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Date: Mon, 7 Dec 92 13:34:57 PST
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Reply-To: <cocot@osc.versant.com>
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Message-ID: <surfpunk-0007@SURFPUNK.Technical.Journal>
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From: cocot@osc.versant.com (Doctor COCOT)
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To: surfpunk@osc.versant.com (SURFPUNK Technical Journal)
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Subject: [surfpunk-0007] GAME: "Waffle House" Drinking Game, alpha 1
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Keywords: surfpunk, waffle house, drinking game, secret service
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Californians don't know what Waffle House is. In fact, the closest
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Waffle House to San Francisco (that I've been able to find) is near
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Phoenix, Arizona, a good 2 day drive through the desert -- but worth it!
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-- Dr Cocot
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From: combee@prism.gatech.edu (Ben Combee)
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Subject: "Waffle House" Drinking Game, alpha 1
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Date: Mon, 7 Dec 92 0:02:10 EST
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Message-Id: <199212070502.AA24511@prism.gatech.edu>
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To: surfpunk@osc.osc.com (SurfPunk Technical Journal)
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After a trip to the Koffee Kettle a few weeks ago, I've had
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this idea in the back of my mind. I posted this to the git.humor
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newsgroup to get suggestions, but I think it's rather appros for
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the Surfpunk digest.
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Ben 'Why yes, that is a C quick reference t-shirt' Combee
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'Ello. In my ongoing humor projects, I've decided to create a Waffle
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House Drinking Game. As the game does revolve around Waffle House and
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its clones, the beverage of choice is coffee. So far, I've gotten two
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versions.
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1) Simple (especially popular at UGA)
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a) Go to Waffle House
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b) Order coffee
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c) Drink coffee
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d) Refill coffee cup
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e) Go to c
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Unfortunately the simple version doesn't have much depth, and winning
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seems a little difficult. Therefore, I've started a more complex version.
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2) Complex (good for imaginary evenings out)
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There are two parts to the COMPLEX WHDG. First, you must set the
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initial point target. Then you must try to drink cups of coffee
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to reach the target.
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To find the initial target, follow these rules.
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If you are in a true Waffle House, start at four points.
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If you are in a Waffle House clone like IHOP, Huddle House,
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Koffee Kettle, or Stuckey's, start at two points.
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For every local police officer in the resturant, add one point.
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For every state or federal police officer (FBI included), add
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two points.
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For every Secret Service agent, add three points.
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If your waitron is male, add two points.
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If the resturant has a view of an interstate highway, add a point
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for every one visible.
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If you are sitting at the bar, add one point.
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For every card game, add two points.
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(More rules to follow)
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After you have your initial target, you then must drink a number of
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cups of coffee to match the target on the following scale.
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Black coffee - one point
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Coffee with sugar - 2/3 point
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Coffee with cream - 2/3 point
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Coffee with sugar and cream - 1/2 point
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Hot Tea - 2/3 point
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Iced Tea - 1/3 point
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Carbonated beverage - 1/3 point
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Milk - 1/3 point
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Orange Juice - 1/2 point
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You may also add points to your score for the following events.
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Car pulls into the resturant parking lot - 1/3 point
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Shift change - 2 points
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Someone recieves a message over a portable radio - 1 point
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Waitron asks how long you are going to be here - 1 point
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Well, that's the game so far. Suggestions are requested. Thanks for
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beta testing the "Waffle House Drinking Game."
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BTW, if you want more drinking games, check out rec.humor where the
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Star Trek, Cheers, and VP Debate games have been posted. Also on
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anonymous ftp as syrinx.umd.edu in the mst3k/other directory is the
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Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Drinking Game, Version 1.1 as compiled
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by combee@prism.gatech.edu.
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