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þ Mail.
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Screw it. I am so sick of the obvious lack of respect show for us in
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the mail we get that I am refusing to include any of it. Ok ok you
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caught me I have yet to get any mail lately that anywhere resembles
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having a pud subject about it. I have been to busy defending my faith
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in DV/X and virus writers and such on fidonet. But I swear I will get
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back to offending some VNET people soon.[3]
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þ Uchchch.
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Have you ever been offensive in public just to offend those around you?
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Well neither have I. Nor have I ever just sat and cracked on stupid-ass
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morons who were sitting right next to me. You know! the kind, you sit
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there calmly cracking on everthing about them and they fail to ever even
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get the slightest glimpse of what is really going on. Damn it that sucks.
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What fun is there in cracking on some fucking gimp when he doesn't even
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know what the hell is going on? None. So sometimes you have to sit and
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explain it to them, like, 'hey you fucking gimp I hate you'[2]. To which
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they usually giggle as thier insecurities take over...damn life sucks...
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þ A PuD TRIP to AT&T.
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The voyage had begun. What voyage? The most epic of trips that I and
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D. Saint had ever been on... I will recount the adventure as best I
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can remember...sometimes me memory gets clouded though...
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A saturday night. I'm still at home, so I call up Dig [Digital Saint]
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we decided it was more than high time to visit our local BellSouth and
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AT&T facilities again. So I go to get ready. Lott-da Squinky calls. Of
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course 'paying' for his call as he always does, I call up dig and me
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and Squinky talk about talking girl for a while. Dig somehow sits most
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patiently through this. After about 30 minutes Squinky has to go and I
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get in the 'bumpin' pumkin and head to dig's place. I pick him up it's
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still of course kinda early so we go and waste time for a while. Yhea!
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Gosh it was exciting. It wasn't really bad until Dig decided that he had
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to figure out how to steal talk packets right then...but finally it gets
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late enough for us to make our rounds. We head to our favorite place
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first for a quick stop by to say hello to the trucks. They were happy to
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see us. Then we head on to the infamous AT&T building. It's in the bad
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part of huntsvegas to begin with but if we had only know... So we cruise
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by twice and we figure it is k0c0ol to park in this used car lot that's
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about 100 yards away. My car seems to fit right in. We slowly crossed
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the gravel road eyeing our prey. A rather large B0B-wIrEd fence. Easy
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prey for us. Scanning we found a trash-can that would more than suit us
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for making the trip over so much easier. Swish! Over the fence we went
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heading straight towards this van. It was ours. The spoils of victory
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where savoring in my mouth. When it saw us. We didn't see it. Dig with
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a flash from his pocket pulls out a set of lock picks[true!] and begins
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working on the van. When I hear the pitter patter of little feet. Too
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bad for us they really weren't that little. The eyes of the beast became
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suddenly apparent as it rounded the corner heading straight at us. As
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Dig put it, 'ShIT tHaT's tHe BigGuSt D0g I EvEr DiD sEe!'. The chase was
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on. Running quickly to the fence we encountered the dogs nice little
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friend. Quick change of direction and they were both on our tails. That's
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when the security light came on...Lights everywhere. Barking. Loud, very
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loud sounds and then the unthinkable Dig pulled out his protection. A
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small gun, he opened fire on the dog blowing it's head to little small
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pieces while he muttered something about how it was miller time. Joining
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in the fray I pulled out some telephone chord on began to whip the shit
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out of the other smaller dog. They howled in pain. A guard came. And he
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came fast screaming, pulling some weapon, dig shot him, dead. He laughed.
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I now realized that it wasn't dig with me but some horrible unthinkable
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beast, Suicidal. I ran from his super-assembly self knowing full well how
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great a programmer he was when there was electricity at his house. I lept
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with a leap that only a non-ethnic white could and clambered over the top
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of the fence. Scrambling up from my fall I made it me car and was off...
