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The Lawless Society
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Welcome To The Lawless Society. Issue #6.
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I don't know why, but for some reason I've had drugs on my mind lately.
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Perhaps it's because I haven't gotten high or even really drunk in a few
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months. It's April here on the Jersey shore and in a few short months the
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streets and especially the boardwalk will come alive with drugs for sale, for
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trade, and possibly for free.
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Anyway, what I plan to discuss are a few good ways of using Marijuana
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which is the most common drug available. I'll also offer a few suggestions on
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what to do once you've achieved a good high.
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Pot is probably my favorite for recreational use since there's a variety
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of ways to use it and it is usually very easy to hide the fact the you are
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high on it if you have to.
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Part I: Smoke Up!
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The first and most obvious way of using pot is smoking it. Most people smoke
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pot by rolling it in cigarette paper or smoking it in a pipe (bowl). If
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you're the die-hard joint smoker who loves to roll, let me just suggest that
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you look for papers called "Randy's". The papers have a wire running through
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the length of each paper. As you smoke, the wire is exposed and as you get
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down to the end of the joint you hold the wire, thereby eliminating the need
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for a roach clip. These are by far my favorites.
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Now let's move on to bowls. Myself, I like to make my own bowls. With a bit
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of imagination you can make a bowl out of quite a few ordinary items you
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probably have around the house. The easiest is made from the cardboard
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rollers in the center of your toilet paper or paper towels. Cut about a 1/2
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inch hole in the roller and cover it with tin foil. Poke several holes in the
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foil with a toothpick or similar object and you're good to go. Another failry
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common makeshift bowl is made from a soda can. This one can be a real pain in
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the ass to make if you're out somewhere with no papers and just want a quick
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high. What you do is crush the can in the center. Now, find a sharp object
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and poke holes through 1 side of the can where you now have a dent. Place
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your pot over the holes and ignite. (Suck through the drinking hole in the
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can if you haven't figured it out by now.) I've known plenty of people who've
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made some great bowls out of various pipes and other things. If you manage to
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find some small diameter pipe used for air condintioning or something you may
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want to try your hand at that. BTW: Unscrew your kitchen faucet for a screen
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to use. The screens in faucets work great to keep the ash out of your throat.
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My favorite home made bowl is the tin foil bowl. Simply get yourself a
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descent sized sheet of tin foil and a pen. Roll the foil around the pen so
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that you have a tube, now bend one end of the foil up about 1/2 inch or so
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from the end and you've got the perfect bowl. No screen is needed since the
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you can simply pinch the bottom of the bowl and no ash will come through. (You
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will still get all the smoke though!) This bowl is also nice to carry around
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since you can easily flatten it out and then just re-roll it when you want to
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smoke. It's also easily tossable just in case you have to get rid of it
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quick.
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The third way of smoking pot is with a water pipe. More commonly known as a
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water bong or just plain "bong". Bongs come in a variety of shapes and sizes.
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I myself have not used a bong on all that many occasions but they do give you
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a GREAT high rather quickly. Bongs can be bought at most tobacco shops or at
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your local "drug store". A store bought bong will give you the best results
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but there are ways to make one at home that should do the trick for you.
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Plastic milk or juice jugs work the best. Simply melt a hole just big enough
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for a pen to fit through in the side of the container. Next get a BIC pen or
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something similar. Rip the innards out of the pen, all you need is the shell.
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Stick the point end of the pen into the bottle and position it so that it's
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halfway in. Next take a lighter and melt the bottle around the pen so that it
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is sealed. You can also use epoxy or model glue if you like, this usually
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works better. Now fill the bottle with water so that the half of the pen
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that's in the bottle is submerged. You will now place your pot in the open
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end of the pen sticking out of the hole in the bottle. I would recommend
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sticking some crumpled tin foil down into the pen so that you don't wind up
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sucking your pot down into the pen where you can't re-light it if it should go
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out. Now light your weed and suck in through the opening on the top of the
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bottle. You will get nothing but pure smoke. Adding some ice to the water
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will cool the smoke considerably and allow you to take bigger hits. Try to be
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careful not to burn the pen. The plastic will give off some pretty toxic
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fumes. But hey, you're smoking pot, you can't be too worried about your
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health!
