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Underground eXperts United
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[ Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist ] [ By THE GNN ]
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Don't be stupid, be a smarty
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come and join the anarchy party!
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Note: God is responsible for something.
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1. Take a hammer and a nail and punch a hole in a spray can! Incredible
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fun! Hold your face close to the can for maximum effect!
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Also known under the label "cheap plastic operation".
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2. Take a saw and begin sawing into a wall! What will you find?
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Water pipes? Electrical cables? Many hours of fun!
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3. Show members of Hells Angels The Finger and let a friend check how
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long time it takes before you are in two pieces.
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Bet with your pals what part will go first!
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4. Let a car drive over your head! Satisfaction guaranteed!
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5. Blindfold yourself and rape at random! Many laughs when you find out
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that you have raped an 80-year old gay in wheelchair!
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Let someone record the funny event with a camera!
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6. If you have a friend, stand 10 meters from each other and when the
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signal i heard, rush as fast as you can into each other!
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More people = More fun!
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7. Stand 10 meters from a friend and when the signal is heard, run as
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fast as you can away from each other!
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8. Have competitions in suicide! Who can blow his brain away first?
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Who is the fastest man to tie a rope and hang himself?
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9. Anor fnar axon in der of soopor ja ja nich into the ja va ja.
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10. Break into a house, completely naked, and turn on the TV! Then run
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around in the house until someone wakes up and calls the police!
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11. Break into your own house and steal your valuables. Then break into
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your neighbors house and drop the things. Call the police and say
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that there has been a burglar in your house. When the police arrives,
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confess that you have moved your own things to your neighbors house!
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12. Call a random phone number at 3 o'clock in the morning and say that
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you are calling a random number at 3 o'clock in the morning.
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13. Mix 2 table spoons sugar with 1 spoon salt. Put it in a bottle and
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stick a fuse into it. Say "Shit!" when it doesn't detonate.
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For maximum effect use a fuse that won't burn!
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14. Play Julio Iglesias for your neighbors at 3 o'clock in the morning.
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When they ask you what the hell you are doing say "I'm playing
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Beatles". Watch their surprised faces when the elephant runs into the
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phone.
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15. Call CIA and tell them that you have placed a bomb in a 7-11 shop!
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Be sure to let them trace you. Spend 10 years in jail and then
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regret it.
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