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ÛßßßßÛÛßßßßÛ ÞÛ ÛÝ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ
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ÛÛ ÞÞ ÝÝ Ûß ßÛ
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ÛÛ ÞÞÜÜÜÝÝ ÞÛ ÛÝ
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ÛÛ ÞÞßßßÝÝ ÞÛ ÛÝ
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ÛÛ ÞÞ ÝÝ ÛÜ ÜÛ
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ÛÛ ÞÛ ÛÝ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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°°±±²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ²±±°°
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°°±±²ÛÛÛÛ M O T H E R 6 9 ÛÛÛÛ²±±°°
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°°±±²ÛÛÛÛ J A V A M A N ÛÛÛÛ²±±°°
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°°±±²ÛÛÛÛ & Friends ÛÛÛÛ²±±°°
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°°±±²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ²±±°°
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The Hidden Obvious
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Disclaimer: I hereby state that I, Java Man, Did write this T-file
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and used someone else's program to convert this to a com
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file. i'm not sure who's it is but who ever it is
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Thank you.
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===Reality Check===
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Well, Text file 3 from our demented minds, hmm about time we start
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talking about some hidden obviousness here, nuff about us (even though I
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didn't say a word about me, id figure what you think of me from knowing me
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under a different name and reading these t-files is good enough) A friend of
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mine under the name of, lets call him Necrobeastiality, any way he told me
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this story and I thought it was enough to do a pretty interesting file on.
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===Story time===
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It all started a few months ago when he and his g-friend broke up the
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day after their one year anniversary. He had a few friends who were known
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for selling illegal substances, they also had a knack for picking up
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speakers from people he new from, lets just call it laywood.
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NecroBeastiality often went to his friends house and came out with
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unidentifiable black boxes for the soul purpose of fixing them. People who
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saw this thought he was carrying suitcases filled with other stuff. Now in
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his school, people have no care for lives other then their own, Rumors ARE
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their lives. Don't get me wrong, he IS friends with almost every person
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that goes there and his Psychotic demeanor gets the fear and respect of
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everyone else, its just in this school, there is no honor or chivalry of the
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human code there. Everyone is nice to everyone, except when their not
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around. All except necrobeastiality's close friends thought he was a drug
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dealer, which soon got to the school facility. In all of his classes his
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teachers treated him as a non student, he was no longer respected by his
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teachers, when he slept in class (as he usually did) teachers would flip
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through their little books named "How To Tell If A Student Is On Drugs" just
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looking for reasons to get him thrown out. ==heres where THO comes into
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play== in his FIRST period class, Physics, around 7:30 in the morning! he
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was sleeping as he usually does, His teacher woke him in class and told him
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to go to the nurse and wrote him a pass.....along with a note for the nurse
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it read " (Necrobeastiality) sleeps COMFORTABLY and CONSTANTLY in class"
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so there he went. clocked in, then clocked out, went to his car in the
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parking lot and slept in his car....with a cigarette, he's not stupid.
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then went back to school. Later that day he went to the oral surgeon to
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have a wisdom tooth taken out. he said it hurt like a bitch, but they gave
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him some Vicadal and Percasite (sp?) either way he said they were GOOD pain
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killers, Morphine based synthetic codeine. VERY LEGAL I also must add. The
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next day in school he went to physics again, then went to his locker. He
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came back to class and his teacher wanted a late pass. he said "oh well,
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i'm gonna grab some breakfast, we'll try this again tomorrow, ok?"
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The next day he went to school, and in his English class there was a
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phone call from the office. well necrobeastiality knew it was fer him (he
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was flying at this point from the pain killers) and went to the office. The
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funny guy with the old-man-plaid-golfing pants told him <ahem>
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P=principal N=necrobeastiality
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P> "well you skipped a day of school, so im going to have to Suspend
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you till we get a parental conference.
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N> "So yer saying i dont have to come to school tomorrow because i
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didn't come yesterday"
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P> "Its not like that, we have reason to believe you might be on drugs
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and we have to perform a total drug analysis on you."
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N> "I have to take a Piss test for missing school?!?!"
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P> "You have to take a 'Urine Analysis' because one of your teachers
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recommended it"
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N> "fine what ever, all you're going to pick up is my prescription
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drugs which are legal"
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P> "Well just so you know it will check on over 40 different drugs so
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anything will show. now, You MUST finish this day of school, your not
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suspended today, ill check up on you, now you behave ok?"
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with that he stormed out then went to lunch, fer the rest of the day. He
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took a few days of R/R then went back to school, besides the fact of people
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he didnt know asking him how much he had to pay in bail money, asking him
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why he got arrested for beating the shit out of someone that said something
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about his ex-girlfriend(which never happened) he had a fairly shitty day.
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so when the principal called him down he said he wouldnt be able to drug
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test him for a few weeks with the commings of new drug evaluation rules as
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of November 1st. he relaxed and sat back, poping his painkillers according
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to his prescription, then the next day the school drug council called him
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down to "Talk about his Problem"======== THO conversation of the month===
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<ahem>
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C=counsiler N=necrobeastility
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C> "So <enter name here>, i hear you are having problems in school,
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but my job is NOT to bust you, anything you say to me is confidential,
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i have degrees in counciling and administration, but im not an
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administrator, i cant bust you. im hear to help"
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N> "i have no problems"
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C> "i know you have no problems, my job is to figure out why you have
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problems in school, weather their drug related, family related or even
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relationship related. ill help>
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N> "i have only been taking prescription pain killers for my wisdom
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tooth"
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C> "GOOD, YOU realize you have a problem, now what are you going to
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do about it so it doesn't interrupt with your schooling?"
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N> "I have a problem? actually I do, My fucking jaw hurts from
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where the yanked out my god damn tooth, then stapled me up, of course
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i have a fricking problem, and the only way im going to keep it from
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interfering with my school work is to stay on these things till they
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run out, they work great. By the way who recommended me for a drug
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evaluation any way?"
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C> "I sense some hostility, lets pick up on this some other time, I
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think we did some good work here today."
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N> "Who recommended me to a drug evaluation!?"
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C> "i just got your slip today, the principal said that When your
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father came in to talk this morning, that your father set you up for
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this"
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N> "Thats BULLSHIT! my father would never, he knows me. The Principal
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told me i had to do this the day i was suspended!"
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C> "Well thats what the school board says, thats all i know, sorry"
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Typical shrink, turned everything he said into a confession, analyzed every
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word, if he said "bless you" if he sneezed the shrink would think he has a
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bad Attitude due to his lack of religion because he didnt say "GOD bless
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you" real dick i must say. after a week of agony from his peers, teacher,
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counselors, principal, and parents, he got his results back, Took the piss
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test ON MORPHINE PAIN KILLERS, bout 1350mgs worth, great stuff, and it DIDNT
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SHOW UP!! so he went to everyone and showed it to them, carried it to each
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class and announced when he came in. "EVERYTHING CAME UP NEGATIVE, I'M
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CLEAN" now everyone askes him what he used to get it out of his
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system.<.....sigh.....>
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============================================================================
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Thats about all for this file,
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THO one liner: "I think my butt is ticklish, every time i fart, i laugh"
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ps. who figured out that Necrobeastiality was me?
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Industrialize and Materialize my friend for No Hope=No Fear
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Later dayz
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Java Man
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he idden bvious
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Mother 69
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Java man
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& friends |