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Underground eXperts United
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Presents...
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[ Squib Joke ] [ By The GNN ]
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SQUIB JOKE
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by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu
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"You gonna make the nation proud of you!"
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(Techno Quake)
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Thanks Phearless - one source for inspiration.
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This is a simple but fun joke for all you sick guys who just like to
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make people go mad. It's disgusting, it's horrible, it causes permanent
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brain damage for the victims...and it's cheap!
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You'll need:
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1) 20 ML Syringe
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2) Small tube - Length varies
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3) A red fluid
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There are many variations on this one and some are better than others.
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We did like this: We filled the syringe with the fluid and put the
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tube on it. I placed it in my pocket and placed the end of the tube
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under my arm so it pointed against the chest (under my clothes naturally).
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Then we entered one of these money-hungry supermarkets who just
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sell food while catching as many shop-lifters as possible. My friend
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walked to one of the staff and whispered "Hey! I saw that guy steal
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something!" and pointed at me. "Aha! Good citizen! We'll take care of
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this! Go away!".
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As we expected, the lame jerk ran to some other members of the staff
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and surrounded me. "What have you stolen?!", they screamed.
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"Nothing, I said.". We argued for a while and just when they where on
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their way to take me to one of these "inner rooms" my friend came
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running. "DON'T WORRY! I TAKE CARE OF THIS!". He ran up next to me
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and pulled a realistic toy gun and fired a loud shot.
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I pressed the syringe hard and the red fluid splashed all over the
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inside of my skirt. I fell screaming to the floor and "died" while my
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friend ran away. "Blood" dripped all over me and the floor.
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Chaos. The female staff fainted and achieved serious brain damage.
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The others just got crazy. "Did you see that...he...KILLED him!"
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After a while I ran away. MORE CHAOS! "He...he...oh god what happened?".
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You get the idea? Good...now go out and terrorize your friends. They
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will buy this messy joke all the time! Just don't do it with much
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cops around, they will not understand that it's a joke until after they have
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shot someone.
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Oh, I forgot to mention, we did another thing. I placed the tube to
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the back of my head and leaned against a wall. Then I committed "suicide" by
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"shooting" myself in the mouth. In front of a crowd, hehehe!
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Call INFO ADDICT - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-###-####
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I would like to get in touch with other textfile writers around the globe.
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Mail me a letter: THE GNN, P.O.BOX 5, 79023 SVARDSJO, SWEDEN.
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