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PuD v2.04
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þ Welcome back
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Welcome back. Rather than waste time with superficial pettiness, I have
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decided to try and make this issue a spontaneous sort of thing. I just want to
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see if it will turn out worth shit. We are using you lamers as guinea pigs.
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Eat it up........
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I would like to say hello to everybody, except for North Alabananians and
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Prodigy users. If you think we forgot you, just tell us. We'll send you a nice
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Hallmark Shoebox card or something as a GR@@T.
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þ Explanation
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I didn't draw anything because I didn't feel like it.
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þ Mail
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Actually, this entire issue could encompass all of the nice, wholesome things
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I have to say about the succeeding piece of mail, but I will refrain. Let us
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read on. This is very sad, so get your Kleenex and cry for this lamer.
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================================================================
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The Jamaican Bob-Sledder #76 @2501 read your mail on 03/24/93
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Read your mail now? Yes
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(1/1): SEE.......
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Name: The Jamaican Bob-Sledder #76 @2501
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Date: Wed Mar 24 20:48:57 1993
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RE: Sad-ass ANSi
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See, that's the difference between you and me. Your whole life is based
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on status and connections in the bbs world. See, to me, I really don't
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care, all I care about is to get the software I need, and that's all.
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This whole "nation wide" bullshit is all the same to me. You same I'm lame
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because of I have no connections, well, I have enough to keep my system
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going and sofourth. I do rely on a VBBS lamer to get my software for me,
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but I am getting what I want.....not as fast or as good as what you proabably
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pull in daily, but it works for me. I mean not to attempt to insult
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you by saying that you are only worried about status or whatever, it's
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just our difference. I'm not try to say I am anybody. As far as the national
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status thing, you're right...I suck....but I HAVE beenÿÿÿ on a vision test
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site...I didn't have full access because of my shitty baud rate....and I
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didn't contribute, because they were months ahead of me. My point is just that
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you are so sure that I am trying to be a "hacker" or whatever. I have SOME
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access to some stuff, probably old to you, but it's ok for me. And I do
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know ENOUGH pascal to get along. But that's it. I'm tired of arguing with you,
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it's not getting either one of us anywhere...and that ansi sucks, but I ran
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across it on floppy, and I just felt like doing it.....for the hell
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of it. (It's lame, I know). The only thing I can say that I've DONE really
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is beige box, and fuck up this girls car by scrubbing toothpaste on the
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stabler bar(steering strut thingy in the front)....and I made some thermite
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once...but that's it. I have some amature knowledge of electronics, and a fair
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knowledge of the phone system too. I can't compare myself to you or Chris in
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these areas. Those ViSiON specs are real...the guy told me. I recognize that
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I am at a terrible dissadvantage here, but if you do come to my house or
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something, then oh well. Not like you'de have the guts to do anything...and if
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you did, it would be covered by insurance......no biggy.
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And you can blacklist me from every board around...don't care. Just have
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to call Fort Worth or something. And if you haven't found anyone on my side
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in Fort Worth, then you haven't run across Assasinator(Dipeche Node BBS)
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or any PyroNet people, or any TNT people. (that's like 30 total). That's
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not many, but it's all the people I had in Ft. Worth in the nets or
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helping me with different shit. Also, Igniter helped me with some things, but
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he really doesn't count as a connection.
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I'm not kissing ass....I'm just letting you know once and for all
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how I feel. If you kill me or something, oh well...huntsville is about
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to make me kill myself. And those are our differences.....
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I REPEAT("I am NOT trying to say that I am something I'm NOT. You WIN!
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ok? Now , go find some warez, ok?")
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You live for a new version of everyhing, don't you?
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INTRUDER
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================== INITIAL REPONSE:
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Mail {?} : A
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E-mailing The Jamaican Bob-Sledder #76
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Title: Sad. Sad indeed.
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Enter message now, max lines are 60
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Enter '/HELP' for help.
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[---=----=----=----=----=----=----=----]----=----=----=----=----=----=----=----]
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Damn, you suck. Do I look like Dear Abbey to you?
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================== PuD RESPONSE: (I will quote for a PuDramatic effect.)
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Joy, Joy, Damn, I hate Joy. She is a whore. Let us flame, now.
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> See, that's the difference between you and me. Your whole life is based
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>on status and connections in the bbs world. See, to me, I really don't
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>care, all I care about is to get the software I need, and that's all.
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>This whole "nation wide" bullshit is all the same to me. You same I'm lame
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>because of I have no connections, well, I have enough to keep my system
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>going and sofourth.
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Actually, NO COURiER is not a household a name. Surprise. I have yet to do
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anything special with a trinket out of a cereal box. About the best thing I've
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come up with was using a Fruit Loops propeller beenee as a sex toy with your
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mom. It was interesting. Unfortunately, the rubber band borke in an hour.
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I am not saying you are lame becuase nobody likes you. I am saying you are
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lame because you have yet to be brutally murdered.
