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| There Ain't No Justice |
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- Vanity, thy Name is Woman -
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by Tal Meta
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Ah, vanity. It is an attribute primarily associated with women, and this
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particular file will be a tribute to one woman's vanity. But before I begin,
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a bit of background is in order....
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Once upon a time, there was a female sysop who had what she herself called a
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"nasty rep". Sadly enough, this file isn't about how she got that "rep". No
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sir, its about some statements she made once upon a time in chat with a
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couple of people I know (people who save things, 'cuz you just never know
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what will come in handy, ya know?) and here are a few of the things she had
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to say about good 'ol TANJ....
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Ahhhh....then you may have read several of those Tanj files....I have only
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seen one but am looking for the rest as I was informed of some very serious,
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very sick, lies that were included in them....derf is someones name spelled
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in reverse.
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oh, cuz I was gonna ask you, if you still have those 14-15 files, if you
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would be a sweetie and upload them to me....I really want to see what exactly
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has been said about me personally
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sorry, I didn't mean it that way, but I need to know as much as I can right
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now. ...I need to know what these files and these people have said and are
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saying about me, if you can remember any of it at all
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damn....not your fault....see, I really NEED these files yesterday! I'd
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explain why if ya like, but its not that important
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--Well, why?
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because I can hard-copy them and file charges of Slander against a public
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figure
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--Slander is very difficult, if not impossible to prove though. I have
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--heard of many cases, and I have taken pre-law courses. One of the --hardest
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crimes to prove.
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True, but each of these files are traceable to one local -Tals bbs- as a
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point of origin, I talked with a friend of mine last night and he said it
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could be done quite easily
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Now, I'll admit, those statements were made quite awhile ago... and, of
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course, she's never tried taking me to court for slander or anything else.
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Whether this is because to prove slander you have to demostrate that the
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statements made against you were FALSE, or simply due to apathy on her part,
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i dunno. Maybe its because sysops hardly qualify as "public figures". But
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someone reminded me that at the time, I had said I was going to make a file
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called "Vanity, Thy name is Woman". So, times being a bit slow, I decided,
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why not? :)
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The deepest, darkest secret to the entire TANJ Conspiracy is that the lady in
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question is in fact in ALMOST EVERY FILE WE'VE EVER WRITTEN! It's an
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unwritten rule that anyone who wishes to submit a file must somewhere mention
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her. I'll even give her a file by file listing of exactly where and in what
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way she is being "slandered" in each and every file. I'm nothing if not
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helpfull, you see. :)
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<*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
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---TANJ.000 tanj writers guide
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The secret to this file is that it's CRC value, when fed into a gematria
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program, will reveal the "true name" of our female sysop. Honest! :)
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---TANJ.001 how to host a bust
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While not directly mentioned anywhere in this file, she is nevertheless there
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simply because her husband claims to have engineered my bust, no doubt to
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"silence" my viscious lies!
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---TANJ.002 words to live by
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The quotes beginning on lines 27, 89, 98, 102, 116, & 251 all could be
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construed as having something to do with our heroine. In fact, the one on 251
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was originally created in a post I made to her, when she was commenting on
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how wretched her life was. Go figure.
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---TANJ.003 the last mile
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She appears again in this file, as its about my brush with the law. As a
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curious aside, the very morning I left for the vacation mentioned in the
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file, my fiancee & I spotted them at a gas station at 4ish in the morning. We
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kept our heads low and got out quick! :)
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---TANJ.004 this ain't no sanfile / i hate banks
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We had fun with this one. Careful analysis of the file will reveal that each
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of the letters in her handle have been used EXACTLY 69 times.
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---TANJ.006 on the origins of derf
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Hey, she even gets her name mentioned outright in this one. What more do you
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want? :)
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---TANJ.007 at the end of my rope
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Another "brush with the law" file. If only her husband hadn't tried to take
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me out this way....
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---TANJ.009 blood lust 01: the awakening
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This file is mostly about blood, gore, and death. Bosch always liked gore &
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death, which is why our heroine is in EVERY scene. Even when Mordecai is
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alone, she's there. But she's never one of the victims. She's one of the
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knives. I'll leave it up to you to decide which one.
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---TANJ.011 blood lust 02: the consumation
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Bosch tells me that in this file, she's the OTHER knife.
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---TANJ.013 poems & memories
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I have quite a collection of poems the women in my life have written. In this
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file, there is a poem that shares a name in common with AB. Go read it, it's
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quite good. Come to think of it, I have a few of AB's poems about... I wonder
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if she'd mind? :)
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---TANJ.014 going crazy in the suburbs 01
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Read line 571. its right there. Go, do it now!
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---TANJ.015 terrible lies
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Since this file gives voice to derf, it also relates directly back on AB. In
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the eyes of the law, they are one. One what, is the question though.
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---TANJ.016 the abduction of a social geek
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Since all of the "evil people" who have supposedly spread lies about AB are
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mentioned in this file, she is here in spirit.
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---TANJ.018 the 69 laws of bbsing
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Its all in the title. We're evil.
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---TANJ.019 man of steel / woman of kleenex
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Since this file centers around sex... well, you get the picture.
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---TANJ.024 the night that changed my life
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Our heroine was in the Chinese restraunt (owned by Russians) at the
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mini-mall. Again, she's not directly mentioned, but you just KNOW she's in
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there, ya know?
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---TANJ.027 going crazy in the suburbs 03
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Read line 268, and wonder....
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---TANJ.034 stan the flying roach
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AB is in fact Mrs. Johnson, although none of the other members of the Johnson
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Clan are related to her in any way. its just one of those mysteries, you
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know?
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---TANJ.035 star white and the seven derfs
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Queen Pacifica. Need we say more?
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---TANJ.037 adjourned again, naturally...
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Its a legal TANJ, and we've already established the link...
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---TANJ.044 final mission
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In this file, AB appears as the grandmother in the final scene.
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---TANJ.048 aristarchus of shiran: 01
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All I'm going to say is.... AB is NOT Elissa. At all.
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---TANJ.058 how do you plead?
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It was Derf's faault... he says so. She was there, in the courtroom, but
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never mentioned. its the link.
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---TANJ.061 throckmorton of amber 01
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AB is personified by the third emerald to the left in the Dragon's lair, you
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know, the one that buried the nasties.
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---TANJ.062 not necessarily the evening news
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Mr. & Mrs. John Q Public indeed!
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---TANJ.065 rage of angels
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If the title doesn't give it all away, I don't know what possibly could.
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---TANJ.066 blood lust 03: the marriage
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Bosch tells me that in this file, AB is the third of the five musicians. And
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is not either of the knives in this story. Amazing, the subtlety of it all,
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yes?
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---TANJ.067 offramp to hell
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Remember the wall? Where the demons were working the humans? Look about
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10,354 people over to the left, and there she is, plain as day, a load of
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bricks on her sholder. She's also in the bar where Lennon was singling,
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relaxing after a hard day's night, but don;t ask me where, ok?
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---TANJ.069 vanity, thy name is woman
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Now, of course, this file is entirely about AB. Every last word. Every word
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the total, absolute truth. Hope you enjoyed it as much as we have. And AB, I
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really hope this helps your case. The thought of you wasting money on a
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lawyer to pursue this nonsense amuses me to no end. Life is, afterall,
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exactly like a box....
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