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|______( check in )______|
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look at da spiffy dividers! you say it looks like umm yolk. guess what?
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i got the idea from yolk. so sue me. i dont give a crap. cuz yer a
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doody-head.
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today is thanksgiving! the national turkey day! i just at my turkey meal,
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which sucked, cuz i have turkey every year on this darn day!
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can't i just have like a goose or even a pizza for my turkey day.
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|_____( can i drag )_____|
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i wonder how long i can drag this 'zine out to this issue?
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well we will find out later. wont we.
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|_____( da intervu )_____|
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here is da interview wit grimjack on irc, in channel #kewlio.
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*** grimjack (~MTS95004@137.99.26.4) has joined channel #kewlio
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<_bh_> first question.
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<grimjack> sounds good to me....
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<_bh_> why did you pick yer handle???
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<grimjack> well, when i first started callin out, there was a comic book
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called grimjack i liked.... so i figured cool, it sounds cool...
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thats it.. :
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<_bh_> what groups are you in???
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<grimjack> heh, i figured as much.. :):) right now I'm in surge...
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<grimjack> i'm sort of in anemia, but thats cause i was in suicide....
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art scene over other scenes?
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<_bh_> why did you pick the art scene over other scenes?
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<grimjack> no real reason, i was a local little ansi artist, i joined a local
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group 'cause it was the thing to do.. :)
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<grimjack> then i got my irc access and there it was.. teh ansi scene.. :)
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<_bh_> thats kewl. i've been down that road a few times. actually quite a bit.
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<grimjack> yeah, the ansi scene's pretty cool... people say its goin to hell,
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but i like it...
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<_bh_> how old are you? and can you let the viewers of my 'zine know a lil
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about you and your life?
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<grimjack> i'm 17, 18 in a few weeks..... i'm a freshman in college.. i go to
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uconn...
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<grimjack> a computer science major (easy! :) and i've got a new girlfriend of
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about 2 weeks...
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<_bh_> what do you do for fun?
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<grimjack> fun? anything i can really.. ;):) heh, hang with my g/f, play
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basketball if the weather lets me...
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<_bh_> that reminds me, i like this chick, but she is like already taken and
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i'm in the situation of robert redford in indecent proposal.
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<grimjack> listen to lots of music.. concerts.... all that.... :)
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<grimjack> jsut saw king crimson this past saturday.. show rocked....
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sounds
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<_bh_> that sounds like me.
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<grimjack> kill the boyfriend, that's what i would do.. <g>
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<_bh_> where do you live in the country?
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<_bh_> lucky for me the bf goes to another school and she is fine as hell. <g>
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<grimjack> i'm in connecticut, southwestern ct at home and northeastern ct at
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school..
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<grimjack> heh, yeah, my g/f's cuter.. <g> :)
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<_bh_> is there anything special that you would like to say to the readers in
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yer final words?
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<grimjack> ummm.... final words... hmm..
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<_bh_> heh, well this one has some growing to do, since she is a freshman in
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hs and i'm a junior in h.s
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<grimjack> stay in groups dammit! loyalty! oh yeah, and nirvana sucks! :)
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<_bh_> any advise to the readers, etc?
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<grimjack> that should get me in trouble...
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<grimjack> advise for readers... just keep drawing if you're into that... or
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whatever you do.. stick with it...
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<grimjack> if you like it you'll get good at it..
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<_bh_> so does that mean if i like girls, i get better at being a girl <g>...
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<grimjack> i went out with a freshman my junior year.. loooong
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relationship....
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<grimjack> lasted most the way through my senior year...
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at is about it for know
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<grimjack> heh, well i like girls, and i got petter at picking them up.. close
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enough? :)
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<_bh_> kewl. umm. why did you two break up?
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<grimjack> which time? we broke up and got back together five times.. .:)
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are you for real. damn.
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<grimjack> in the end, it was just too f'd up for me...
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<_bh_> are you for real. damn.
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<grimjack> .. and her father pulling a shotgun on me influenced my decision..
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<grimjack> yeah, the whole thing was f'd up...
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<grimjack> but like i stick with groups, i tend to stick with girls... <g>
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<_bh_> umm. well. that must have sucked. do you think if there wasnt any probs
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between you and her and when you left for college, would there have
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been anything diff about the relationship
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<grimjack> and i've left surge and came back to it twice too...
