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/ | Sovereigns | \ As the shovel speaks unto the ground,
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/ | of | \
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/ | Bell | | \ Hands that cannot build must steal.
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/ /| | __________ | | \
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/ / | | / \| |_ With love to Ma Bell.
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/ / |__| / | \ \
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/__________ \ | \ | \ \
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/ \ | ||__\ \ Issue #10 By Dr. Strangelove
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/ \ | \ diary of paranoia
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\__________________/_________ /__________/
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i see you.
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i see you peeping under my door, watching my feet, watching my dog.
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Oh, yes, i know you hired my dog to do your dirty work, i can tell by
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the way he avoids my direct stare,
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he's guilty.
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i bought a gun.
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i saw you yesterday
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on my way to work. you
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were sitting in the large brown van parked illegally
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by the hot dog man.
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You were pretending to deliver packages.
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i know, also, that the lady at the seven-eleven on the corner
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of philips and markey
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poisoned my slushy for you.
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i could taste the belladonna, i spit
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it
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out
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and shot her.
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i know you bugged my apartment.
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i know you told my landlady about me,
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I see the way she looks at me
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when i go to pay the rent.
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i found the infrared motion detector you put in my toilet,
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how clever of you to disguise it as a ty-dee-bol chlorine block.
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you had the maintenance man replace my refrigerator with a ballistic
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missile.
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i can hear the timer ticking away inside.
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i know you came in once, on september 13, between 4:30 and 6:15, and
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rewired my toaster to send out electromagnetic pulses at a variable
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frequency of one-hundred fourteen and one hundred sixty five megahertz.
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i could feel it in my brain. So i threw it away.
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how clever of you to diguise yourself as a ups man.
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of course, you know i cannot let you live.
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| Sovereigns Of Bell Issue #10 |
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| Change your disk label to 31337! Mail Us At : |
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