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Thinking Magazine (TM) Issue #1 12-25-91
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Copyright 1991 by Marc Perkel - All Rights Reserved
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Editor Marc Perkel
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Computer Tyme
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411 North Sherman, Suite 300
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Springfield MO. 65802
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417-866-1222 voice
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417-866-0135 fax
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76505,1120 CIS
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Thinking Magazine is a Trade Mark of Marc Perkel
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Thinking Magazine is a BBS distributed publication. Any BBS may carry
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this magazine under the following conditions:
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1) That it be published in unaltered complete form. No corrections,
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additions or deletions.
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2) No fee is charged to access it over your regular access charges.
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3) That unless I personally upload it to your system that I be
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granted a no charge access account on your system upon request.
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4) That it be published electronically and not in any other form
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unless you have my written permission.
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Contacting US:
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If you write me a letter, I reserve the right to publish it unless you
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specifically ask that it not be published. If you don't want it
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published you better say so.
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About Donations:
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If you want to send me money feel free to do so. I am not a tax exempt
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organization. Any money I receive is considered a gift and will be
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reported on my taxes as such. Although at this point I'm not looking at
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this as a major source of income, I have a 13 year old daughter
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(princess type) who wants to go shopping.
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Why Thinking Magazine?
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Thinking magazine is a collection of my ideas and views of reality as I
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see it. I am totally frustrated with the general stupidity of society
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and as a way of relieving my frustrations I have decided to publish my
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views. My views are not always correct, but I do guarantee them to be
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well thought out and interesting. My purpose is to provide you, the
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reader, with information that will stimulate you intellectually whether
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or not you agree with me.
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This publication is dedicated to those readers who are thinkers. That is
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why I have decided to distribute this electronically. The minimum IQ
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test here is that you have a computer and a modem and you are a sharp
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enough user to download a file and read it.
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About the author:
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I'm Marc Perkel, president and owner of a small software company in
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Springfield Missouri specializing in network utility software. I'm best
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described as a Propeller Head with a Hippy background for those of you
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who are into categorizations. I have a high school education (1973) and
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am a graduate of "The School of Hard Knocks". My grammer and spelling
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are not always perfect but so what.
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I'm also the "genius" type. Why do I call myself that? Because I've
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always been considered smart ever since I can remember. I also do very
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well with logic problems. But most of all I figure I'm smart because
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people pay me to think. If people paid me to fix cars, then I would
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consider myself an auto mechanic. Since people pay me to think, I must
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be a genius. Does this make sense?
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About Reality ....
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Since this magazine is about reality I guess I should talk about what
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reality is. You hear about "My" reality and "Your" reality and
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"Absolute" reality. I hope to deal with all of these issues but I tend
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to me most interested in absolute reality and the methods of correctly
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perceiving it and getting past all the illusions that get in the way of
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this perception. In fact, I might say that reality is a hobby of mine.
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So what do I mean when I talk about correctly perceiving reality and the
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illusions that block this perception? Doesn't everyone see absolute
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reality the same way? NO! I find it amazing the illusions people buy
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into that are popular beliefs but obviously are not true.
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As an example of illusion vs. reality, take for instance, today is
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Christmas. Christmas, I'm taught, celebrates the birth of Christ. So
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what does this mean? To me this says that Jesus was born on December 25,
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in the year 0000. Do I believe this? NO! But a serious percentage of the
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population does.
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So who is right? Lets assume that the issue of the birth of Christ is
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covered by absolute reality and not personal reality. In other words,
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what ever the truth is, it is the same for truth everyone. Logically
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there are 4 possibilities.
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1) We are both right.
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2) We are both wrong.
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3) I am right and they are wrong.
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4) They are right and I am wrong.
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Assuming that the birth of Christ either did or did not occur on
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12-25-0000 then we can eliminate #1 and #2. That leaves #3 and #4.
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So what do I base my opinion on? What make me right and millions of
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people wrong? Lets look at the facts and see how I came to the
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conclusion I did.
