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presents
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Roadkill Anarchy
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by
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Bloody Afterbirth
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Toxic File #7
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Centre of Eternity : 615.552.5747 3/24 Baud 40 Megs Lotsa Files
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HQ of The Esoteric Society
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Fucked In The Head : 615.552.xxxx 12/24 Baud Anarchy Related
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soon to be HQ of Toxic Shock
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!@%^*#$&!@%^*#$&!@%^*#$!@%^*#$&!@%^*#$&!@%^*#$!@%^*#$&!@%^*#$&!@%^*#$!@%^#$
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Well well well...You're in a really fucking sick mood, you're pissed off at
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society, and you want to release all your frustrations... Good, because that's
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exactly what it takes for RK-Anarchy...
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There are various ways to get roadkills...The easiest is to scrape them up
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off the road... Dogs, cats, squirrels, deer, little old ladies, children,
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oppossum, kangaroos, does, turtles, chickens, etc...
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However, to have more fun, run over your OWN! Yeah! Just go out on the
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town with a few buddies and run over anything that moves! Hell, just for
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effect, back over it, and run over it again...
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After you have amassed at least one roadkill, there are many MANY things
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one can do with it/them...
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If its big enough, tie that fucker to your bumper and run over EVERYTHING
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in sight! Ya go out to get the paper, and there are DEER GUTS splattered ALL
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OVER your mailbox! ALRIGHT! Slam that fucker into cars, telephone poles,
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street signs, everything! When yer done, toss it in someone's yard...
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Or cram it into someone's mailbox... Or in the muffler of their car...
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You can bang on the thing with a hammer, or chop at it with an axe, or
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dissect it with a chainsaw, or... Then throw it into open-windows in houses and
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automobiles, toss it into convertbiles, put it on someone's hood, smear it all
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over their car, throw it at Peds, or Feds!
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Get on top of your local mall at night..Wait for a large crowd to
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amass...And THROW that fucker at the people! Watch the women FAINT! Everyone
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who isn't passed out will scatter like hell... Open the door at the mall and
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throw one as hard as you can into the mall, blood and guts EVERYWHERE!
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Take one into a movie theatre (how the hell?) and throw it at people!
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Take it to school and put it on the principal's car...
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Take it in school and leave it in the halls...
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Put it in an empty locker that belongs to noone...UGh!
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Throw it into the toilets!
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If its little, put the little bitch in the ketchup/salad dressing thing.
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Break into somebody's car with a baseball bat and smear RoadKill all over
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their fine upholstery...
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Tie it to a rope, throw it over a limb of a tree, and swing the bitch out
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at cars as they pass by!
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Tie it to your bumper and drive down the road, heh heh, curves are great
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fun, esp. with people on the opposite side of the road... Ever had a roadkill
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come flying at ya while walking down the road?
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Someone out of town for awhile? Break into their house and put roadkill in
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their beds...their toilets...microwaves..stoves...blender...washer...dryer...
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the baby crib...the...
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Throw them at mailboxes, see who makes the biggest dent.
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Give a taste-test at a mall.
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Put it on someone's porch, pour gas on it, light it, ring doorbell, run.
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Play frisbee in the park!
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I said throw it through open windows...Hell, throw it through CLOSED
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windows too!
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Take it to the post office and mail that fucker! Put a stamp on it!
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Cram it into the slot where cans come out of Coke machines!
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Buy a paper, take all the papers, and replace 'em with ROADKILL!
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(c)1989 Toxic Shock
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Followers Of Fetus
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Twisted Testicles
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Tasty Abortion
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Gross Genitalia
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Fetal Juice
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Bloody Afterbirth
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