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PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC _____ _____ ______ _____ PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC / _ /\ / _ /\ /_ __/\ / ___/\ PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC / ___/ // ___/ /_\/ /\_\// /\__\/ PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC /_/\__\//_/\__\//_____/\ /____/\ PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC \_\/ \_\/ \_____\/ \____\/ PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC
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PRESENTS:
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PPiC ISSUE #17
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Contents: Author
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INTRO No Name
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Store Shit No Name
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Scourge Busted Enigma
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High Story No Name
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Satan's friend Enigma
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1-800-FUCK-ATT No Name
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PBP Box No Name
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Heather Box No Name (Geeze I do alot)
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HeY GuYz! Enigma
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35 tips for Havok! No Name
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RANDUSER (Program) Duck
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10 Reasons ratios... No Name
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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This issue is dedicated to a couple people that have helped me out greatly
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during the last month or so. The people are in no particular order are
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The X-Men, Duck, And Mescalito Ted. I'd like to thank you for you assistance.
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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INTRO
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-No Name
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YES FOLKS ITS TRUE!
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JUST WHAT OUR ENEMIES WANTED YOU TO BELIEVE!
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WE ARE KINDA BREAKING UP!
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I'm typing in all Caps.. (OOPS)
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**** NEWS FLaSH ****
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PPiC is having a rough time.. Scourge is no longer with us, he called to
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much LD through a GOLD BOX and got caugh so the cops killed the line..
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No more 29A. At least not for a while. See story on the case...
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Duck gots a girl, and she's very demending, so he's "TIED" up more.. GO
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DUCK! GO DUCK! Enigma.. Shit, He's gone plain fucking crazy and is probably
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out mugging nuns as I type.. (In other words, I haven't heard from him in
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about 2 weeks.. Maybe he's Dead, Busted, Getting laid, Smoking some weed,
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Asshole, He better not be getting high without me, God damn, He probably is.
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Well anyways.. I'm failing out.. YEAH! Got four flunking grades.. so much for
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collage.
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Need a god damn home board.. Need some fucking ANSi.. Need to get laid.
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I need a lot. Need. Need. Need.
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WANT WANT WANT! Thats all anyone ever fucking does.
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I'm sick of this.. So its time to bitch.. Scourge requests that EVERYONE
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Does him a big ass favor.. Call the following board: (616)962-0860 and
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leave some mail to Scourge (Steve Sanders) . This is a NORMAL bbs. So
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behave. Tag PPiCApp.* to a message to Steve Sanders. Leave it private,
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in the comments to sysop area.
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DANGER DANGER..
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I've been getting kicked off of lamer boards 'cuz I distributed these files.
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Go figure.. What stupid Fucks would be offended by this? HUH? TELL ME!
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I'm fucking crazy! I'm stressed.. I'm pulling my hair out.. On second thought
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Maybe Roberts board isn't the best to do this to. Oh well.. He'll get over
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it.. He's stressed also.. Lame. 8 nodes only 3 at once. So.. don't call
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(616)962-0860 on second thought. Nah, on third thought, fuck Robert, his
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dog, his wife, his kids, and anyone who cares about him. Call the board
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have a blast.
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**** UPDATE ****
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We got a new board... Call it at 206-652-3086 Upload your stuff into the
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uploads area there.. Its LD for me but oh well.. I guess its our temporary
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WHQ!!! Give it a call. It has the worlds largest (Known) collection of drug
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files.. So call up, get the PPiC application maker.. (PPICAPP.ZIP in the
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PPIC application area) Fill out and upload..
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BTW: the Boards name is: Altered Consciousness
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**** CHEAP PLUG ****
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__ __ ______________________ ______________
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/ \\ /.~\ /__ __/ ~/ __ ~\/ ~/ ~\ ALTERED
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//|:\\ // /\\_/. /\/ _/\___/. // / _/\__/ . / \CONSCIOUSNESS
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/ . \\ // / / / /./_ / \ // _ _/ . _/ \/ / / /\ BBS
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/. |. \/. / / / /// ____ / / / / ____/ / / ///206-652-3086
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/ || // /_/_/ /./ / / / / ///| 1.5GIGS
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____|__/_______\__///______ /___/ /________/________/ / : 2 NODES
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_______\________\__/_______/\__/___/\_______/_________\/; . 14.4
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_____ _____ ______ /\____ ____\__\/ _________ /\____ ________________
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/ __~//._ ~//. ~// _____\/ __~/ __//._ ~/ /~//._____\/. ~/ _/ __/ __/
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./__ // / /// / .//___ \_/./___//_ // / / /.//___ \_// / / _/ /_/ /_
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___//____//__/__\_____| /____/___//____/___/_____| /__/_/__/_ /_ ~/
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______________________ /_________________________ ./_________/ __/ /
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_ _ _Y_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ \/_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ \/_ _Y_ __ _ _ _ /
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Y ~ | ~ Y ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ | ~~ ~ ~ Y ~
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| : : Th0usands&ThousaNds Of tExt fIleS >OnLine< ; |
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; . Sysops- Mescalito Ted & Datura . ;
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Store Shit
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-No Name
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How to make the most out of your trip to the store..
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These following tricks can be used and/or adapted to be used in any store.
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I know that everyone has drilled Kmart.. But this doc has a few new things
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to do.
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Supplies:
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Stapler (Optional)
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Paper
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Black marker (Any large marker will do)
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Guts (A MUST)
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A store. (Wow those are hard to come by)
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And some other things I'll mention later.
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While walking through the parking lot, grab a cart, Most stores have them.
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Sit it directly in front of the door. Place a sign on the door saying
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"Please use other door". This is great to get all the people heading the
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same way, and if the store only has one door, the people will quickly leave
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And I suggest you do to if a store employee catches you posting the sign.
