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[ Acid Human Terrorism ] [ By The GNN ]
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ACID HUMAN TERRORISM
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by THE GNN/DC/uXu
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This is a file that you should use if you really want to hurt someone.
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It can be used on anyone, your parents, your girlfriend, your mates or
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why not your teachers? Read the instructions, wait for the right time and
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STRIKE!
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1. THE PARTY DRINK
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You are at a party. At this special party there's this jerk you just
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can't stand. Fill 1/3 of a glass with acid, acetone or anything that
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look clear and smell strong. Add some ice and a nice umbrella for
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maximum effect. Later on the party, when your friend has got very
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un-sober, give him the glass. He will probably drink it without a
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sign of pain and walk away to peacefully to die somewhere else.
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You don't have to offer someone the drink. Just place it on a table
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during the party and I bet that some greedy bastard will pick it up
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and think "Ah! Free drink!" and quickly drink it.
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2. THE EYE REMOVER
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Your girlfriend or mother or father or equal uses eye-droppers for
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some cause? Sneak into the bathroom and empty the dropper and replace
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the stuff with acid. This is very painful.
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3. THE MOUTH REMOVER
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So none of your friends are using eye-droppers? Ok, maybe they are
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using these "plax" things that you wash your mouth with before
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you brush them? I have studied people who use Plax and they never smell
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or sip on the fluid they just drink it because they KNOW it tastes
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good every day. Just replace it with something strong and watch
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their tongues flush down the toilet.
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4. THE RECTUM REMOVER
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So your friend neither use eye-droppers or plax? Maybe he's using
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enema? Many people who got problems with their stomach uses handy
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rectal syringes that you can buy in 30-pack. Replace with...oh yes...
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5. NICE CLOTHES
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Who can stand these snobbish ass-licking creeps that walks around at
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school/work and looks at you like you were a low-budget human?
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Hide a bottle of sulfuric acid in your locker or desk and next time
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the jerks walks by, pour some into a glass. Not too much! Then walk behind
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them and throw it onto their back. They will not feel anything but their
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clothes will disappear quickly.
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This can also be fun to do on random people on the street.
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6. FLOWER-POWER
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Many people love flowers. Maybe your neighbour? You know, the dick
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who shot your cat last week? Next time he's about to give them some
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water let your friend distract him for a minute while you pour a
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litre of acid into the bucket of water. Even if there's five litres
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of water in the bucket, one litre is more than enough to kill all
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the plants he feeds...
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7. SOMETHING TO TRY ON THE COMPLETE IDIOT
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Get a little bottle of glass and write "TEST 1" on it. Then write a
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note who says "We have discovered that this substance increases the
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size of a normal human penis with 1/3 of the original size in less
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than one year. Simply pour the liquid over the forehead and...(etc)"
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Stuff it all into a box and write the address of some non-existing
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chemistry lab on it. Place it on the street. There's a good chance
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that some idiot will find it and steal it. He will go home, he will
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open it, he will read the note and then try it because you never
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know, it MIGHT work...
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But he will soon discover that 1/3 of his penis is GONE instead.
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There's loads of other ways to terrorize your fellows with acid, but I
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can't remember anything more right now. Anyway, I hope I have got your
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brain to start thinking...
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