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>I do rely on a VBBS lamer to get my software for me,
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>but I am getting what I want.....not as fast or as good as what you proabably
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>pull in daily, but it works for me. I mean not to attempt to insult
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>you by saying that you are only worried about status or whatever, it's
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>just our difference. I'm not try to say I am anybody. As far as the national
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>status thing, you're right...I suck....but I HAVE beenÿÿÿ on a vision test
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>site...I didn't have full access because of my shitty baud rate....and I
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>didn't contribute, because they were months ahead of me.
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VBBS o/DaY WaRe? So you just got PC Lemmings? I'm so proud of you. You
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logged on to a ViSiON test site. I didn't know that "APPLY" was one of your
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aliases.
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>My point is just that you are so sure that I am trying to be a "hacker" or
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>whatever. I have SOME access to some stuff, probably old to you, but it's ok
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>for me. And I do know ENOUGH pascal to get along. But that's it. I'm tired of
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>arguing with you, it's not getting either one of us anywhere...and that ansi
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>sucks, but I ran across it on floppy, and I just felt like doing it.....for
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>the hell of it. (It's lame, I know).
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No, no. You are definately not a hacker. Hackers don't try to drop to DOS in
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WWiV with PKUNZIP.BAT.
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Arguing? But I've just begun! I like to argue. It promotes disorder,
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unrest, and violence. PHPHPHPHun. I know enough QuickBasic to write a shitty
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BBS program. So what's your point?
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Yhea, the ANSi was sad. Just what I expect from you. I'm sure you had an
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ANSi just for me sitting on a floppy. It's time you create an ANSi group.
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>The only thing I can say that I've DONE really is beige box, and fuck up this
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>girls car by scrubbing toothpaste on the stabler bar(steering strut thingy in
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>the front)....and I made some thermite once...but that's it. I have some
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>amature knowledge of electronics, and a fair knowledge of the phone system
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>too. I can't compare myself to you or Chris in these areas. Those ViSiON specs
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>are real...the guy told me.
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Toothpaste? Thermite? No response needed. Electronics... phones... Does a
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9-Volt battery and the ATDT command count?
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Whether old-ass ViSiON v.97 has Stack problems or not has not a thing to do
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with your inability to configure it. You're just plain idiotic. That isn't a
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software problem.
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>I recognize that I am at a terrible dissadvantage here, but if you do come to
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>my house or something, then oh well. Not like you'de have the guts to do
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>anything...and if you did, it would be covered by insurance......no biggy.
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Y'know what, campers? We really WEREN'T going to go to the guy's house, but I
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guess we have to now. I'll bring my Polaroid. We'll make a loader.
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> And you can blacklist me from every board around...don't care. Just have
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>to call Fort Worth or something. And if you haven't found anyone on my side
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>in Fort Worth, then you haven't run across Assasinator(Dipeche Node BBS)
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>or any PyroNet people, or any TNT people. (that's like 30 total). That's
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>not many, but it's all the people I had in Ft. Worth in the nets or
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>helping me with different shit. Also, Igniter helped me with some things, but
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>he really doesn't count as a connection.
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Go ahead and call Fort Worth, lamer. You won't have much luck there, either.
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Well, maybe you will. It depends on whether you call a real board or a K_RaD
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TNT board. Necro had never heard of you. That's weird. Of course, I don't
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think he is on your level. TNT never was, and it if it was it is dead. We had
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nothing to with this. Perhaps it is the fact that such alliances don't last.
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> I'm not kissing ass....I'm just letting you know once and for all
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>how I feel. If you kill me or something, oh well...huntsville is about
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>to make me kill myself. And those are our differences.....
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Damn... you just ramble on like a FREAK, don't you?!?!? You think that we're
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gonna' kill you?
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Everybody SING!
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Did it with my woman 'cuz she couldn't help my with my mind
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People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time
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All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
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'Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pass it by
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Can you help me occupy my brain?
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I need someone to show me the things in life that I can find
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I can't see the things that make true happiness
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I must be blind
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Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
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Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal
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And so as you hear these words I'm telling you now from my stake
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I tell you to enjoy life
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I wish I could, but it's too late.
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- Paranoid
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Damn. I had to do it. He's just that sad.
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> I REPEAT("I am NOT trying to say that I am something I'm NOT. You WIN!
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>ok? Now , go find some warez, ok?")
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> You live for a new version of everyhing, don't you?
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You have always been trying to say that you are more than what you really are.
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I win. I always win. I would go find some new warez, but I don't like VBBS.
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I don't live for a new version of everything, just SuperBBS & Commander Keen.
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Old software is one thing, but ViSiON .83 is unacceptable. DAMN, you suck.
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=======================
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þ Other things
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It is the weekend, and Spring Break is almost over here in Alabanana.
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I think Neil Young said it best: DAMN, THIS STATE SUCKS!
