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Underground eXperts United
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[Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos] [ By PHEARLESS ]
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Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of
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C H A O S
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or
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How To Make People Go (literally speaking) Crazy
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by
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Phearless
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for
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uXu - Underground eXperts United
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Hi there... Your first question may be something like; "what the hell is
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the big difference of Chaos and Panic??" (referring to my last file). Well
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dudes, I think there's a slight difference. Chaos doesn't *have* to mean
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that people are panicking, and that's what I'll write about in this file.
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There can be pretty good chaos anyway. And instead of a scene where people
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are running for their lives, they will perhaps just not be aware of what
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they're doing.
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DRUGS
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The best way to make people act funny is to make them take some psychedelic
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substances. The best way to do this should be to put drugs in food containers
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(at restaurants, schools etc) where a lot of people take their food. One
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way is to sprinkle your prepared liquid on some salad, in the coffee pot or
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similar. Or walk around in the supermarket with a filled up syringe and
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inject the shit in everything you see (apples, grapes(!), melons...). Just be
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sure to "infect" ALL the apples or ALL the melons... so no one gets away.
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One little detail, also be sure *not* to be caught... or you'll be in deep
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shit. If you haven't figured it out, this is baaad in the eyes of a judge.
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Anyway, when you see headlines like "50 naked people arrested in front of
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the police station, police says they were all affected from narcotics", you'll
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know you've succeed.
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GAS
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Another, a lot more easier way is to get to people breathe in some funny shit
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instead... This is the best way I think! Just take your newly bought (*cough*)
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tube of laughing gas (with a proper "head", it'll make things a lot more
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comfortable when turning on the gas). Anyway, the best way to make this an
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effective way is to place the (opened) tube at some strategic place.
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Try to find where the house (if that's the target for tonight) gets it's
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fresh air "sucked in", some houses have it on their roofs, and some on
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the (back side) wall, every house has got one though, if you want to,
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you'll find one. To not waste to much gas cover the whole hole with a plastic
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bag, and insert the head of the gas tube, make it look like this:
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O____________________________O <-- Nails/Screws/Super glue
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_/ \_ so (almost) no air slips in
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Now, you might find/have a tube that doesn't allow you to let the gas pour
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out all-the-time, it's very easy to fix this, but I'll explain a way of
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doing it, just in case you're intoxicated when you read this or just dumb...
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Anyway, hammer a nail into the little "crack" where the little pin/hole is,
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hammer until you hear a loud shhhhh-ing noise, and make sure the nail stays
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where it is... if it doesn't, tape the nail to the tube (or why not super
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glue!). The gas itself isn't dangerous if you're outdoors and it gets
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mixed with a lot of air. It is only dangerous if you should inhale the gas
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and not get enough oxygen... (yes, your brain is quite grateful for any oxygen
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it can get, and it doesn't appreciate temporary loss of it).
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I know what you all mad brains think right now; "hey, cool way of robbing
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a bank or something!"... and yeah... it is, but they still got cameras you
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know. So be sure to bring your mask (so you don't forget it, hehehe).
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Ok, what will happen now, you ask yourself... well, I think you can guess.
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What happens when people are affected of laughing gas is that they will
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start laughing, get the cramps and wont have the faintest idea of what they're
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actually doing (pee in their pants, fall over into some fountain etc etc).
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Be sure to be out terrorizing your fellow citizen already tonight!
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You can reach me on
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Info Addict - Home of uXu - +46-###-####
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or why not email me via Internet on
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pless@bugend.edvina.se
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