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Underground eXperts United
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[ How to get..OLDER WOMEN ] [ By THE CHIEF ]
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* Chapter One - Why Older?
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There's 1000 reasons why but I won't write all of them in this file
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(they'll make a great sequel though) but some of them.
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1) Older Women have a lot more experience when it comes to Sex.
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They'll teach you things you never thought possible <grin>
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and they KNOW exactly how they want it, and how to make you
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feel just right.
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2) Older Women have more money.
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This is a fact. Young women spend all their summer-work money
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and often live on their parents. They have nothing saved.
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>> If her parents are rich, ignore this reason.
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3) Older Women don't talk to you about 'their day in school'
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for 2 hours every day, and spend the rest of the day talking
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on the phone with 'Jamie', 'Lisa', 'Margret', 'Pheobe', and
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the rest of her 50 closest friends about 'boys' and the
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school-dance on friday.
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You can discuss (if That's what you're after) with older women.
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They understand what you're saying (amazing) and can actually
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tell you Their views on what you were talking about.
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4) Older Women like to have younger men.
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This applies mostly to women in their thirties and over.
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It's a fact that when a woman gets a lover, she IS over 30.
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A younger man helps them to fight the crisis they face when
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and before hitting the magical '40'.
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5) Older women's husbands can't make it work in bed as they used to.
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A younger man Always make it work, so the woman doesn't have to
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worry about having a pleasureless night ever again.
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>> Also, the Older Woman often get tired of her old 'hubbie'
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just doin' his thing, and then go to sleep, leaving her
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still hot -n- wet, and not satisfied at all.
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* Chapter Two - What To Say To Her
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1. You are the most beautiful woman I have ever met.
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2. I am not very experienced when it comes to making love.
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(preferred: I'm a virgin.)
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3. I would like to make you feel like a princess.
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4. If you were more beautiful, I would have to arrest you.
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5. You make me feel that I am worth something.
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6. Are you sure you're not 21?
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7. I have never felt anything like that! (after The 'act')
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8. I will never be able to love anyone but you.
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9. With that body, you could seduce any man.
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10. You're a gift from God.
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* Chapter Three - What NOT To Say To Her
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1. Hey Mama. You're a fiiine lookin' woman.
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2. You want to fuck?
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3. I would like to make you feel like a queen.
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4. You are as beautiful as a painting.
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5. Are you sure you're not 21? - Show me your ID!
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6. If I was your husband....
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7. I can't remember how many women I have had.
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8. How many men have you had?
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9. Anything about her husband.
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10. Let's just be friends.
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* Chapter Four - What To Do To Please Her
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1. Make Love to her. Not for lousy 15 minutes, but 2-4 hours!
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(at least 2 hours!)
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2. Buy her a red rose. (works like a charm)
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3. Always pay when eating at a restaurant.
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4. Tell her how beautiful she is, and how much you love her.
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5. Don't forget to hold & kiss her when you're outside!
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(She loves to show that you are hers.)
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6. Touch her everywhere, BUT NOT IN PUBLIC!
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7. Tell her about things you know about, except yourself.
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8. Surprise her with dinner and dance once in a while.
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9. Look her up and down, when you get chance to.
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10. Give up computers. (sad, but true)
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* Chapter Five - To Get That Older Woman
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First, you got to have a couple of older women to begin with.
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If you're reading this file, I'd guess you already have at least
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One in mind already? Good. If you haven't got a clue to how she
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is, or anything (you've only seen her), start with some light
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conversation, like you do with younger women, BUT don't use the
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same kind of language you use, and don't speak of the same things
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you do with younger women! This is crucial, because they just
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don't get sentences like 'Yo, what's up sister?' or 'How's it
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hangin'?'. Try to speak in a mature way, and of things She would
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know about (you often see right away what they do for a living,
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or what 'sort' she is, if not, start the conversation by asking
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her where she works and continue with that information).
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REMEMBER: Chapter Four: What to do to please her, rule 7!
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I should warn you right away, that if you don't make contact
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after the first time, this could take some time, and work. But,
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we will assume that you have the charm it takes, and that you
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had a nice and fun first conversation with her. Now.. it's time
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for an evaluation of that first time conversation.
