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------------------------>PuCKTaLeS Issue #1<--------------------------------
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A Note from our President:
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Howdy Doody folks, and welcome to the first issue of PuCKTaLeS!!! Right
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now, this text group has one writer... ME! Wheeeeeeepers! Wheeeeepers!
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I'm Puck!! Whoooooooooooooopy Dooooo!
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Anyway, I've been writing these stories for quite a while now, just for the
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hell of it. I don't get off on 'em or nuthin, I Just think they're funny
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as shit. They're supposed to look like they're written by a 2 year old...
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Dat's the funny part! Woooopy! It's that easy!!!
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Please don't think I'm a deranged sicko or nothing. <evil grin>.
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La la la la la la la I love the Pixies and Frank Black is a GOD.
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(BTW: Frank Black's new cd comes out THIS AUGUST!!!)
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I am always willing to trade pixies and frank black videos and tapes, so
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if you ever need to talk to me, just write me email at <puck@ripco.com>.
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Also, if ya have any feedback for me, write me there. If you have a bbs
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that would like to carry PuCKTaLeS, just lemme know! Wheeepers! La la la!
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If you'd like to write for me, just ask! (I'll prolly say no. Na na na.)
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Happy once,
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Happy twice,
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Happy Chicken Soup with Rice!
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Here's the first story:
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PUNKY BREWSTER GETS PUNISHED
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One day, Punky Brewster was walking her dog when she noticed it had a little
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pink thing under its tummy. She took the dog back to her house and put it on
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the sofa. Then she started to touch the pink thing. It made the dog cream all
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over her and she said "Hey doggy, that's not nice" so she beat the shit out of
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it with one of Henry's golf clubs. After the dog was dead, she said "Oh dear,
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Henry will be angry. I will invite cheri over now." So she invited over her
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friend Cheri. Cheri came over and said "What happened to doggy?" And Punky
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said "It is dead now because it made messy on me" And Cheri said "It peed on
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you?" And Punky said "No, a different messy." Then Henry walked in and said
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"Cheri and Punky, hello to you." And then Punky said "Hello Henry" And then
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Cheri said "Hello Henry." Then Henry said "Doggy is dead, now you must both be
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punished." So he took Punky and bent her over his lap and pulled up her little
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dress and caressed her ass. "Now you will get a treat, Punky." And Henry
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pulled off her panties and shoved three fingers really far up her asshole and
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Cheri said "ahh, that is not nice" and Henry took Punky and squeezed her
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breasts really hard and said "Oh yeah Cheri? Watch what happens to your little
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friend now." Then he took Punky's neck and he snapped it and it went "pop!"
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and Punky fell lifeless to the floor. Then he put his privates into Punky's
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privates and he banged her around the house a lot and Henry's privates got
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bigger. Then he threw her out the door and said "Now the milkman can do her
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because she's dead and that is bad." Then Cheri screamed and said "Eek. Mommy
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will be angry I am late for lunch." "No you don't, little girl, come here."
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So Cheri went to Henry and said "Yes?" and he said "Take of your clothes little
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bitch." So Cheri took off her clotehs and Henry took a umbrella and stuck it
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all teh way down cheri's throat to make a hole big enuff and he filled her with
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hot coals to make her tummy warm. Then he put his penis in her belly button
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and said ah that is warm but then it got cold cuz cheri was dead. Then Henry
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said "Oh no, no more holes." But then he saw the doggy laying on the ground and
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he put his privates in doggy's behind hole and made funny gobbling noises.
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Then he had a heart attack and died.
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To Be Continued....
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Wellpers, stay tuned for episode 2, SMALL WONDER!!!!!
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Puck
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