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ISSUE #3: Mr. Belvedere!
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A Note from our President:
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Here's a neat pick-up line that y'all can use next time you're funkin out
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on the town:
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"Hey baby, wanna suck a fart outta my ass?"
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Works for me... any-hoo, here's Mr. Belvedere!
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Mr. Belvedere
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One day Mr. Belvedere was eating twinkies. Wesley came in. "Hello
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Mr. Belvedere" said Wesley. "Hello Wesley" said Mr. Belvedere. Then Wesley
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took down his pants and had on underoos and mr. Belvedere said "why did you do
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that" and wesley said "I like underoos they are nice" and Mr. Belvedere took
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the underoos away and said "you may not keep them" and then wesley had no
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pants on at all and he took his little penis and said "mr. belvedere i have a
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little penis is yours big?" and mr. belvedere took a butcher knife and cut off
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wesley's penis and wesley cried and said "hey that was my penis" and mr.
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belvedere said "no, no it is your mom's penis" and wesley's mommy came home
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from lawyer place and said "yes it is my penis now" and she chewed it like
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chewing gum and said "ah it doesn't lose its flavor." and then the penis peed
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in her mouth and she cried. Then Daddy came home and saw her crying so he
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said "bad mommy" and he started beating her in the face and then she fell all
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black and blue so he jizzed all over her body and then mr. belvedere licked it
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up. Then daddy beat mommy's face more and she died so he ate her very fastly
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and wesley was surprised even more than when his penis came off. then daddy
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became a eating monster and ate mr. belvedere and became very fat from that
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then he ate wesley. Then brother and sister came in and they had sex on the
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table and daddy saw and ate them quick. Then he died because his tummy was
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hurting badly.
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To Be Continued...
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STAY TUNED FOR ISSUE #4: Different Strokes!
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Puck (puck@ripco.com)
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