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presents
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Flamethrower
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by Gross Genitalia
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Toxic File #41
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Centre of Eternity 615.552.5747 HQ of Toxic Shock and The Esoteric Society
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[TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS]
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Violence rage destruction chaos rampant. We lived in a biased fascist
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communistic world. We must turn the tables. We must obstruct justice as it
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is destined by Coathanger the Magnificance, as it is proclaimed by Fetus
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the Almighty Destoryer.
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In schools, in businesses, in public places, we can each take our stand
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and shed arson through the chaos. I present to you a simple "flamethrower"
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of sorts which anyone can build. I will try my best to give concise
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instructions on building two separate "flamethrowers", mixture formulas, and
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uses for your flamethrower.
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FLAMETHROWER: MODEL ONE
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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I built another one of these babies this afternoon and worried some
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neighbors with its prescence. Fairly simple to build.
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MATERIALS NEEDED:
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Empty rubbing alcohol bottle
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Spray nozzle
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Coathanger (for clothes, not Coathanger the Magnificent!)
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Paper Towel or Diaper Rag or old Handtowel
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Ordinary machine oil
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Lighter Fluid
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Heavy Guage Wire (or use remaining portion of coathanger)
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Fuel Mixture
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The reasons for using an alcohol bottle are: It is translucent, so you
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can see how much fuel you have left, and the opening on the bottle was
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a gift from Fetus as it will accomodate nozzles from most any sprayer.
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The spray nozzle should be able to project a liquid mixture far and with
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force. The nozzle from a bottle of Spray N' Wash will do fine, and has a
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twisty thing to select spray or straight stream (great for direct contact).
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However, it does not spray far so I suggest finiding a better nozzle. The
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one I used this afternoon came from Fetus knows where but it sprayed a
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field like Windex (widespread, not a stream, in other words) and sprayed a
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decent distance. The coathanger should be any old metal coathanger. I
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used paper toweling from the kitchen but a diaper rag should burn longer,
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same with the towel. These last two might require more oil and lighter fluid.
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You may choose to use part of the coathanger in place of the wire, but wire
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can be worked with more easily here.
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Onto construction. Take strong wire cutters and clip off the entire bottom
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portion of the coathanger. From one end form a rectangle that will fit around
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the upper girth of the alcohol bottle as shown:
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* -> / | <- rest of coathanger
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\___/
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Fit the rectangle around the girth and bend up the piece marked (*) to hold
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the "rest of coathanger" piece around the bottle. Bend the rest of coathanger
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upward so the end tip is directly level with the spray nozzle aperture. This
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tip should stand out about one to two inches from the nozzle. The construction
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so far should look similar:
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/ |_> . <- Tip even with nozzle
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\__________\ |
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xxxxx \\ |
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_/ \_ \\ |
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/ \ |
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/ \ |
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Coathanger --> -|-------------|--- <- Bend hanger upward
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Completely cute drawing. Anyway. Take a long strip of paper towel (shorter
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strip if using rag or towel) about 2 inches wide and wrap it arond the upper
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tip of the coathanger. You should be able to barely see the tip thru the top
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of the paper towel wrap:
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__.__ <- Can see tip
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|_____|
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Fill the bottle to desired level with fuel mixture (see section on fuel
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mixture). Douse the paper towel (not TOO much with a combination of machine
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oil and a dab or two of lighter fluid. If using a rag you may need to increase
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these values, and maybe the thing will burn longer than a paper towel will.
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The "flamethrower" is ready. Screw the spray nozzle on and aim it at the
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tip of the coathanger. The small problem here is that the wind might get up and
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blow the flame away from the tip and the mixture will shoot over the tip or
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hit the towel and saturate it with the shit. You might try lowering the paper
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towel on the hanger and then wrapping a thin sheet of metal around the
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towel so that the top of the metal sheet is level with the bottom of the
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nozzle. Who cares. Anyhow, light the rag with a lighter. Keep the lighter
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handy so you can relight if the flame gets blown out. Once the flame catches
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hold the flame will rise above the nozzle. With nozzle pointed at this flame,
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pull the trigger and let the mixture fly. Don't forget to prime it before you
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light up. With the mixture I used today I got a nice flame that shot out
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about 3 feet and the spray reached some two feet in diameter. Unlike burning
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alcohol alone, the flame was dense and therefore hotter than others. See
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mixture section and "Using Your Flamethrower".
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On particularly windy days, or normal days for that matter, the flame may
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burn down where you are holding the trigger. Not nice to set your hand afire.
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I tried to conceive a "finger guard" but since the flame must be fairly
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close to the nozzle (so the spray doesn't wander off from the flame and get
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wasted and fall to the ground or blow away or...) the coathanger does not
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provide for such a "guard". So I took some heavy guage wire (if you have none
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then use some remianing coathanger) and cut a about a foot long piece. I
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made a loop on the center and placed the end half-inch of the trigger in it.
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I tightened the loop with a pair of pliers. Then I ran the two dangling
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ends of the wire around the mouth of the bottle and twisted it up. I had
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something that looked like this:
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|___| <- wire loop for trigger
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|___| <- Wire
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/ \
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\_____/
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\ * /
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X * X
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X X
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XX
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Where the wire came behind the mouth of the bottle and I twisted it the
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wire formed a hole and a tail of wire. I placed my fore and middle fingers
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in the two * positions on the diagram and pulled. This pulled the trigger
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and which, with a hard sturdy tug, sprayed the mixture pretty far. So this
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prevents from toasting your hand like a dumbass.
