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presents
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Fetal Nursery Rhymes
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(Fun for the whole family!)
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(Great for use in Day Care Centers!)
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by Gross Genitalia
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w/a touch of demention from Bloody Afterbirth
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Thanks to Frank Baber's Mother Goose (damned bitch)
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Toxic File #33
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Centre of Eternity 615.552.5747 HQ of Toxic Shock and The Esoteric Society
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Hump-My-Dump sat on a wall,
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Hump-My-Dump crushed his great balls;
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All the pimp's whores and
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All the pimp's pricks
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Couldn't repair
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Humpty's fifteen-inch dick.
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But a sleazy young lady,
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A bedraggled whore
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Put back together Humpty's dick,
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Much longer than before.
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And now Humpty's horny
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with style and class
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To go out and pump bitches
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Up their tight ass.
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Jackoff be nimble
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Jackoff be quick
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Jackoff work over
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My rock-hard dick.
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Jackoff nimbly
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Jackoff quick
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Jackoff till the cum
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Falls off of your dick.
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Jack and Jill
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Fucked on a hill
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And Jill's done broke her water
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Jack fell down
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And came on the ground
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And Jill came immediately after.
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Little Miss Muffet fucked her tuffet
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Eating on turds and hay.
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Along came a spider
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And came all inside her
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And she said "Ooh baby, ride me away!"
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Three blind pimps
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Three blind pimps
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See how they fuck
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See how they fuck
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They all ran after the president's wife
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Who castrated them with a butcher's knife
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You never seen so much cum and blood in your life
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Three blind pimps.
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Little Peter Vagina Eater
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Had a cunt but couldn't eat her
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Put her in a testicle shell
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And there he told her to go to hell.
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Mary used a bloody rammer
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Bloody rammer, bloody rammer
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Mary used a bloody rammer
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And her fetus was white as snow.
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London Bitch is falling down
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Falling down
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Falling down
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London Bitch is falling down
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Drink beer baby.
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Trick or shit, smell my clit
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Fuck me if your dick will fit.
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Rock-a-bye fetus
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In a big cock
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If the whore gives it a blow
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The fetus will knock.
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If his bowels break
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The fetus will eat his balls,
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And out will cum baby
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Blood guts and all.
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Jackoff Runt could eat no cunt,
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His wife could suck no dick,
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He took her for every last penny she had,
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Look at that damned little prick.
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Georgie Orgy, pudding and pone,
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Fucked the whores and made them moan.
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When they found out Georgie was gay,
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Georgie Orgy ran away.
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There was an old slut who fucked a shoe,
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She had so many children she didn't know what to do;
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She molested them all and she gave good head;
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She beat them with chains and sent them to bed.
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Little Jackoff Horny
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Whose shit was so corny
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He ate a Tuna Fish Stick;
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He put in his thumb,
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Geez was he dumb
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The tuna fish melted his dick.
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Little Boy Blew
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Cum in my mouth.
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The slut's in the bedroom,
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The pimp's gone South;
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But where is the pervert
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Who fingers the slut?
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"He's under a fuck-doll
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Gettin it up the butt."
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"Will you pull him away?"
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"No that'd be a disgrace
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'cause sure as I did,
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He'd piss in my face."
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Twinkle twinkle little dick
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Up my butt oh will you stick?
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Up above my balls so big
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Like a tractor trailer rig.
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Twinkle twinkle little dick
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Up my butt oh will you stick?
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Wee Willie Winkle runs through the whorehouse
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Upstairs and downstairs in a woman's blouse.
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Rapping on the doors, screaming through the locks,
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"Isn't there a bitch here who'll suck my juicy cock?"
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This is the house that Jackoff built.
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This is the slut
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Who used the dildo
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That lay in the house that Jackoff built.
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This is pervert
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That fucked the slut
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Who used the dildo
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That lay in the house that Jackoff built.
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This is the pimp
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That killed the pervert
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That fucked the slut
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Who used the dildo
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That lay in the house that Jackoff built.
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This is the dick all dry and limp
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That's attached to the pimp
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That killed the pervert
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That fucked the slut
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Who used the dildo
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That lay in the house that Jackoff built.
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This is the condom
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That covered the dick all dry and limp
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That's attached to the pimp
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That killed the pervert
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That fucked the slut
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Who used the dildo
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That lay in the house that Jackoff built.
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This is the lubricant
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That covered the condom
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That covered the dick all dry and limp
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That's attached to the pimp
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That killed the pervert
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That fucked the slut
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Who used the dildo
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That lay in the house that Jackoff built.
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This is the man whose balls do slant
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Who made that wonderful lubricant
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That covered the condom
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That covered the dick all dry and limp
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That's attached to the pimp
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That killed the pervert
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That fucked the slut
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Who used the dildo
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That lay in the house that Jackoff built.
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This is the pissed off poet
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Who slaughtered the man whose balls do slant
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Who made that wonderful lubricant
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That covered the condom
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That covered the dick all dry and limp
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That's attached to the pimp
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That killed the pervert
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That fucked the slut
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Who used the dildo
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That lay in the house that Jackoff built.
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Now there ain't no one to touch that pissed off poet with a ten-foot pole
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so I ain't goin no further.
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Little Bo-Poop has lost that goop
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That she used to lubricate her cunt;
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Go buy some more you out-of-date whore
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Now finger yourself and grunt.
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All work with no foreplay makes Jack a dull boy;
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All play and no work makes Jack a wonderful sex toy.
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A dildo, a dollar,
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A sex-crazed scholar.
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What makes you cum so soon?
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You used to cum at ten o'clock,
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But now you cum at noon.
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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
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To fetch her poor dog a bone.
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Mother Hubbard went to the counter and Rover did mount her
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And slipped her a bone of his own.
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Rover slipped to the ground with a loud thumping sound
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Mother Hubbard feared Rover was dead.
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She fell to the floor like a bedraggled whore
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And she started to give Rover head.
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Ole Rover jumped up, that good little pup
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And called Mother Hubbard a witch.
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"No human sucks my dick, that's utterly sick
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Now get the fuck out you damned bitch!"
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Here I go round your sweet juicy bush,
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Your sweet juicy bush, your sweet juicy bush,
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Here I go round your sweet juicy bush,
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Then RAM my cock in your chasm.
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Rub-a-dub-dub
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Three men in a tub.
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Sickening.
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Rub-a-dub-dub
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Three fags in a tub
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And how do you think they got juked?
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The bitcher
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The jacker
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The horny Pud-Whacker
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They all jumped out of a rotten tuna fish,
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T'was enough to make a man whack till he puked.
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Itsy Ditzy spider
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Climbed up a uteral spout
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Out CAME the CUM and shot the spider out;
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In came the dildo
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And dried up all the juice
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And the Itsy Ditzy spider
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Was looser than a goose.
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Hickey-my, Lickey-my Dick.
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My brother is a prick
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He pulled his pants down
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And really went to town
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Hickey-my, Lickey-my Dick.
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Yankee Do-Me came in town
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Riding a loose slut
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She bent over, gave him head
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And bit off his left nut.
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Hope this is enough to dement your child's mind beyond repair..until next time!
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(c)1990 Toxic Shock.
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The Followers of Fetus
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Bloody Afterbirth
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Fetal Juice
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Gross Genitalia
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