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First of all there's the Bible. This is considered the leading source of
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information on the subject. What does it say? Well, and you can look for
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yourself, but I don't see any indication of a December 25th date in
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there. In fact, there is information in the old testament that indicates
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there was a holiday called "Yule" that involved decorating of trees and
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exchanging gifts and such that indicated that there was "Christmas"
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before Christ.
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When I question experts on the subject, (preachers) the majority of them
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admit that they themselves do not believe that Christ was born on that
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specific date or even necessarily in the year 0000.
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I therefore conclude that based on this information and a lack of any
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evidence whatsoever that Christ was born on that date that (#3) I am
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right and they are wrong.
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So what does this mean? Does this absolutely prove it? NO! I may still
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be wrong. There may be information about the subject that I am not aware
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of that proves Christ was born on 12-25-0000. But in forming a
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conclusion, I have weighed the evidence at hand against the possibility
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of missing information and can say with "reasonable assuredness" that
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Christ was NOT born on 12-25-0000.
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Lets assume for arguments sake that I am indeed right about this. So if
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this is so obvious to me, then why are there millions of people that
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believe that Christ WAS born on 12-25-0000? I think that the reason is
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that most people don't think. People sponge up information without doing
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any significant filtering to determine if the information they are
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exposed to is accurate or not.
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And that is what I consider so frustrating and compels me to publish
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this magazine. Wake up people! Put your thinking caps on! Don't just
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believe it! THINK ABOUT IT! Don't take my word for anything either. I
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expect that you mull over every word I write and scrutinize it as if I
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were some Commie trying to lie to America. (Although it seems that
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Commies are getting kind of rare these days.)
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I want to state also here that I consider myself "open minded". If
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anyone out there can send me evidence that Christ was indeed born on
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12-25-0000 I will be more than happy to reexamine my conclusion.
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Response is invited.
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Being Open Minded ....
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So what does this phrase "Open Minded" really mean? Lets attempt to
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answer this question and understand the question itself. I see three
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possibilities here:
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1) I am open minded.
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2) I an not open minded.
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3) The question of "open mindedness" is a relative issue and can only
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be answered in degree of open mindedness in relation to other known
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constants.
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To be absolutely open minded, in my view, means that I weigh all
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evidence and am subject to changing my mind on absolutely everything
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when presented sufficient evidence to do so. I am not that accomplished
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intellectually and it is my belief that no one is that accomplished, thus
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#1 is out.
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Looking at #2 which implies to me a person who's mind is so closed that
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they wouldn't consider changing their mind on anything regardless of
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the evidence. Although I've seen people close to this level I believe
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that there exists no one who is absolutely closed minded.
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If we assume that I am correct in that there are the above 3
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possibilities, (and I may be wrong about that) and assuming that I am
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correct in eliminating possibilities #1 and #2, then by process of
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elimination, possibility #3 must be correct.
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Now this seems like a lot of talking just to tell you what you obviously
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know already. I'm not trying to be long winded and boring. What I'm
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trying to do here is establish intellectual discipline. I believe that
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this level of discipline is required as a tool to separate truth from
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illusion.
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If you have a belief about something I think you should put it to the
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test of logic. If it fail the test of logic then you should ask yourself
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if there are any overriding factors that causes you to maintain your
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belief in spite of reason.
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Having established for the most part that open mindedness is relative
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one has to ask is it desirable? Should I strive to become more or less
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open minded? That is up to you of course. This is a "free country" (in
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theory) and you have the right to choose to be as open minded or closed
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minded as you want.
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I have chosen to pursue the path of the open mind and that is what this
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magazine is about. If you have chosen the opposite path then that is
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your right. But you might not appreciate this publication as much as you
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would if you were pursuing an open minded position.
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Having said I have chosen the path of pursuing open mindedness, what
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does this really mean. If I were to ask all of you readers, "Do you
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consider yourself open minded?", I think the majority of you would
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answer, "Yes".