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<_bh_> heheh...girls and groups are the same for ya, eh?
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<grimjack> i wasnt' goin' out with her when i left, but i almost ended up
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back with her in october....
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<grimjack> decided not to 'cause of the distance thing.. 60 miles was a long
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way.. .:)
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<grimjack> well, treat a girl right, she'll treat you right.... same with a
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group i guess.. :)
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<grimjack> or something.. <g>
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<_bh_> damn. i guess you could say that. well, are you gonna grab the first 3
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issue of turb0
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<grimjack> hell, if i'm in a mag it has to be good.. <g> :)
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<_bh_> i guess. maybe, if we talk long enough, you might be the entire zine
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for issue numba 4
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<grimjack> heh, then f0ur will be the shit, huh? :):)
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<grimjack> damn, a whole mag just for me...
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<_bh_> hell jeah.
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<grimjack> grimjack and his views on life, ansi, women.... :)
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<grimjack> and how all three relate.. <g>
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* _bh_ :-|F|-[ /Msg _bh_ FDCC Send <#> ]-|F|-:
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* _bh_ 1 |-| Turbo 'Zine Numba Uno |-| 1 File 4270b
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* _bh_ 2 |-| Turbo 'Zine Numba Two |-| 1 File 5447b
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* _bh_ 3 |-| Turbo Zine Numba Tres |-| 1 File 4189b
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<grimjack> and to think, all this in my first interview <glassy eyed look>
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golly gee! :)
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<_bh_> grab them. there h0t!
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<_bh_> have you ever done any ascii?
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<grimjack> yeah, i used to draw ascii... but i got bored with it....
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<grimjack> i like ansi more... i do some ascii shit for friends though.....
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turbo logo for the header...pretty please
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<_bh_> do you think ya could do a turbo logo for the header...pretty please
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<grimjack> a turbo logo? sure, what the hell.. :):) an ascii ?? what, no
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color? :)
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<_bh_> well the 'zines are all texted based like p0rk or klunk or uh y0lk
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<grimjack> ahh.... yeah, i'll get ya a logo done then....
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<grimjack> how you want me to get it to ya anyways>? :) i can't dcc 'cause
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college net accounts blow...
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<_bh_> umm, send me email at soul.raider@blast.neta.com or at
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lowen@goodnet.com
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<grimjack> here that word? college net blows... :)
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<_bh_> umm, whats yer email address?
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<grimjack> gotcha.. i'll get it to ya as soon as its done...
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<grimjack> you can mail me at mts95004@uconnvm.uconn.edu
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<grimjack> *** now taking ansi requests, email me for more info *** :)
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<grimjack> small plug... <g>
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<_bh_> okay. sounds good to me.
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<_bh_> hmm do you know of any boards that wanna be a distro for turb0
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<grimjack> its all good.. even if my account blows 'cause uconn provides
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really bad net service...
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<grimjack> but it IS free.. :)
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<grimjack> you can try higher force, the surge whq....
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<grimjack> can't think of the numba off the top of my head....
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<grimjack> and its not in this computer's dialing dir.. damn......
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<_bh_> could, but i dont like calling ld, cuz i guess you could say i'm lame.
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actualy, i dont like spending money, jus save it
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<grimjack> yeah, i can sympathize.. i have a 60 buck fone bill...
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800 boards that are elite?
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<_bh_> you know of any 800 boards that are elite?
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<grimjack> and i think only about 7 is data calls,,,,
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<grimjack> shit, i dont think there ARE any 8oo's left worth calling...
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hen ld #'s show up.
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<_bh_> sheit. hehe.. i leech off my mom. she pays everything, but she gets
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pissed when ld #'s show up.
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<grimjack> yea well they make me pay for it here.. ;):)
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<grimjack> and at school there's no one else to pay.. :)
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<_bh_> thats a bummer. jeah. that is true. umm.
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<_bh_> hehe.. thought of another question for ya?
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<grimjack> heh, yeah right....
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<grimjack> hey, i gotta jet about now.. there's a cute girl i'm supposed to
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call..
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<grimjack> but ask away first.. :)
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<_bh_> umm. what do you believe is the proper way to treat a ladie (if you
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liked her and she was yers)
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<grimjack> let me put it this way.. .
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<grimjack> if you keep a girl happy, she'll keep you happy...
