40 lines
1.6 KiB
Plaintext
40 lines
1.6 KiB
Plaintext
Welcome to the twenty second installment of THO, here's the third of our
|
|
series of Modern Day Fables. Hope you enjoy.
|
|
|
|
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=++=+=+=+=+=+=+
|
|
|
|
THO #22
|
|
Modern Day Fables III
|
|
by Thanatos
|
|
|
|
|
|
This is a story about a guy named John. John was short and paralyzed,
|
|
and had this lid that lifted up on his lap. Everyone liked John. They were
|
|
always giving him yummy gifts.
|
|
|
|
One day, a man put so much wrapping paper on the gift that he gave
|
|
John that John decided that he would give some of the gift that he received
|
|
back to the man with plenty of water to show his appreciation. But did
|
|
this man show his gratitude for John's gift? No! He stuck a big stick with
|
|
a rubber part on the end down John's throat!
|
|
|
|
This hurt John both emotionally and physically. He decided that he would
|
|
get even. John started sucking very quickly, and swallowed the man's arm.
|
|
He kept slurping until there was nothing left of the man but the wrapping
|
|
paper that John had given back to him.
|
|
|
|
|
|
MORAL: If you're rude to people who give you gifts, all of your
|
|
efforts will be washed down the drain.
|
|
|
|
YOUR FORTUNE: Don't look a gift toilet in the mouth.
|
|
|
|
LEGEND: Wrapping Paper = Toilet Paper
|
|
John = Toilet
|
|
Gifts = Pee-Pee and Poo-Poo
|
|
Stick With Rubber = Bathroom Plunger
|
|
|
|
Duncan - Edit away; I don't know if the LEGEND should go there; you'd
|
|
hafta be pretty stoopid not to get this (after the first few
|
|
hints, that is). :) -Mike
|