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Part II: Eat Your Weed!
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And the final method of using pot, Eat It! Although it will take a bit longer
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for it to hit you, you can get high from eating pot. Here's a few short
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recipes for some magical treats. Just add in about 1/2 cup of ground up weed
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to the following things and start cookin'!
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First let's start with everyone's favorite, magic brownies. Get your favorite
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brownie mix and mix everything it tells you to mix on the box, except for the
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butter. Put the butter in a pan and heat up to where it's just beginning to
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melt and then mix your pot into it. Now add that into the rest of your mix
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and bake as usual. The trick is that THC is fat soluable. That means it
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dissolves into fat better than anything else. So use real butter and try not
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to get low cal brownie mix, the more fat in there, the more THC that will be
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absorbed into the mixture.
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Acapulco Green
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3 Ripe Avocados 3 Tablespoons Wine
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1/2 Cup Chopped Onions N/A Vinegar
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2 Teaspoons Chili Powder
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Mix The Vinegar, pot, and chili powder together and let it sit for one hour.
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Then add avocados and onions and mash it all together. It can be served with
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tacos or as a dip or anything else you can think of.
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Pot Soup
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1 Can condensed Beef 1/2 Can of Water
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3 Tablespoons Of Pot 3 Tablespoons chopped Watercres
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3 Tablespoons Lemon Juice
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Place all ingredients in a soucepan and bring to a boil over medium heat.
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Put in a refrigerator for a few hours, reheat, and serve.
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Pork & Beans
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1 Large Can Of Pork & Beans 3 Pineapple Rings
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4 Slices Of Bacon 1/2 Cup Light Molasses
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1/2 Teaspoon Hickory Salt
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Mix together into a casserole, cover top with pineapple and bacon, bake at
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350 degrees for 45 mins.
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Pot Loaf
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1 Packet Onion Soup Mix 1 16oz. Can Whole Peeled
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1 Egg Tomatoes
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2 Lbs. Ground Beef 4 Slices Of Bread (Crumbed)
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Mix everything together and shape it into a loaf. Bake For One Hour At 400
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Degrees. Serves About 6 People.
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Banana Bread
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1 Teaspoon Lemon Juice 1 Cup Mashed Bananas
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1 Cup Sugar 1 Cup Chopped Nuts
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2 Eggs 2 Cups Sifted Flour
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3 Teaspoons Baking Powder 1/2 Teaspoon Of Salt
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1/2 Cup Shortening
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Mix the shortening and sugar, beat eggs, and add to the mixture. Seperately
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mix the bananas with the lemons juice and add them into the first mixture.
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Sift flour, salt and baking powder together then mix all the ingredients.
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Bake at about 350 degrees until you get cake. (I forget the exact amount of
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time)
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I think it's fairly obvious that you shouldn't use your best weed for
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cooking. You WILL get stoned from eating it, but if it's good weed you're
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better off smoking it.
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Part III: I'm Stoned! What Now?
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Ok, so now you're really stoned and wondering what to do. The first and most
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obvious suggestion is to sit back vegetate and watch "The Wall". But, if
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you've been smoking for a while and need something new to do, here's a few
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simple suggestions.
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Take about $20 and hit the local arcade.
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Drink the JD Or Beer You Should Have Had In Your Bong.
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Shoot Some Pool! (I love doing it stoned)
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Call A Board And Get The Other TLS Files!
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Have Some Good Sex. (Did I really have to tell you that one?)
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Call A Board And Get The Latest TANJ Files!
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Blaze another joint and get your pets high.
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Start Work On Your Own Pot Growing Room.
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Mail Some Weed To Flammable Fuzzball.
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Contemplate Your Navel.
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Welp, that about raps it up for this issue of TLS. If anyone is interested
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in writing for TLS on just about any subject please leave mail to either Hegz
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or Myself on The Syndicate. Have a good one and party on!
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The Lawless Society
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-Flammable Fuzzball
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