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But how do I know that I really am open minded and not that I just
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believe that I am? How do I objectively measure this? Under what
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situations am I open minded? Under what situations am I not open minded?
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And to what degree am I open minded?
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By definition, (my definition) open mindedness implies the ability to
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assimilate new information, test it's reliability, and use it to form
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new conclusions. I think it can be assumed that in the normal course of
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learning that one is exposed to a vast amount of information. Much of
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this information is wrong. One also forms conclusions about this
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information some of which is wrong. Often the wrong conclusion is formed
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from lack of complete information. Sometimes the wrong conclusion is
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formed because of personal emotional barriers that cause one to see
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reality in a way other than it is.
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I assume that we all have the above factors to deal with and therefore
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have a certain percentage of our opinions that are in error. The pursuit
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of the "Truth" involves reexamining these conclusions based on new more
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accurate (hopefully) information and weeding out the errors. We also
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need to be assessing how accurate our perception is and what emotional
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factors are present that influence our perception.
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Therefore let us count the times we have "jumped the fence" on basic
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beliefs as a way of measuring our commitment to the pursuit of truth.
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How often do we find ourselves changing our minds on issues we believe
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in. Do we vote for the Republican or the Democrat? Do we vote for the
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tax increase? How did we used to vote? Am I still the same denomination
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as I was raised as a kid? How do I relate to Cigarettes, Alcohol, and
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Drugs and how has that changed over the years? Is president Bush doing a
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good job? I'm I for or against Abortion? Nuclear Power? The Bomb? The
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Population Explosion? The Environment? Violence on TV? How do I fell
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about the role of Blacks in society? How about Welfare? What makes Steve
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Martin "funny"? Do I believe in Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, Jesus
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Christ, Reincarnation, Heaven and Hell, Life on other Planets, Buddha,
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Moses, the Bible? How many of these items have you changed your mind on
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in your lifetime?
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If you answer that you have changed your mind a lot on these issues then
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we might conclude one or more of the following:
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1) You are open minded and are actively seeking true perception.
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2) You are stupid and impressionable and believe anything anyone tells
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you.
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On the other hand, if you have not changed your mind on a significant
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amount of the above issues then perhaps we could conclude one or more of
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the following:
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1) You are incredibly smart and are nearly always right the first time.
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2) You are closed minded and believe whatever suits you.
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So at this point it is my opinion that if you are open minded then the
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concepts of objectively testing if you are truly open minded should be
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very interesting to you. Another aspect of accurate perception is the
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ability to assess if you have emotional influences that are blocking
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you. Let me explain this with the following example:
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A friend of yours is in love with a lady. The relationship has lasted a
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while and your friend describes her as the most beautiful loving
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creature that has ever graced the face of the Earth.
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Then one day he shows up downtrodden and announces that he has split up
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with her. He now explains that he has discovered the "real" her and that
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this woman is pure scum. She is the lowest snake that has ever slithered
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into his life. He explains "what happened" in graphic gory detail. Since
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by now you are friends with her to you call her up. She to has changed
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her perception of him and describes a series of events that barely sound
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at all like the same event he was describing.
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So at this point you have to seriously question the accuracy of these
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individuals perceptions of reality. You can assume that both of them
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were wrong in their perception either before the event or after. And to
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a varying degree that one or both were wrong in how they perceived the
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event that caused the change. It is obvious from events like this that
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emotions can obscure ones perception of reality.
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Now think back to the last relationship that you had that ended in a
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less than glorious manner. Remember how this angel transfigured herself
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into a devil and how your perception of that person changed. You may
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also recall, if it has been some years ago, that not she was not quite
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so bad as you once thought and you can now see where you could have done
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things differently.
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Isn't it interesting to look back at how you perceived this person
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before and after the breakup? And isn't it interesting to compare that
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perception to how you see her now? Of course back then you can see that
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you were operating under emotional illusion which clouded your
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perception of reality. But now you have gotten past that and can see her
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for what she really is. Now you are past the emotional baggage. Now you
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have clear perception of the events. Right? HOW DO YOU KNOW?