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FLAMETHROWER: MODEL TWO
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Somewhat similar, this one works alrighty for just torching shit. Almost
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all automated, too. You will need all the above except for the spray nozzle
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and the addition of the following:
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NEW MATERIALS:
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Mini Water Pump (see note)
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Paper Towel Roll Tube
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Extra piece of coathanger (optional)
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Duct or electrical tape
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Three or four AA Cell batteries
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Note: The water pump can be had from All Electronics Corporation for
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$3.95. Toll free: 1-800-826-5432
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Place the water pump and batteries wired to pump (add a momentary pushbutton
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switch, n/o in series with the batteries to control on/off pumping) into
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the paper towel tubing. You may need to cut down the centre of the tube in
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order for the pump to fit in. You can either fix the ejection tube (output
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tube) to the roll if it will fit or do like I do and tape a piece of coathanger
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near the end of the output tube. Remember the comment about the wind and the
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flame blowing? With a mobile tube you can aim, by means of moving the
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clotheshanger around, the fuel shit into the flame no matter which way it
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blows. Punch a hole in the bottom of the towel roll and run the tube from which
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the shit pumps up from (input tubing) into the bottle of fuel mixture. This
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whole neat contraption may look as follows (I hope so, damned ASCII drawings):
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/-------------------- Pump Unit
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Output tubing ---\ __________________________________
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_._ |__________________________________| the back of
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Paper --> | | | | | | |
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Towel |___| / | \ O|__| <- See NOTE
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|__________________________|____|____|
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/ \ | <------ Input tubing
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Coathanger ______/ | | |
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|_________| <- Mixture
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NOTE: You may choose to add a pushbutton switch to the battery series as
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is done in motorized-pump water machine guns. Glue/tape on another ring of
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towel roll or something of the such and insert the switch. The finished
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thing gives the effect of holding a gun and pulling the trigger and is an
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easy and convenient way to control the "flamethrower". Grip base of the
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bottle with your other hand and fire away. The pump I mention shoots up to
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some 20 or 25 feet using water and should project the burning material
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farther than the 4 or 5 feet allowed by manual spraying with a nozzle.
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FUEL MIXTURE
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The fuel mixture I used today consisted of a formula somewhat near in
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resemblence to the following ratios:
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2 parts Gasoline
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1 1/2 part rubbing alcohol
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1/4 to 1/8 part Nail polish remover
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The reason for so little nail polish remover is that in addition to the
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acetone it contains water, fragrance shit, and coloring, which all takes away
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from the flammable qualities. If you can find a more pure or concentrated form
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of acetone then increase its proportion in the mixture.
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Some variations are definitely in order for you to achieve the best-burning
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slowest-burning mixture. The slower the mixture burns the fartherf it will all
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shoot. If use use straight alcohol, the shit only shoots out some one or two
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feet and the flame is not dense at all. The gasoline provides what you need to
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keep going. The addition of kerosene or replacing the gasoline with it is a
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variant. Add about the same amount of lighter fluid to the mixture as you do
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nail polish remover. Look for anything in the house marked "flammable" and
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add it in its proper proportion. In other words, don't add a whole lot if
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the ingredients including additives such as coloring and especially WATER.
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For instance, you may add about 1/8 part in proportion of hair spray. The
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stuff burns nicely but the other deoxypermoethylnitrosclerophospofuck
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chemicals take away from full flammable arson die slay burn quality.
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USES FOR YOUR FLAMETHROWER
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Now that you have built your keen-o jammin juked-out flamethrower, you must
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put it to use or you are stupid. Tack a full sheet of newspaper to a
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clothesline or tree with a clothespin or piece of string (respectively, of
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course). Fire up and torch the bitch with one blast to see if it will catch.
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If not try two rapid blasts in succession and that should get it.
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Dogs barking up a storm in your neighborhood? Dogs roaming loose and
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shitting in your yard? Pay them a visit with Torch-O-Matic (tm) flamethrower
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and roast their ass. First you should give two successive blasts to the face
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to stun and burn them. If they are still here and/or still ALIVE, begin
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firing blows of hideous concentrated fire sprays at their bodies. For
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torture but not death set them afire then cover them with a blanket or old
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wet towel. Or throw mud on them and let them look like more shit than they
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already do.
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Stack of tests on teacher's desk, all with bad grades? Discipline forms?
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YOUR discipline form? Torch the fuckers. Torch the teacher. Douse the lunch
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line with gas and torch it. Most school lockers have vent-like slits in them
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so aim the nozzle in the vents and fire away. Set books on fire from within.
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This is best done if you are using Model Two and can shove the whole output
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tube up there. The output tube is only 1/8" thick and will fit nicely
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(I've tried but not fried..heh heh!). Set your worst enemies on fire. Set
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your friends on fire. Set the school mascot on fire at basketball and
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football games. Raise hell in pep assemblies (in most schools termed PREP
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assemblies). See the school nerd carrying that backpack full of shit?
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Torch the backpack. This includes his hand in the process (if he is
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carrying it by hand) but what the fuck kill the loser. Fill the basketball
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teams' basketballs with gunpowder. As they practice sneak into the P.E.
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supply room, get a bow and arrow, shoot the basketball, then torch the powder
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as it flies from the ball. Will hurt the player with the ball but WHAT the
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fuck do YOU care?
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I'll letcha know of any imporvements I make. If you have any suggestions
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or have built an even better flame thrower at such a simple process, let me
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know on Centre of Eternity. I have one file on flamethrowers but it's not
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convenient to just EVERYONE that wants to commit arson and wreak havoc.
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[TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS]
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(c)Feb. 1990 by Toxic Shock.
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The Followers of Fetus Are:
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Gross Genitalia
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Fetal Juice
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Bloody Afterbirth
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