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Underground eXperts United
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Presents...
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[ The Excuse ] [ By The GNN ]
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THE EXCUSE
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by THE GNN/DC/uXu
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After years of research, I have finally discovered what people say
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when they fail...when they can't build safe bombs...when they don't
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understand simple instructions...when they mess around with things
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that they don't understand...
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I heard The Excuse everywhere I went in Sweden. Every little sucker
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told me The Excuse all the time. So I wondered: "Is it like this all
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over the world?". I decided to find out. It was hard. I had to climb
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the mountains of Nepal, dive in the Pacific and survive dozens of deserts
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to find all homemade terrorists on planet earth.
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But when I, thirsty, hungry and with scars from wild animals over my body
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switched my computer on and begun typing again I knew!
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I was right!
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First some examples from life:
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A guy blows his room away. What does he tell his parents and friends?
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That he can't mix chemicals? "I'm a loser!"?
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No...
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Another great anarchist gets his both hands blown to pieces due to
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a dropped match (that fell right into his tiny bomb). What can
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he say? "I can't do anything right!"?
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No...
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A little kid tries to make a pipebomb out of things he find in the
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cellar. It explodes when he drops it by mistake.
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"I shouldn't have messed around with things I don't understand!"?
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No...
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A cool dude tries to impress on his friends by smoking while making a
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firecracker out of black powder. Of course, it explodes and sends
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his fingers to heaven. "I'm a complete idiot!"
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No...
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etc etc etc...
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So what DO they say? Well...as we know, they all say the same thing.
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The excuse that every low level terrorist use when they make a mistake.
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Everywhere. All over the world!
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"It Ignited Spontaneously!"
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Call INFO ADDICT - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-###-####
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XXX ONLY OPEN ON WEEKENDS FROM JAN 10 -> DEC 24 1992 XXX
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