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The interesting point to understand here is that if you think that it is
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likely that your perception of this relationship will change over the
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next few years then you have to assume that part of your current
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perception is wrong. This is an interesting assumption to make.
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Likewise, if you have noticed in the past that just after breaking up
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with someone that your viewpoint always changes, is it not logical to
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assume that if you have just terminated a relationship that your
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perception of reality is wrong?
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This is an interesting position to take where you realize that given all
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the facts you come to a conclusion, but you realize that your conclusion
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is going to be the wrong conclusion. What do you do? Often we are taught
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to "trust our feelings", but if we trust our feelings we would never be
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able to enjoy rides at carnivals because our feelings tell us we're
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going to die.
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Thus, another point to remember in being open minded is to try to assess
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your conclusions in relation to how accurate your judgement is. It is
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not uncommon for me to come to a conclusion knowing that it is more
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likely I am wrong than that I am right.
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The Diversity of Opinion ....
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Someone once told me that opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one.
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I have found this to be true (about opinions that is). I would have
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thought that among intelligent people that given the same facts that the
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majority of these people would come to the same conclusion. In fact, it
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seems they don't. On just about any issue there are very smart people on
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both sides. I personally find this amazing.
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Given that the facts of many of these issues are constant, we can only
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assume that even among intelligent people that we reach conclusions based
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on factors other that reason and logic. This means that we as humans are
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primarily emotional beings rather than reasonable beings and that the
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forces of illusion are greater than the forces of reason. I believe that
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if this were not true, that there would be more agreement among
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intelligent people about the controversial issues that we face.
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Having made that statement, and realizing that I too am human, I can not
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assume that I am a logical person and that my reasoning is clouded with
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emotional limitations. In fact the evidence would suggest that unless I
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have some other reason to believe that my perception is more accurate
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than that of other intellectuals that my own accuracy of perception
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should be seriously questioned.
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So how I know if I am right or am just fooling myself. I think the
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answer lies in learning the disciplines of logic and perception and
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developing methods of testing your conclusions against absolute reality.
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As I see it, unless one maintains an active mental discipline for testing
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ones conclusions, then one must assume ones own opinions are highly
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inaccurate.
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So now that I have laid the groundwork here lets take on a real issue
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that is emotional and controversial and we'll just jump right in and see
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where it goes. This is one of my favorite subjects and the thing that I
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consider one of the most important issues facing humanity.
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The Population Explosion ....
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Lets just start out with a hot topic that everyone enjoys, Sex and
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Reproduction. I'm sure to generate a lot of hot controversy here. But as
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the name implies "Thinking Magazine" the goal is to get you thinking. So
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whether you agree with me or disagree, you are going to think about it.
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And, if we can find ways to test these theories against absolute
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reality, the perhaps we can come to some absolute conclusions.
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Lets start by defining the problem. The population of the earth tends to
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increase logarithmically. Although various factors like birth control
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technology have slowed the "doubling rate", population still continues
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to climb.
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I make the assumption that there is a limit as to how many people the
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earth can support. And, according to the rules of mathematics, if the
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population continues to increase, then eventually we will hit that
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number.
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Now it doesn't really matter for this discussion what that number is.
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The point is that there is a number and if we don't come up with a
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solution before we get to that number then terrible things are going to
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happen.
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So we therefor have to come up with a solution that gets us to 0
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population growth or negative population growth. I personally think that
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a global population of 1 to 2 billion is right for this planet to have a
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high quality of life available for every individual. That way the whole
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world can "Live like Americans".
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So how do we do this? I talked about this subject with a congressman I
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know who said, "If we could just get people to stop Fucking we could
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solve a lot of these problems. <grin>" Well realistically are we going
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to get people to stop fucking? I doubt it. So lets look at the list of
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other solutions.
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1) We could do nothing and let "natural" population control kick in.