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Not knowing what had happened to the vile beast that had masquaraded as
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the mighty and proud D. Saint. Of course there was a cover-up...no one
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except me and now you know this tale...
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þ Vulgar.
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PUD has been refered to as vulgar lately and sick. True pud has changed
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a little over the day, you have to remember the first issue was released
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in febuary. So not too old by any means we have however seemed to live
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through many things which kill other TFiLE groups. Stuff like the death
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of NO C0URiER. FrED's many arrests and well a general dis-intrest in pud
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from time to time. What makes pud so different? Well I will tell you. We
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are a bunch of stupid-lame moronic inside-joke punks. Were lame as shit
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and we don't really care...course I don't really care about anything...
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þ INC? Or is it TDT?
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INC may no longer be our focal cracking wArEz group. It is come to our
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attention that the little sissy members of TDT can suck a good dick. And
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well Hymie says there is nothing better in the morning than a good dick
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sucking so maybe we will let the members of TDT try to be in pud.
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þ Hi-BiT H0-DowN!
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People who use a lot of high bit character in thier aliases are c00l.
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No really they are. It's k_c0ol Even. No wait it's K-FuCKing SwiSs EliT3
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c0ol you fucking mooley. And would I lie?
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þ The BLT what happened?!?!?!
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Last seen at the local super great spiffy truck stop buying a clear
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pepsi, he has now offically been declared missing. After opening the
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clear pepsi and drinking it. The BLT discover something inside of his
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glass bottle, 37 hyperdermic syringes! With blood flowing from his
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mouth and obvious pain in his eyes he managed to make it to the pay
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phone to call the local hospital when an unmarked pepsi van, tag said
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'PePS1-007' stopped and two goofy looking freaks hopped out and picked
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up the blt and dragged him into the van. He hasn't been seen since...
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þ THE DTR.
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The PUD Desk Top Reference HAS BEEN released. Your just not elite if
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you don't have a copy yet. So fuck off you pathetic fucking social
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reject.
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þ Corruption.
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Squinky has corrupted us. Therefore we have decided to rename the
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TFiLE in his honor to Phrack. We think it is a wholesome family type
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name that is condusive to our particular writing styles. Thank you
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Squinky and may your mom always taste so sweet.[7]
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þ [MaF] ASCii's!
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[Mooga After a Fight with her Boyfriend.][4]
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þ Billy Idol is k-SwISs Elit3 c0ol!
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TV Fucking Sucks. No ifs ands ors about it. It just FUCKING SUCKS. There
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isn't enough redeeming shit on it to even get close to makeing up for
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how fucking vile it is. IT FUCKING SUCKS. No, no, this is a very strong
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emotion I have simply because TV FUCKING sucks. I hate NBC, ABC, CBC,
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and every other FUCKING network. You see Tv sucks. It sucks bad. I hate
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every thing about it. In fact I would go so far as to say it FUCKING
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SUCKS. So do you understand what I am saying? TV FUCKING SUCKS. I thought
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you did you fucking gimp now go watch some...
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þ Places to call.
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These are OFFICIAL PUD DIST sites. What does that mean? Um well nothing
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in fact it doesn't even mean they have any puds online. We just feel
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that these places embody the overall charm that is the Pizza Underground.
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Hi-Bit H0 DoWN 2400 0NLY (416)685-9517 Sysop: ZER0 THe HeR0[5]
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Project-X 300-14.4k (205)882-0894 Sysop: FRED.
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Caustic Contagion 300-14.4k (817)776-9564 Sysop: FReD.
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Hi-Bit H0 DoWN 2400 0NLY (416)685-9517 Sysop: ZER0 THe HeR0[5]
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Cybernetic Violence 2400-14.4k (514)426-9194 Sysop: FrED.
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Hi-Bit H0 DoWN 2400 0NLY (416)685-9517 Sysop: ZER0 THe HeR0[5]
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Obloid Sphere 300-14.4k (758)965-3098 Sysop: fRED.
