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.a$a. Turbo 'Zine Issue Numba Two .a$a.
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.a$a. ___(intro for numba 2)_____________________________________________ .a$a.
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here is issue numba two. got bored again. my friends couldn't do
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anything. what dicks? most of them weren't home. i have a new
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format and style for the magazine. to imagine, i was just on irc
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just an hour ago and gave it to some people that liked it alot.
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they said it was better than p0rk!
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so i guess you could say that it is the other other white meat!
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anywayz, i ain't trying to compete wit you guyz at p0rk! actualy,
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in the first place i was gonna see if i could join you guyz, but
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decided to write my own.
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well, i have some kewl snuff to write about, as long as i can
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remember it all.
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.a$a. ___(wings)_________________________________________________________ .a$a.
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this tv show rockz the big one. prolly the best one i watch, cept
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for wcw monday nitro (wrestling, figures!). for all of you that
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watch it, remember that chick helen, crystal bernard, which is
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fine. i wonder if anyone has pics of her. that means i have to get
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on the net again later tonight. well anywayz, she is a single women
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and currently working on a album by herself. maybe, i should send her
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some of my songs that i wrote (they kick, cuz i'm god!). she ain't
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gonna be single for long, cuz she'll be taken by me.
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.a$a. ___(poker)_________________________________________________________ .a$a.
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everyone get there poker faces on! not really, but anywayz.
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phiv card draw is the easiest poker game out there to play. cept if
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you wanna play like 'go fish' or 'uno'. the easiest money maker out
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there is prolly hold 'em or a card game called 'between the sheets'.
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its not what it sounds.
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how to play between the sheets:
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two cards are dealt to each player and the object is to get a card
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that is in between these two cards. if you get it between the two
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cards, you win the pot, if not, then you dont get anything, cuz you
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plain out suck (not really, but you have no luck!). if more than
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one person gets it between there cards, then they split the pot,
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which majorly sucks some donkey ballz, but hey, you made some
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money.
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.a$a. ___(babe of the month)_____________________________________________ .a$a.
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well the babe of the month for the month of november would have to
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be this girl that i like. her name is christen (she dont even
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know i like her, and i'm a lamer, cuz i'm like shy, thats why i bbs).
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she has long, silky blonde hair. shes only a freshman and has some
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growing to do. but she is so fine. to bad she has a boyfriend,
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which i will be able to take care of (lucky he goes to a different
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school, so when i get my guts out my stomach, i can mac on her).
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anywayz, i got sum kewl pics of demi moore and sandra bullock. it was
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tough to choose between the three of these beautiful women. but, it
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had to go to demi moore and the runner up is christen (which will be
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my future wife, i hope, get some balls and talk to her).
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anywayz, the babe of the month has been in many movies, like the
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scarlet letter, indocent proposal, disclosure and much more. jus
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can't think straight tonight.
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guess what? since i'm such a nice guy, i included in this issue of
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turbo the pics that i picked up of demi moore on the net. so don't
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jerk it to hard when you see them. she ain't that bad. so for you
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guyz that are gonna 'dis her pics, remember she is alwayz better
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than yer mom!
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.a$a. ___(stephen king)__________________________________________________ .a$a.
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i think i will talk about stephen king. he writes the best books,
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cept there always to damn long, so i never get to finish them. too
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bad. maybe, next time i will just read the first chapter, then read
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the last chapter.
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.a$a. ___(my x-mas list)_________________________________________________ .a$a.
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here is my little nifty christmas list:
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-x- jeans
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-x- shirts
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-x- jacket
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-x- condoms
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-x- cd's
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-x- pager
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-x- a cellar phone
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-x- lap top
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-x- tape back up
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-x- phone line
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-x- monkey ballz
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-x- zip drive
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-x- 2.6 gig hd
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-x- 28.8 modem
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-x- girls
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-x- baseball cards
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-x- my own mansion
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-x- million dollars
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so if any of you guyz out there wanna send me any of these, feel
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free to.
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.a$a. ___(couples at my school)__________________________________________ .a$a.