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What do I mean by "natural" population control. This is where nature
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sets the limits on population by means of famine, disease, and war. If
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we look at overpopulated places in the world today we can get a glimpse
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of what that might be like. All you have to do is look at Africa and
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Bengladesh to preview natural population control.
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2) We can put a massive effort into birth control technology and
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distribution of this technology to where it is most needed. This would
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include education and cultural changes to get people to use it
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correctly.
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3) We as a society could promote either voluntary or forced mass
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sterilization. This raises a number of ethical issues which we need to
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look at. China, who has solved their population growth problem, has used
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this method. In fact it is perhaps fortunate for them that they are a
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Communist country because such a plan wouldn't have worked in a
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democracy like India.
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4) We can make abortion legal and available to all. The theory here
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being that if we are going to reduce reproduction, lets start with those
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who do not want to reproduce.
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So some of these suggestions would actually limit population but have a
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few obstacles in the way. If we are to implement the solution then we
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have to address the obstacles and figure out a practical method to get
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it started.
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The first obstacle that comes to mind is the Church. The theory is that
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sex is immoral and that birth control takes the fear and punishment
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factor out of sex.
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I think the church is wrong. Citing absolute reality I have observed
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that every living being all the way down to plant life wants to screw
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something. Life itself flies in the face of church belief. We also see
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in nature what the effects of overpopulation is and we as intelligent
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beings have the opportunity to avoid this kind of natural disaster.
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The church is motivated to propagate this illusion because between
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controlling sex, sin, guilt, fear, and death the church has a tool to
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get your money into their pockets. Thus there is a motivational factor
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that you have to apply to what they do what they do.
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We in America have an interesting population problem. Our problem is
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about who is reproducing. Here we have responsible middle class working
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people who can't afford to have kids because they are taxed to death to
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support the lower class to breed like flies. So what can we do about
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this? Do we cut off the welfare and let the kids starve? Do we let them
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breed and wait for society to collapse as the number of dependent people
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exceed the capacity of producing people to take care of them?
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One of the moral questions here is who gets to breed. I for one am tired
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of funding other peoples children at the expense of my own. The welfare
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system is such that it provides incentives for people who can't afford
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children to have them and forces me to pay for them. I think everyone
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should have the right to have children if they pay for them. But if I'm
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the one supporting them then I should have a say so.
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One thing we can do is that we can offer a cash bonus to anyone who
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wants to be sterilized. The plan would be free to anyone who wishes
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sterilization and a $2000 cash incentive for a person with 2 kids and
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$1000 a kid after that. Thus someone with 6 kids can get $6000.
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The idea here is that it will cost the government a whole lot more than
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$6000 if this person has even 1 more kid. A person with 6 kids is less
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likely to produce a quality upbringing that those with fewer kids. Thus
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we save money and produce fewer kids in better environments.
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And since it is a voluntary method and is offered to everyone then it is
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fair and should be compatible with the goals of democratic society. But
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will the government do it? I doubt it. So here's an alternative plan.
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I wonder if it would be possible to form a tax deductible not for profit
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organization that would be able to provide these incentives. This way
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money can be routed from tax dollars and channeled privately without the
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government having to deal with it politically. I'd be interested in
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contacting people who want to make this happen.
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One example we could look at as far as population control goes is how
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and why we control the population of cats and dogs in cities. The basic
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concept here is that we as a society promote the neutering of animals
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because what we want is a few quality pets in good loving homes. We
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don't want homeless pets that are starving and forming packs and
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attacking people and spreading disease.
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As a society we want people to have warm loving homes like we do for our
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pets. We do not have the option of destroying the homeless people or
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forcably hauling them to the doctor to be neutered. But in many ways I'd
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like to see the way we treat people elevated to at least the level we
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provide for our pets.
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Lets jump right into the abortion question. I'll let you know up front
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that I am not only pro choice but pro abortion. I feel that if you don't
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want to be pregnant then get it terminated. I don't want to pay to raise
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your unwanted kid or have your unwanted kid go to school with my wanted
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kid. Lets raise the standard of society to be only wanted kids.
