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Disclaimer:
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United States Underground will have no responsibility on the actions of the
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readers of uSu. In no way is uSu to be in fault as a result of any actions,
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directly or indirectly relating to this textfile. If you cannot do this, do
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not read this. This file is for information purposes only.
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Downhome Country Breakfast: How to mess up someones property BAD.
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Courtesy of:
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ThE aNaRcHiSt
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The art of fucking up peoples property has not really changed over the
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years. Sure there is the old shit in the bag trick, and forcing alka-seltzer
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up a small animals throat and throwing it at someone. But I think the coolest
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way to fuck up someone's property is the "downhome country breakfast" method.
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First, do this only when you are alone one NIGHT or with a friend, because
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in the night you probably won't get caught, and if you have too many people
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with you, one may confess. Now that you have that down lets get ready to do a
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little destruction. Get a freezer bag, or other decent sized plastic bag, and
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a copule of baggie ties. Next, go into your refrigerator and find anything
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that smells really bad or that will mold over. Some things include tuna fish,
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garlic, tomato paste, raw eggs, horseradish, or anything you can find. Be
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original! Next, put all of your ingredients in the bag. After you've done
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that there are three alternatives:
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1. Get any waterproof firecrackers, matches, flares, whatever and put them in
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the bag, but save one firecracker. When you put all of that in, lace the
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outside of the bag with the gunpowder. Now, obtain some duct tape (found
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at any hardware store) and make a loop with it and attach it to the bag.
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Casually, WALK up to the target, tape it on, light it, and run like hell.
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The best places to put the bag is on a car, in a mailbox, or in a gutter.
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The result is all crap everywhere in their car, or mailbox, etc.
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2. Buy some Zippo lighter fluid from your local drug store. Now, take the
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bag outside. Open it and put in approximately 3 ounces of fluid. Tie the
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bag up with the baggie tie and squirt the outside of the bag with the rest
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of the fluid. This works best in the summer when the victim has central
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air. Take the bag and put it under the loozers central air unit. Now
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light a stick and appply the flame to the bag and run like hell. When the
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loozers wake up or come home at night, their house will be engulfed in
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gray, putrid, noxious fumes. Let them try to fuck with you now.
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3. Put anything thats sweet in the bag instead of what you have in now. Such
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as, oranges, apples, potatoes, licorice, soda, caramel, etc. Now close up
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the bag and cut a hole about as big as the tip of your middle finger. Be
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careful when delivering it to the loozers house or car because it might
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spill. Plant the bag under the foundation of the house or stuff it in
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a hole in the front porch and over time, hundreds of ants will be vacating
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their house and it will cost hundreds to get them out.
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These are just some ways of pissing people off by ruining their house, be
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creative. Have fun!!!
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ThE aNaRcHiSt
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