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damn! i get sick of all the couples at my school. they just grab
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each other out in the public. putting there hands down each others
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pants and up each others shirts. atleast they could go to the
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bathroom and do that shit. or maybe, i should rent out classrooms
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during school for them to do that snuff. then i would be rich.
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.a$a. ___(jim carey)_____________________________________________________ .a$a.
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jim carey is the best comedy actor of all time. cuz he is. he gets
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paid for doing the stupidist snuff around that he makes up when he
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gets bored. ace ventura 2 jus came out and i still haven't been
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able to get to the movies and watch it. maybe this weekend or next.
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oh well, i heard this movie rockz and that makes me more despirate
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to go see it.
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he is funny in every movie. if it is a jim carey movie, its gonna
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be fun as hell.
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do you guyz remember when he was on In Living Color, that show
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wit all those black peoplez. he was dat fire marshall.
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.a$a. ___(guess what?)___________________________________________________ .a$a.
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guess what? damn. forgot what i was gonna say. i guess this is
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really a space filler to take up space.
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.a$a. ___(co2 bombs just rock)___________________________________________ .a$a.
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how to make da co2 bombs
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you will have to use up the co2 cartridge 1st by either
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shooting it or whatever. wit a nail, force a hole bigger so as
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to allow the powder and wick to fit in easily. fill da cartridge
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wit black powdr and pak it in there real good by tappin' the
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bottom of the cartridge on a hard surface. insert da fuse.
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i recommend a good water-proof cannon fuse, or an m-80 type fuse,
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but firecracker fuses work, (if you can run like a black man runs
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from the cops after raping a white girl.) mow, light it and run
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like hell. it does wonders for a row of mailboxes (like da 1's
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in apartment complexes), a car (place under the gas tank), a
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picture window (place on window sill), a phone booth (place right
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under the phone), or any other devious place. this thing throws
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shrapnel, and can make quit a mess.
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.a$a. ___(fast burning fuses)____________________________________________ .a$a.
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how to make da fast burning fuses
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(bout 40 inches per minute)
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materials needed:
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-x- Soft cotton string
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-x- fine black powder (empty a few shotgun shells!)
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-x- shallow dish or pan
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procedures:
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- moisten powder to form a paste-like substance
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- twist/braid three strands of cotton together
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- rub paste into string and allow to dry
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- check da burn rate...
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.a$a. ___(da chemical list)______________________________________________ .a$a.
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this one is for the anarchy bomb making freaks that need to find
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chemicals and need household materials or easier to get materials.
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chemical equivalency list
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Acacia..................................................Gum Arabic
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Acetic Acid................................................Vinegar
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Aluminum Oxide..............................................Alumia
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Aluminum Potassium Sulphate...................................Alum
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Aluminum Sulfate..............................................Alum
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Ammonium Carbonate.......................................Hartshorn
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Ammonium Hydroxide.........................................Ammonia
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Ammonium Nitrate........................................Salt Peter
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Ammonium Oleate.......................................Ammonia Soap
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Amylacetate............................................Bananna Oil
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Barium Sulfide...........................................Black Ash
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Carbon Carbinate.............................................Chalk
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Carbontetrachloride.................................Cleaning Fluid
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Calcium Hypochloride..............................Bleaching Powder
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Calcium Oxide.................................................Lime
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Calcium Sulfate...................................Plaster of Paris
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Carbonic Acid..............................................Seltzer
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Cetyltrimethylammoniumbromide........................Ammonium Salt
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Ethylinedichloride.....................................Dutch Fluid
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Ferric Oxide.............................................Iron Rust
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Furfuraldehyde............................................Bran Oil
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Glucose.................................................Corn Syrup
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Graphite...............................................Pencil Lead
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Hydrochloric Acid....................................Muriatic Acid
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Hydrogen Peroxide.........................................Peroxide
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Lead Acetate.........................................Sugar of Lead
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Lead Tero-oxide...........................................Red Lead
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Magnesium Silicate............................................Talc
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Magnesium Sulfate.......................................Epsom Salt
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Methylsalicylate..................................Winter Green Oil
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Naphthalene..............................................Mothballs
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Phenol...............................................Carbolic Acid
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Potassium Bicarbonate..............................Cream of Tarter
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Potassium Chromium Sulfate..............................Chromealum
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Potassium Nitrate.......................................Salt Peter
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Sodium Oxide..................................................Sand
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Sodium Bicarbonate.....................................Baking Soda
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Sodium Borate................................................Borax
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Sodium Carbonate......................................Washing Soda
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Sodium Chloride...............................................Salt
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Sodium Hydroxide...............................................Lye
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Sodium Silicate..............................................Glass
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Sodium Sulfate......................................Glauber's Salt
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Sodium Thiosulfate.............................Photographer's Hypo
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Sulfuric Acid.........................................Battery Acid
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Sucrose.................................................Cane Sugar
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Zinc Chloride.......................................Tinner's Fluid
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Zinc Sulfate.........................................White Vitriol
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orginal list by jolly roger. thanks for it mr jolly roger man.