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But you say "Abortion is murder!". I'll argue that on several points. I
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for one don't draw the line that life begins at conception. One cell is
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not a human being. One could argue that every unfertilized egg cell or
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sperm cell is a potential human being and masturbating is murder.
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Lets take it a step further. If it is murder, so what! We as a society
|
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tolerate a wide variety of murder. For instance, a utility company turn
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off the utilities of old people who can't pay their bills and the old
|
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person freezes to death. It happens, here in America. And the utility
|
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isn't prosecuted for it. It is OK to kill someone in self defense.
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Capital punishment is legal in many states. We allow women and children
|
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to freeze to death on the streets of our cities. So don't feed me "it's
|
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murder" crap.
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There are a lot of you who will disagree with me on these views and you
|
||
can do so all you want. If you respond I request that you provide an
|
||
alternative solution that is feasible and has a chance of working. I
|
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will not take you seriously without you presenting an alternative plan.
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Pet Peeve of the Week ....
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|
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Woke up last Sunday morning to a ringing phone. I thought "this better
|
||
be important!". I'm greated by a computer telling me that I just won a
|
||
trip to the Bermuda Triangle (or somewhere) and just call this 900
|
||
number to claim my prize.
|
||
|
||
There has got to be a way to stop these bastards! Normally when you get
|
||
annoying calls you can ask the person to stop calling. If they don't
|
||
then you can call the phone company / police and make them stop.
|
||
|
||
But with a computer you can't tell them anything. You don't know who is
|
||
calling. But my rights are being violated here by the phone company and
|
||
I can't do anything about it, or can I?
|
||
|
||
I'm looking for a lawyer, who hates being woken up on Sunday mornings by
|
||
computers, to start a class action suit against Southwestern Bell and
|
||
other phone companies. What I want is that a judge order phone companies
|
||
to create a list of people who do not want to receive automated calls.
|
||
It would then be mandatory for those who own such machines to get the
|
||
list from the phone company and program their computers to avoid these
|
||
phone numbers.
|
||
|
||
I think it should also be mandatory that automated messages must include
|
||
information as to who to call to get on such a list. So, if you're in
|
||
the mood to get even, let me know. I want to DO something.
|
||
|
||
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|
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|
||
News Bytes ....
|
||
|
||
Did you ever wonder if William Kennedy Smiths real middle name is
|
||
Kennedy? Before he was accused of rape was he ever called William
|
||
Kennedy Smith, or was he just Billy? Anyhow, I'm glad it's over. I think
|
||
it speaks very low of Americans to watch such stupidity.
|
||
|
||
Talk about stupid questions. At the trial they asked Senator Kennedy if
|
||
he heard anyone screeming. Like he's really going to answer "Yes"?
|
||
|
||
Gorby resigned today. I wouldn't have resigned if I were him. When asked
|
||
to resign I would have said, "Resign from what?" I think Gorby is the
|
||
man of the century and I wish him the best of luck.
|
||
|
||
An interesting question. Why should Russia get the Soviet Unions seat on
|
||
the UN security council? Why not Germany or Japan. They are more "world
|
||
players" these days than Russia. I think the issue should be brought up.
|
||
|
||
How would you like to be Fedal Castro right now? Must be kind of lonely
|
||
there in the last stronghold of communism. If I were him I'd merge with
|
||
Haiti and apply for statehood so he can get on welfare.
|
||
|
||
The democrats want to buy our votes by giving us a one time tax credit
|
||
during this election year in conjunction with a tax increase for the
|
||
rich. And we are supposed to believe this is a tax cut. I really get
|
||
offended when they think we are that stupid.
|
||
|
||
On the other side of the isle we have George Bush trying to artificially
|
||
pump up the economy for next years run for the white house. Going to try
|
||
to convince us not to worry about "that resession thing". Good to know
|
||
he's got Dan Quayle to back him up in case anything should happen.