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=== H0T NooZ === This taken WORD FOR WORD from a Nazi Propaganda Scheme.
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(Baptist Church Flyer)
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How would you like to hear some heavy duty, totally awesome, mega rad,
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scorching HOT NEWS? ARE YOU READY? HERE IT IS:
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"But the FEARFUL, the UNBELIEVING, and the ABOMINABLE, and MURDERERS, and
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WHOREMONGERS, and SORCERERS, and IDOLATORS, and ALL LIARS, shall have their part
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in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
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- Revelation 21:8
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Have you stopped to wonder if YOU were on your way to hell? Check out this
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HOT NEWS about who's going to hell. Here are the sinners who have freely chosen
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to be on the HOT NEWS list, for eternal torment IN THE LAKE OF FIRE:
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- WHO'S WHO ON THE HELL-BOUND LIST -
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‘ The FEARFUL - All cowards who don't live totally committed to God by
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obeying His Holy Word.
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‘ The UNBELIEVING - Any person who has not repented and placed complete and
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total trust in Jesus Christ for salvation; the unsaved.
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‘ The ABOMINABLE - Those who practice immorality. All Homosexuals, all who view
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or produce pornographic material, all who lust in their
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hearts, etc.
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‘ The MURDERERS - Those who take others' lives, their own lives (commit suicide)
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abortionists.
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‘ The WHOREMONGERS - Those who have sexual relations with a partner that they're
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not married to (fornicators, adulterers).
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‘ The SORCERERS - Those who use any form of drugs to get intoxicated (high).
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Those involved in witchcracft, horoscopes, etc.
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‘ The IDOLATORS - Those who worship any false god including self, rock-n-roll
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stars, the Pope, Mary, any statue, Buddha, Mohammed, etc.
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(An idol is anything including a religious figure or
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system that you choose to worship above Almighty God).
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‘ ALL LIARS - Any person who purposely speaks forth a false statement as truth.
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THESE ARE SOUL-DAMNING SINS! If you have never received Jesus Christ as your
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personal Savior, you are _at least_ an UNBELIEVER and on your way to a place of
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torment called hell. "The wages of sin is DEATH" - Romans 6:23
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Though these sinful practices may be accepted in this last-day liberal society,
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they ARE NOT acceptable to God! God hates sin and he will NOT change!
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"For I am the Lord, I change not." - Malchi 3:6 Gor WILL judge all who take
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part in these wicked activities regardless of what they profess with their
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mouths. God's Holy Word states that He "is able to destroy both soul and body
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IN HELL" - Matthew 10:28
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God says, "REPENT ye therefore, and BE CONVERTED, that your sins may be
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blotted out" - Acts 3:19 There is only one choice that YOU can make to prevent
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unceasing horror and being "cast alive into a lake of fire burning with
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brimstone" Revelation 19:20 God commands you to "REPENT" and "BELIEVE" (place
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all trust) `on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved" - Acts 16:31
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The removal of YOUR SINS was of such major importance to God The Father that
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He sent His only begotten Son, Jesus Christ, to earth to pay a horrible price on
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a wooden cross to cleanse you from sin. Jesus shed His sinless, presious blood
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to rescue you from being seperated from God in Hell forever. Jesus died for YOU.
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"For God so loved the world (you), THAT HE GAVE his only begotten Son, that
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whosoever believeth (completely trusts) in him should not perish (in the lake of
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fire), but have everlasting life (in Heaven)" - John 3:16 So get off the HOT
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NEWS list, BEAT THE BEAT OF HELL, and make some COOL reservations in Heaven by
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asking Jesus to be your personal Savior.
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PRAY THIS PRAYER TO BE SAVED
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Dear God in Heaven, I come to you just as I am, a sinner. Save me right now,
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Lord Jesus. Please forgive and wash away all my sins. Thank you for dying for
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me and rising from the dead. Jesus, I confess you right now as my Lord and
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Savior. I decide right now to live a holy and pure life trusting you, Lord
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Jesus, with all my Heart.
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BE BAPTISED, READ YOUR BIBLE, AND
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PRAY DAILY, AND FELLOWSHIP OFTEN
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WITH BIBLE BELIEVERS
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Write For Free Sample Pack
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P.O. BOX 383
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MADISON, AL 35758
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Tracts Free As The Lord Provides
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Love Offerings Encouraged
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NO, You lamers, I did NOT make that up. Please right to the address above.
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It REALLY IS a church, and they love to talk dirty. Do it right away.
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Damn, what a FARCE religion is!!!!!!!!!!!!
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With the llama as my witness, I conclude PuD v2.04 because I don't feel like
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typing out any more.
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<*** This is the end of the file, as we know it. ***>
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DON'T CONTACT US!!
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NO COURiER 2506@36 WWiV
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Baphomet 2506@14 WWiV
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<*** - Reverse psychology does not work - ***>
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