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1) Did she laugh? YES: 2p
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Just giggled: 1p
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NO: 0p
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2) Did she speak of herself? YES: 2p
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Just a little: 1p
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NO: 0p
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3) Did you have a conversation longer YES: 2p
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than 30 minutes? NO: 0p
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4) Did she touch you, or did you touch her? YES: 2p
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NO: 0p
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5) Did she look away when you looked her YES: 0p
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in the eyes? A little: 1p
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NO: 2p
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6) Did you decide to meet/talk again? YES: 2p
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Maybe: 1p
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NO: 0p
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7) If you answered YES on Question 6, did Morning: 0p
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you decide to meet/talk at/in the.. Lunch: 1p
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Afternoon: 1p
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Evening: 2p
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Night: 2p
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8) If you answered MAYBE on Question 6, Maybe: 1p
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what did she say when you asked to I don't know: 0p
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meet her/talk to her again? We'll see: 1p
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Sure. I guess..: 0p
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Other: 0p
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9) If you answered NO on Question 6, Never: 0p
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what did she say when you asked to Are you crazy?: 0p
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meet her/talk to her again? I don't think so: 1p
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A bad excuse: 0p
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My husband may find out: 1p
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NO: 0p
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Other: 0p
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10) Do YOU want to meet/talk to her again? YES: 2p
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Maybe: 0p
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NO: 0p
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SCORECARD: 0 - 5p ... It's not worth it. Find another Older
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Woman and try again.
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6 -10p ... Hmm, this one seem to be interested
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in you, but is afraid to take the first
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step or afraid of her husband. Take her
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out to an expensive dinner for two and
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try to convince her that you really want
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her, and that there's nothing wrong in
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just seeing each other (well... that
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depends on what you actually DO when you
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meet, but you don't tell her that).
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Use everything you can think of.
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11 -17p ... You have a woman that wants you, or
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if you're unlucky, just want to be
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your friend. When you meet her again,
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try to talk her into the subject of
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love, young men and older women and
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you will find out what she wants from
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you.
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18p ... Good luck. You can stop reading this
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text which is completely useless to a
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person with Your charm, wit and knowledge.
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I congratulate you!
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* Chapter Six - The Second 'Date'
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Ok, now when you have decided to meet/talk again, there are some things
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you should be aware of. This only applies for those who weren't lucky
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enough to be seduced themselves by an Older Woman (that's very common
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you know). First and most important: Do NOT treat her as if she was 30
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or 35 or whatever her age is! Treat her like she was 25 - 27! Second:
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Take her to places where 25 - 27-year olds usually go (ie. NOT the grave-
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yard or something like that <grin>).
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If you only decided to talk again (not meet). Just go along with what-
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ever she say, and build your conversation on that. AND keep the Rule 7
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in Chapter Four in mind! Do not babble, and brag about yourself! Just
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have a nice and 'friendly' conversation. Ok, here's the worst thing that
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could happen when just talking: (if she isn't a programmer or something
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in the computer trade)
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SHE: So, what do you do for a living, Mike? -or-
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So, what interests do you have, Mike?
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YOU: I work with computers. I'm a computer scientist. -or-
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I live for my computer. I spend all my free time
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with my 12 computers.
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SHE: Nice talking to you. <Click>
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The Reason: Women over 30 usually don't like computers.
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So, I hope you get my point here. If she doesn't work with computers,
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DON'T talk about computers. NO, don't even mention them! No, You can't.
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Trust me on this one, will you! You won't get her if you tell her about
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your beloved computer(s). The main reason for their reluctance towards
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computers is, that they aren't old enough to 'have been there' when the
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first computers were invented, and they aren't young enough to 'have been
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there' when the Computer Boom started. They are in the middle, when
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most people were afraid of computers, when only laboratories had them,
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and when no-one on the 'outside' really knew anything about them. Yes,
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this is a shame, because if the Older Women of today WERE interested in
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computers, we'd have Zero problems getting them. I mean, who can say that
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they can't discuss computers and computer-stuff for hours? Right. So,
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as I said, unless 'Your' Older Woman is interested in/working with
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computers, don't mention them. Not a word.
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If you decided to meet again. Try to surprise her with reservations
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at a nice, expensive restaurant, to a concert (you know she'd enjoy)
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or some sort of entertainment. Buy flowers or just something to show
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her that you're really interested in her. Not just as a friend.
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* Chapter Seven - What's Next?
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If you have made it this far, you probably don't need more advice
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because the 'ice' always breaks on the second date. You drink some
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nice wine, have a nice candle-lit dinner for two, walk around 'town'
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and maybe end the night dancing. The standard procedure, when dating
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Older Women. If you're lucky enough to have a woman that's not from
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the same town/city as you, you have a big advantage. Show her the
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things worth seeing in Your town/city. Take her to places You have
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heard as 'romantic' (for example, a hill overlooking the town/city).
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And you don't have to worry about everyone knowing what you did last
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night, like if you date a woman from your own town/city.
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* Chapter Eight - End Comments
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I hope you can use this file to your advantage, the next time you
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want to get That Older Woman. There will be a sequel to this file,
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describing more intimate stuff, like what to do After the Standard
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Dating procedure, how to make love to her - in the best/worst way
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and finally, how to End it, clean and simple. I guess some of you
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want to know how to end an affair like this really bad, without Axes,
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Husbands with chain saws, or an Older Woman who kills herself because
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of you. It's not just to tell her it's over you know..
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'til then....
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Go Get 'em!
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