4362 (Support & Inlet)
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Ripco ][ (312)528-5020 (Support & Inlet/Outlet)
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Lunatic Labs (213)655-0691
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Changes:
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Balanced pH (818)D.O.W.N.
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