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.a$a. ___(da #ansi channel)______________________________________________ .a$a.
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<d0_> bh: forum or scratch?
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<bh> absofukin lutly scratcch
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<_bh_> sup all?
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<Stygian> bh: score me a copy..;)
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* Signoff : Blindman (Y'all are too lame for me)
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<_bh_> bh: do i get a copy f00..
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<juan> geee
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<bh> it won't be ready for a while...
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<juan> that was good
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<d0_> bh: nice.. very far yet?
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<juan> that fake sucked dick
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<_bh_> juan: mr. valdez, can i have some tacos...
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* juan takes a dump on signoff's head
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/names #ansi
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#ansi Signoff Gm_ACmE @remorse pmaniac Stygian @fk d0_ _bh_ bh juan
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@DJ-Quad @pHLOMe @LoggeR
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*** Signoff: Gm_ACmE (changing servers)
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*** Lo (ezen6564@cslabs1c1.engr.ccny.cuny.edu) has joined channel #ansi
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<juan> make a better one next time
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<pHLOMe> [Lo] tT [trUst], Founder the dirty Dozen
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<juan> or ill shit in your mouth
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<bh> d0: most of the routines in general are done...the configuration is
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done..just gotta put it all togeter and optimize it..configuration is
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slow without ems
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/quit
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that was all of da people in the #ansi channel. i remembered months ago.
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when there was alteast 15 people in there all the time. atleast when
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i logged on.
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.a$a. ___(tacos for sale)________________________________________________ .a$a.
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guess what...prizone is gonna like start taking orderz for tacos.
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so if you like taco hell tacos, email him. get them will they are
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hot. cuz they are selling like crazy.
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hehehe...that was totally lame. but like i promised prizone that i
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would put sumthing about the taco deal in there. so like if you
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see him in #ansi as juan or prizone, then /msg him and say i want
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sum of yer yummy in da tummy not to funky smelly tacos from da
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house in taco hell.
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.a$a. ___(national beavis and butthead week)_____________________________ .a$a.
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next week is national beavis and butthead week. you wanna know why?
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cuz i said so, cuz i'm god and thats that. like kick sumone in the
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nads, cuz thats what they do. burn down a tree, or piss on your
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couch. also, watch all of the beavis and butthead you can, unless
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you get the playboy channel (then watch that). but if you have the
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playboy channel, then you have to invite me over, cuz i said so.
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.a$a. ___(the end)_______________________________________________________ .a$a.
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that looks like the end for issue numba two. two issues in four hours.
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pretty amazing. maybe i got them done that fast, cuz i'm a super freak
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not the smelly astro-creep.
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anywayz, thats it this issue, so say hi to yer mom for me and if
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you wanna drop me a line at my email address then do so. its:
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soul.raider@blast.neta.com
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send me anything, like; pics, comments, gifts, money, cd's, etc.
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i'm gonna get some distr0s some day soon. give me a break, i jus
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started this little 'zine this afternoon.
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-x- big hurt -x-
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-x- a.k.a. god -x-
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.a$a. Turbo 'Zine Issue Numba Two .a$a.
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