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uSu - united States underground By:Cyberglitch
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Better Ways of Shoplifting, Without Getting Caught
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The ideas in this text file were derived from a friend's idea on
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shoplifting better without getting caught as easy. I will not mention my
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friends handle because he'd wan't it to be Anon. Only if he want's me to.
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The contents of this text file are not an urge for you to go out and
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shoplift, but rather an educational guide(yeah this bullshit) to knowing how
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it really works. Oh yeah any FED's out there, if you read this, tuff shit
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there's plenty more from where this came from. And there's nothing you can
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say about it, because the right of freedom of speech is protected by numeral
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uno Amendmant in the Consitution. Sorry better luck next times.
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Ok the key things you have to remember to shoplifting, any other
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text file that tells you how to shoplift by yourself is bullshit. Shoplifting
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needs teamwork. Not only does it make it easy for you to take shit, it helps
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you get more shit quicker by making bigger hits at one time. Now remember
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swear to you and you partners, if you get caught, you keep quiet. It'b be a
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shame if all of you got caught. So don't have assholes who crack under heat
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of a cop or a fed, in your little group. Ok now i'll explain the basis of
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what types of people you will need to pull this off easier...
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1) LIFTERS - Basically one or two people(depends on how much shit
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you wanna take) that actually take the shit you wan't while
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your other partners distract the other people in the store.
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2) ORDINARY ANNOYING PEOPLE - Basically another 1 or 2 people who
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bug the hell out of the salesmen(woman??? whichever), just
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have them ask all kinds of stupid quiestions that everyone
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should already know. Like how do i turn on a computer, what's
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a computer virus, can i catch it??? Etc...
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3) CRAZIES - As many people as you want for these type of people
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a nessary part in any shoplifting hit. Basically these poeple
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must be either totally insane and stupid, or someone who can
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act insane and stupid really well and has the nerve to do just
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about anything.
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Ok basically what you need to do is have the LIFTERS taking shit out
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of the store while you already have the ORDINARY ANNOYING PEOPLE bothering
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the salesman(women??? again whatever) asking them stupid as hell questions.
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Also make sure you have your CRAZIES going around making a ruckess, saying
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"HEY I WAN'T THAT, IT'S MINE, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT", or going around blasting
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every radio they can find, going up to the clerks and making total assholes
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out of themselves, hell even have take a fucking leak in the middle of the
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god'dam store. Basically you wan't the CRAZIES and the ORDINARY ANNOYING
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PEOPLE annoying and distacting the hell out of the salespeople and the
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security gaurds and basically anoyone else in the store. So that everyone is
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focusing in on the people who you have doing the craziest and stupidest
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things imaginable. Then while everyone else is distracted watching them, you
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walk off with whatever will fit under that big coat of yours(well i hope you
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bring one), then tell your other poeple to stop bothering the people after
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you're about 10 to maybe 20 minutes long gone or until the people in the
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store start getting suspicous.
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Ok now basically remember, only hit one store one time, after that
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they'll probally wise up to what you're trying to pull. Or wait a VERY, VERY
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long time afterwards if they haven't notice the shit was gone yet. Though i
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highly suggest not going back to the same store, since they'll probally almost
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reconize your CRAZIES and ORDINARY ANNOYING PEOPLE almost instantly from the
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last incident. Though it's really not against the law to just piss off people
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in a store, but it's not worth whatever they'll try and do you.
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Allways remember to have some sort of signal(a sound is good) that
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will tell everyone else in your little group to chill or calm down if
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something doesn't feel right. Because if it doesn't feel right as in like
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too many poplice officers that out number you, don't bother. Because the PIGS
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will probally be all over your other people before you realize it. And you'll
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get trying to walk out of the store with a big ass radio speaker or something
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or someone will probally get suspicous if you look like your 40 months
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pregnant and a GUY!
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Also make sure you have layout plans for the store, of what kind of
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havok you're gonna cause. Send only one person that either not going to be
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involved in it at all, or as one of your ORDINARY ANNOYING PEOPLE. Becuase
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the store manager or salesperson will probally reconise they're trying steal
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stuff if they actually your LIFTERS or one of your CRAZIES, making them the
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annoying people makes them look less suspicous, especially since they could
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bullshit the sales people even more with stuff like "Hey i was in here last
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week and i was looking at the stero over there for a breif few minutes, as
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was wondering how much i could get it on sale for, or how many amps, how many
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watts are those speakers. Hey does it come with a remote control", etc.. you
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get the idea.
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Ok well go have some fun, live long and all this other bullshit, just
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remember if you get caught, don't even bring up uSu. Personally i don't care
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because well there's nothing that the law can do to keep me from expression
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whatever i fucking please. But you'll bring everyone else down who tries this
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and you wouldn't wan't that to happen now would you?
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Look out for more great shit from uSu. If you'd like to contact uSu
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call the WHQ or any of the sites in uSuNet in the .NFO files.
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