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Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists
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Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord
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Supermarket Ideas
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Agent Cyclone
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I. Supermarket?
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I know some of you are thinking, "What the hell is a supermarket good for?"
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Yeah, well many people feel this way. These are the people who have never
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learned how to use the big ol' general store to its fullest advantages. The
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supermarket is one of the best places to shop for everything, if you know how
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to shop right. With the supermarkets constantly increasing in size and
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services, the opportunities never cease to expand.
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II. What to do?
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As I mentioned earlier, there is too much you can do at one of these
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places. Listed below are some ideas that you can have fun with.
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- First, and easiest, get a free meal. There are no supermarket police. If you
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walk up and down the aisles, there is a huge selection of vittles. Take
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whatever you like. When you are full, leave what you can't eat. No one will
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ever say anything to you because they are afraid to and generally they are
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too embarrassed. Just think, have all the seafood you like, or the stuff that
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you can't afford. Of course, should anyone ever question you, just say you
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are going to pay for it. I have been doing this for years and no one has
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ever said a damned thing to me.
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- Second, there are a lot of milk crates left in the back near the loading docks
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at night. These are great for storing things, and they are generally left
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outside, FREE! Speaking of loading docks, this is the best place for you
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underaged kids to steal all the beer you want. Wait until the big Bud truck
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rolls in, it will generally sit there with its doors open. This is prime time
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for thieving. There is no better buzz than getting drunk on stolen beer.
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- Third, your parents may send you to the grocery for mulch or any of those
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garden products that sit outisde the store in big stacks. If you aren't too
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nervous, just back your car up and take all you need. No one will ever
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notice. If you are a little scared, than go in the store, buy one bag, and
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go outside. Take the receipt, put it in your mouth so all can see it, and
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take as much as you need. Hell, get a stock-boy to help you load it in the
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car.
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III. Conclusion
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While these aren't the wildest ideas you have ever heard, they are
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practical. Why pay for a meal, when you can walk into the market and get
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a free one. Why pay for mulch and shit, when you can pocket mom & dad's
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money and get them their goods. Hope you put this crap to work in your
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area...it is tooo easy.
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ULTRA can be found in your area. If not, contact either of these systems:
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Blitzkrieg (502) 499-8933
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Hall of Injustice (502) 241-9304
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If you have any ideas, or want to alert ULTRA to some sly info you know of,
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let us know.
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Disclaimer: The ideas presented are for informational purposes only, the
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author can not be held responsible for actions taken.
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(c) Copyright 1991 Agent Cyclone / ULTRA
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