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<_bh_> wow! heh...you readers, listen to that. do what the man says...<g>
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<grimjack> that means you trreat her nicely, and she'll treat you.. :)
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<grimjack> yeah, you'd be surprised how far 5 bucks worth of roses can go.. :)
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<grimjack> but thats gotta be it for me folks, 'cause i have a woman to keep
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happy.. :)
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<_bh_> okay. well i have to jet. umm. okay. we can continue sum other time.
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<grimjack> and remember-- they're better once they're outta high school.. :)
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<grimjack> yea, if you want more interview stuff, just msg me sometime....
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<grimjack> later....
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<_bh_> i'll send you the zines to you on email.
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<_bh_> i found girls like the poetry stuff also.
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<grimjack> thanx dude... i'll be lookin' forward to them....
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<_bh_> later. peace out
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<grimjack> heh, yeah, poetry works wonders too.. and if you can cook, then
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you're set for life.. :)
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wow! grimjack was a big help of excepting my invitation to get interviewed
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cuz everyone else in #ansi at the time was being a dick.
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oh well. the #ansi is starting to die. so is the scene. but all you
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out their need to keep it goin.
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|____( a turkey story )____|
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here is a special turkey story from me to you. i'm jus thinkin up as
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i go, cuz i'm elite like that and dont forget that. grin.
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once upon a time there was this turkey named bob (you can spell bob
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backwards and it will be the same). anywayz, he wasnt fat at all,
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actualy a skrony lil thang like yer dog. anywayz, the owner said he
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needed to add sum weight. so bob da turkey at great for the next
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seven weeks (btw, anyone see the movie - seven) until one day.
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da owner came out of the house wit the sharpened ax. he had a big
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grin on his face. he either was gonna kill sumthang or he jus
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got laid by his wife, barney the dinosaur (you love me, i love you).
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well he took the turkey to the wooden stump. he was about to kill
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bob, when barney came out and said wait. so the owner said sure.
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barney came closer and the owner grabbed barney and shoved barney down
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and up'd barney a few times, then chopped off his head.
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bob thought he got off from being beheaded, but the owner grabbed him
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and shoved him down as he up'd him few times and the chopped off his
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head, wit the blood oozing out of the neck, wit the head on the ground.
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then the owners kidz came out and ...
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well i had to stop it there, cuz it would have gotten way way to nasty
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for you readers out there.
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we dont wont you to loose yer meals do we.
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|_____( lameness )_____|
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top phiv reasons you may be lame:
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-x-phiv-x- cuz you eat chocalate covered toe jam
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-x-f0ur-x- you have six fingerz on one hand - oh jeah, yer jus a freak!
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-x-tres-x- cuz you dont know me
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-x-twoo-x- cuz i dont know you
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-x-onee-x- cuz you have more money than me and you aint givin me any
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|_____( music )_____|
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if ya hate musik. then you plain out suck and should go hide under a
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rock, cuz if i find ya. i'll nuke ya wit da abomb.
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|_____( this issue )_____|
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why are you trying to drag this on? cuz i wanna.
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actually, i'm waiting for my mom to get ready, cuz she is taking me to
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her work, so i can steal top secret info. but she dont know that. so
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keep all of that a secret or else.
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lets see i'm currently writting on line numba 260. wow! lets see what the
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next line will be. guess what? its line numba 270. grin.
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|_____( distro )_____|
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my only distro so far is umm poo! trips kick butt board. if ya want da
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numba for his board get all of other issues of turb0 'zine. cuz its
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in one of those and right now i'm lazy, cuz its thanksgiving.
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|_____( should close this up )_____|
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i guess i should really close this 'lil puppy up. shouldn't i?
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well gues what. i'm not. grin
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|_____( might close this up )_____|
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i might closet this nifty 'lil thang up soon.
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|_____( greatness )_____|
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i would like to share my greatness wit ya. so join #ansi sumtime and
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like talk to me. or else.
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rememba i'm mr. perfect, mr. wonderful, da all mighty one, and god.
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|_____( hehehehe - hahahaha )_____|
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guess what i can make the topic headerz what ever i want, cuz i'm
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editor and chief writer of this most elite zine. well maybe cuz i'm
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the only person that writes and has any part in this zine. oh well.
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i'm deciding to close this thang out. so have fun this nifty 'lil day
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and get drunk or do whateva ya wanna do. peace out.
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