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ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
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³PuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuD³³ PUD: Pizza Underground Digest (c)1993 Oooga Inc. ³
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³PuDP²ÛÛÛDPÛDPÛDPÛÛ²uDPuD³ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
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³PuDP²DP²DP²DP²DPÛDP²DPuD³³ PUD Number 5, Volume 02, Chapter 21, Epic 01 ³
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³PuDP±±²²DP±DP²DP²DP±DPuD³³ Release on the Date: Mar 31 1993 ³
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³PuDP±DPuDP±DP±DP²DP°DPuD³³ Line contained in the issue: 597 ³
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³PuDP°DPuDP°°°±DP±±°uDPuD³³ PUD Serving the modem public since Late Feb. '93 ³
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³PuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuD³³ For Help and Info look elsewhere. ³
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ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
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"Madness comes and madness goes..."
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-Clinton's Daughter's Car: Natas.
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þ Triple Band-Pass 7th Order Box.
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Goes BOOM! BOOM!. "Rocin' systen d0000ooood," the pathetic little dick
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said to me as I got out the Pumpkin. I looked him up and down, and almost
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automatically knew he was a lamer. I glanced at his shoes. No socks. I
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glanced towards his head. Shouldn't have, if his mom hadn't cut his hair
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today with the bowl it must have been yesterday. I quickly tried to change
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the subject, "Fuck off you lamer." He seemed taken aback, unsure of his
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next move. But then he did it pulled the big one. Flashed me. "AAAahhhh!!"
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I cried as I saw his badge. LlAmA PaTrOl. What was a K_rAd d00d to do? I
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spit as only the pure llamuri could. He blocked it instantly with a flash
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of a napkin from his knapsack. I leaped the car, well scrambled over the
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top. He followed close behind, his eyes glowing with what was obviously
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some cheap movie effect. I darted behind a tree. No good. He found me. I
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had no idea what to do next. And then across the modern desert, the large
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parking lot I saw it. Majestic, proud, shit colored, the one the only,
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the black llama. Known for it's incredible tear-jerking disney movies I
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knew it had come to save me. Yes, come to save from this lamer, to help
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me escape to a new life of freedom and choice. And then I saw the bus,
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before I could utter a word it struck the llama. Dead. Blood. Shit. Damn
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was I pissed. But I had forgotten about the lamer behind me. He hit me.
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I laughed. He pulled a gun. I laughed. He shot me. I died. Fuck.
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þ Sweating Blanks.
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Hello you it's you again. Just keep thinking it's your fault...
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þ Jello. Man's best friend.
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I know you've seen it in the stores. But were unsure if what to do if
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anything if you purchased it. So I will tell you. Not only is jello, nice
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and nutrititious, but it can also be fun and exciting. How? Well I thought
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I knew and then I started to write this god-damn dribble...damn...I suck.
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Oh well nevermind...it was a topic better left to my own personal inside
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jokes anyway. So fuck off.
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þ S0urCe C0dE to: HW386.EXE
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From: T0UCAN S0N 0F SAM.
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T0 make this great pr0gram all y0u need to d0 iz, change the c0mpiler
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t0 386 c0de d00d. And it's d0ne.
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/* HELLO.C -- Hello, world */
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#include <stdio.h>
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int main()
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{
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printf("\nHelloWorld386 Version 3.23áý\n");
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printf("(c)1993 T0UCAN S0N 0F SAM\n");
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printf("\n\nHello, world?\n");
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return 0;
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}
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þ I hate her.
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I'm every llamii it's all in meeeeeee, got be the llama queen...
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þ H0T nEw WaReZ.
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Well dos 6.0 is about to come out. In fact many, of you have probably
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already played with it. My opinion? Like you didn't know, IT SUCKS. I mean
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MoneySoft has really out done themselves this time, including WINdoze crap.
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If they were pushing windoze any harder you think they would just have it
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built into the fucking proccessor. I hate windows. It just isn't good. In
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fact I rather think it is a shoddy piece of work. I bet some geek with a
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quickbasic compiler could write something better...nah what was I thinking?
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þ Send mail to:
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FrEd ThE hItMaN: Any board with that rad PCR's!
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Baphomet the Limbo King: 14@2506 WWIVNet.
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BrAvE lITtLe ToAsTeR: Home warez department, Pic-N-Pay.
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NO COURiER 36@2506 WWIVNet.
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T0UCAN S0N 0F SAM ThE GoH EousL BBS.
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ÜÛßßßßßßßßßßß Ending Qoute ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÜÜÜÜÜ
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ÞÝ "Humanity? Humanity doesn't exist anymore. Mindless drones? Why yes justÛ
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Û turn on the TV sometime. Log on to any VBBS board. Go to your local mall,ÞÝ
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ÞÝjust remeber only those who know the true god will love through the... ÜÜß
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