|
||
|
||
Remember when Bush had his little heart flutter and was hospitalized?
|
||
They showed Dan on the news and he was grinning from ear to ear. Sent
|
||
chills down my spine.
|
||
|
||
I'm an avid Star Trek fan, but the lastest Trek at the movies was a
|
||
disaster. Not quite as bad as the last one but if you go see this movie
|
||
I'd go with low expectations. That way you might not be as dissapointed
|
||
as I was.
|
||
|
||
CNN last week had one of the stupidest news pieces I have ever seen.
|
||
They were promoting the idea that cows bealching was contributing to
|
||
global warming. I can't believe their editors are that dumb.
|
||
|
||
In 1988 both Pat Robberson and Jesse Jackson ran for president claiming
|
||
that they were endorsed by GOD. I guess that since GOD didn't do so well
|
||
in 1988 that he decided not to run anyone in 1992. I suppose we are on
|
||
our own this time.
|
||
|
||
=============================================================
|
||
|
||
In celebration of the 200 aniversity of the bill of rights I am
|
||
including them here. For those of you who don't know them, here they
|
||
are. Don't let them be taken away from us.
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
Amendment I
|
||
|
||
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or
|
||
prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of
|
||
speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to
|
||
assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
|
||
|
||
|
||
Amendment II
|
||
|
||
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free
|
||
State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be
|
||
infringed.
|
||
|
||
|
||
Amendment III
|
||
|
||
No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without
|
||
the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be
|
||
prescribed by law.
|
||
|
||
|
||
Amendment IV
|
||
|
||
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers
|
||
and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be
|
||
violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause,
|
||
supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place
|
||
to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
|
||
|
||
|
||
Amendment V
|
||
|
||
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous
|
||
crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in
|
||
cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in
|
||
actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be
|
||
subject to the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb;
|
||
nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against
|
||
himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due
|
||
process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use
|
||
without just compensation.
|
||
|
||
|
||
Amendment VI
|
||
|
||
In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a
|
||
speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district
|
||
wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have
|
||
been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and
|
||
cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against
|
||
him; to have compulsory process for obtaining Witnesses in his favor,
|
||
and to have the assistance of counsel for his defence.
|
||
|
||
|
||
Amendment VII
|
||
|
||
In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed
|
||
twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no
|
||
fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any Court of the
|
||
United States, than according to the rules of common law.
|
||
|
||
|
||
Amendment VIII
|
||
|
||
Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor
|
||
cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.
|
||
|
||
|
||
Amendment IX
|
||
|
||
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be
|
||
construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
|
||
|
||
|
||
Amendment X
|
||
|
||
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor
|
||
prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively,
|
||
or to the people.
|
||
|
||
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|
||
|
||
In Conclusion ....
|
||
|
||
Well, we can't cover everything in one issue. There will be more! I plan
|
||
to cover a wide variety of issues in a frank and down to earth manner.
|
||
Whenever possible I plan to present not only problems, but solutions.
|
||
I'm not into writing a bitch only magazine. If I'm going to bitch, I
|
||
want to be able to present a solution that will work. (At least in
|
||
theory.)
|
||
|
||
Therefore, I would like those of you who write me to take a solution
|
||
oriented approach. I'm interested in finding solutions to real problems.
|
||
|
||
Some of the subjects that will be in upcomming issues include Politics,
|
||
Economy, Drugs, Education, Cigarettes, Welfare, Software Reviews,
|
||
Religion, Banking, and what makes society so stupid.
|
||
|
||
Since we are in a resession (depression) and no one seems to know what
|
||
to do to get out of it, in upcomming issues I will focus on real
|
||
solutions that will work if we can only get them implemented. So stay
|
||
tuned.
|
||
|
||
So whether or not Jesus was born on 12-25-0000 I wish you all a Merry
|
||
one and a happy 1992.
|
||
|
||
|
||
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