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|| T.Y.M.E. - Twisted Young Minds Expand || #8 by S0l0mn || 07-13-94 ||
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Hints For Guys Like Us
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O.k. As it seems that us MEN seem to live in a womans world these days. I
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thought a few helpful tips that I gathered through various scources might
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help us out in this desperat time of femenist invasion.
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||-1-: When your girlfriend gets ready in the bathroom for over a hour
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be sure to ask her when she comes out "so what are you going to wair tonight?"
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||-2-: Don't kick yipping little dogs.......to hard.
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||-3-: Learn to unsnap all kinds of bras with one hand.
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||-4-: Your girlfriends parents arn't your enemys, your girlfriend is your
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enemy and her parents are her allies.
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||-5-: Don't overlook church as a place to meet chicks. Girls go there to
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look for a nice guy..............they won't suspect a thing.
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||-6-: Get a dog, chicks love dogs.
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||-7-: Don't forget your girlfriends friends, they often are so jelouse
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you might get to fuck them to.
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||-8-: Try to always piss outdoors.
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||-9-: Don't overlook that rollypolly girl in the corner, she may look ugly
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now, but late at night in a dimly lighted bar, a low cut skirt and
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a half a dozen beers, she be lookin mighty fine.
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||-10-: When, in a few years, your job requiers you to get a secretary,
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remeber any bitch can type, but not all of them look good in a short leather
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miniskirt
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||-11-: Always pick up a hitchhicker that's wearing shot cutoff jeans and a
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holter top..............unless it's a man.
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||-12-: Never get your nails painted unless your a chick or a transvestite
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then go for flaming red.
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||-13-: Try to make friendly conversation with a perfect stranger at a
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resturant, then when you go to the counter you say "my friends paying for my
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lunch" and when she asks who he is, be friendly and wave to your newly aqquird
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"friend" he'll waive back caus he's a nice guy and then the lady at the
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counter will think he's "Oking" the arrangment.
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Later:
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S0l0mn
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T.Y.M.E. author
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|| Look for T.Y.M.E. on any of these following boards: ||
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|| Under The Influence....Origin site....(GOF)IND-OUT ||
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|| Total Anarchy BBS......Distro site....(707)257-7208 ||
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|| The Gathering BBS......Distro site....(ITS)PRI-VITE ||
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|| Reality Bites..........Distro site....(707)226-XXXX ||
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|| Exodus BBS.............Distro site....(707)935-6867 ||
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|| Last Resort............Distro site....(707)255-1413 ||
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|| Zeppelin...............Distro site....(XXX)XXX-XXXX ||
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|| 'Life is an illusion , Death a Reality' ||
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