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JoE's BaR n GrIll 2400-14.4k (914)658-3748 Sysop: FREd.
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Hi-Bit H0 DoWN 2400 0NLY (416)685-9517 Sysop: ZER0 THe HeR0[5]
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'Look Ma wEz G0t Us A t0N o' SuPpoRt SiTez NoW!!11!!'
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þ Special SH0TS go to:
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OW: Gee what a really great idea, And the who guy runs it, I forgot your
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name, it's not personal I hate everyone.
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USDA: Of which I am now a member, keep cranking out those DeM0'S!
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Sara Gordon: I love you, you skanky non-shift key using bitch.
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ARiST0TLe: Will you have my child out of your ass? How come nuke says
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all of thier member are grown adults? You are only what 23?
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And you act worse than we here at PUD.
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Uncle Henry: So how long have you been 11?
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DaVER: I don't know you but from what I here you could be the man to
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kill the fire in the loins of many a proud man.
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SiNAPSE: Du0dZ I g0T soME C0dE YoU cAn RiP t0o!
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þ Qoute Sources.
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NOTE: Qoutes in the family-oriented publication are in no particular
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order. Note also that we here at OOGA Inc. Will sue the fuck out of
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your lamer ass if you steal anything from our publications. Why? Why
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will we? Because it's a lot safer than carding and we get to slander
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you in front of family members and the people in the court room.
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[1]: Squinky expressing his luv for a SouthCentral Bell operator
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via NO COURiER's three way.
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[2]: Of course this is only an example. Other such phases to use are
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'hey gimp when is your dad givin' you a ride home' or the almost
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immortal, 'jesus what a fucking gimp you are.' If none of the
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above work just sit and stare at the loser for a while or better
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yet just point at them and laugh, laugh hard.
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[3]: I actually logged on to a board that has a ton of VNET subs the
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other day but there was so much shit there I had to get off before
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I got sick. I saw at least 20 messages in 5 minutes that made me
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want to just kill someone. Such is the power of VNET.
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[4]: Note that we here at PUD don't believe in spouse abuse unless the
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fucking whore bitch deserves to get the shit beat out of her.
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[5]: Ten seconds afer loggin on to this board NO COURiER knew it was
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to be a PUD site. By the way they have no puds online. They don't
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even know what the fuck[6] PUD is. But either does anyone else.
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[6]: So have I been using the word 'fuck' just a little to much lately?
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Yep I think I have to.
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[7]: Ok so she actually tastes kind of tart but she gets really upset
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when you mention that.
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[8]: A simple statement that cause a hell of a lot more reaction than
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I thought it would on WWiVNet. So um it's true and I'm not any
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stupid label that begins with the phrase, 'cyber'. I admitted it,
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so why can't you?
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þ Mail addresses and such.
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Send mail to:
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NO COURiER 36@2506 [He's turning in his grave.]
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Hymie 86@2506 or [mpruitt@uahcs2.cs.du.edu]
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Squinky 247@2506 [Or you can reach him via his
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brand new CELL in the county jail].
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Crowe 240@2506 [He says that snails scream.]
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Baphomet the Limbo King 14@2506 or [crfisher@nyx.cs.du.edu]
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FReD tHe STuD Teaching children the birds and the bees
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off in his new special private care dare
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care center.
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Mooga the Whale On NEW! Ultra-Slim-Fast.
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The Brave Little Toaster If you see him, let us know!
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Roast JoE's BaR anD GreAl. EaTIn' S0mE cow.
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Biscuit Thinking of how unhappy she really was
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with plain ol' gravy.
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T0UCAN S0N 0F SAM Recovering from a tragic bout with SNoBoL.
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G-Bunny Getting really tired of biscuits in the
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morning.
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³ Closing Qoute: ³
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³ "My name is Baphomet and I have a problem, I'm not a cyberpunk." ³
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³ - Baphomet [8] ³
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