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[ Golf Ball Enjoyment ] [ By Phearless ]
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GOLF BALL ENJOYMENT
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by
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Phearless
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for
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uXu
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We all know what happens if you put a golf ball in a microwave oven, and
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switch it on... BANG! And you'll have a brand new kitchen to redecorate.
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Now... with such a devastating effect, you can have great fun, right?
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But how could we make our enemies/non-friends to put a golf ball in their
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microwave? You probably have your own ideas about how to perform this your
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own way... However, for you out there looking for new ideas, read on and
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enjoy.
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Specific target/victim, the situation...
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Your girlfriend was out with your best friend "having fun" yesterday, you
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are not feeling too great about this so you think she's got to be taught
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a lesson (for life?). She's got frozen brownies (big ones) in her freezer.
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You know that she Always un-freeze them in the microwave... well there
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you have it. You pick up one of the brownies from the freezer and let
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it unfreeze (in room temperature... you don't want to microwave it :) ).
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When it's soft enough, you dig out the core of the brownie and put a
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(guess what) golf ball in it. Then "close" the brownie so there's no sign
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of it being prepared. Now, put it back in the freezer among the other
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cookies and brownies.
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Ok, now just go steady with her as usual (yeah, you "don't know" about her
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little "accident" with your best friend, right?), until one day you're at
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work and get an urgent call from the local hospital...
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The police will later on probably ask what's happened... and there will
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probably be evidence enough to tell it was a golf ball that was the cause
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of the explosion. Now what will you say? Suggestions;
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a) - "Well Mr Policeman, we had a break-in earlier this year, and they
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raided the freezer too, they only left some pork and some
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cookies and brownies. They might have put it in one of the brownies!
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What?
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No, we didn't report the break-in, since no money was missing, we
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thought the police had more important things to do."
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b) - "Yeah, I put it in a brownie, I've read about golf balls and
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putting them in microwave ovens. I never had an IDEA! that it would
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be dangerous! I thought it would only cause a loud noise when
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exploding! I truly regret what I have done, and hope that she will
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forgive me." <- You'll get jail for this one!
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Ok. Now you probably have a dozen of your own ideas, so I'll not keep you
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occupied reading this. Go out and ruin someone's day/life now!
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Phearless.. writing for Underground eXperts United... in January... 1992.
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