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Once in the store head for the magazine rack. rip all the covers off of all
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the mags and switch them. It helps if you bring a stapler but you can always
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open one up and use it.
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Now go and get so,e white food product. Open the container and pour it right
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in front of all the ADULT mags.. (If any) If no adult mags are to be found,
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do it in front of te lusty novels section. Then shout, "GROSS, SOMEONE CUMMED
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OVER HERE". (I do this gag often. After about the fifth time people start
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to figure out that its me pouring it out).
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Now get a cart.. Shit, get two carts. Fill one full of toilet paper, the
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other full of cartons of eggs, Now sit them somewhere near other displays.
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Place a sign saying something to the effect of "Friday Night Special. Just
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for all you teenagers" on the cart.
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Now bitch out the manager, saying that he's encouraging kids to cause
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problems, maybe he'll pay you off. <If your lucky>
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now, if your lke at target, or some place that has a nifty scanner for
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normal customers to use, rip off a upc code from a product, and tape it
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to the bottom of the scanner, now it'll read whatever that upc says..
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Loads of fun at target.
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Wow, this sure is a shity doc huh? Oh well, I'm under pressure.. Stressed.
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Oh fuck it.. BTW: if you can do better, which I am sure you can, get the
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PPICAPP.ZIP (the application for ppic) and fill it out.. Then you can help
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by writing a bunch of stupid fuck dox like this.. :) <OH JOY>
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Scourge Busted
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-Enigma
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Heard the other day my close bud and friend, Scourge was busted.
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He's up for trial on the following:
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1) Gold boxing *
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2) Illegal use of any outdial (don't know the term for it)
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3) Possesion of stolen property (CC'S) *
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4) Credit card fraud
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5) Possesion with intent to deliver *
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6) Many other minor charges
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* this is what I have heard, has not been verified.
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How he got caught:
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Scourge was caught removing a gold box from a telephone company bucket,
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it seems that the people who's line he put it on got a hold of Mr. phone
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company and told them there was a problem, since other problems had been
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arising from the area the phone company staked out the bucket. When Scourge
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walked up they got him. Got a search warrent, Searched his house, confiscated
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his computer, found his sheet of CC's next to the computer, took his sack of
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weed that he had laying on the desk, when they checked his phone company
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recored they found that he made many many calls to Hewitt associates, who
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promptly pulled his code (311020200224). I've heard several conflicting
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stories about other minor crimes (tresspassing, illegal use of the phone
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lines, being dumb, Etc)
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Story Wrote when I was High
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-No Name
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Professor X has landed. The beach head is exploding.
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OH OH OH, SHOUTS the pregnant Sea hag named Nicki.
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Ride my rump, ride it ride it! OH.. Bay-bee.. CUM.
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Oh yes.. Oh yes.. Fuck it harder.. I'm sorry my
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dick is to small to fuck anything, Shit, i have
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to use a magnifying glass to find it sometimes.
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The end.
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See the above example? I thought it made complete and total since when I
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wrote it.. geeze.. wondering if I'm losing my touch... Oh well.. Going
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bald is gonna be fun..
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PISSING IN THE PARK -NN
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Lets all go dance on the coffin of Nixon.
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Piss in the park. Play alone in the dark,
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And inject Doom into our vains.
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Raptor till three, Trick inbetween my knees.
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But I wish I was pissing in the park.
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on the park benches, then I sit back and
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laugh when stupid people sit down, in the
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urine, I laugh a good full body laugh, you
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know the ones where your side starts to hurt
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and you feel that if you laughed any harder
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that your eyes would pop straight outta your
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face. I dance with the devil. Shit on a shovel
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and sing happily about better days.
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DAMN.. What the hell is wrong with me?
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1-800-FUCK-ATT
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-No Name
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Once upon a time, I started a little itty bitty war dialer up and started
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scanning the 1-800-222-XXXX exchange (Which by the way was a bad idea since
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many of the AT&T operators direct numbers are in this range..). Well, I got
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probably about 9000 numbers through it, when suddenly all the tones quit
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appearing.. And I was rather surprised since the tones normally pick up in
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the high ranges. I tried to call a known working number, and was suddenly
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greeted by a wonderful intercept message stating that "1-800-555-1212" was
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not available from my calling area.. Since 1-800-555-1212 (last time I checked)
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was the number for information I began to wonder what was going on.
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I called my local phone company, they sent me to AT&T, they said call local
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repair. Local repair told me to call AT&T repair. Called them they said that
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the number I was trying to dial was not available really (I gave them a 1-800
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222 number instead of information) The Kind operator then told me to call her
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direct over an 800 number, I hung up dialed it, and got the intercept message.
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I guess this just goes to show that if you fuck with AT&T they'll be real dicks
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and cut your calls to FREE numbers that you can call for anywhere. Even though
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they never say that you CAN'T call all the 800 numbers you want, when it gets
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down to it, they get pissed and yank your access.. (Hmmm.. is that
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unconstitutional?) Dunno.. Oh well.. But untill I get full access back and an
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explanation of why I am not able to call 800 numbers I'm switching to MCI.
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(THREE DAYS LATER)
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AT&T said they will give me my 800 numbers back after an all day run around.
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Said there computer figured something weird was going on when my line
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dialed over 79 1-800 numbers between 3:30 and 5:00 in the morning.
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(Hmm.. Now I need a new wardialer that slows down in the early morning)
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LATE UPDATE:
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Here is a copy of the letter sent to me and recieved on the date of 06/21/94.
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<Begin Letter>
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AT&T LOGO
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----------------------------------------------------------------------------
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June 17, 1994
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<Name Withheld>
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46 N. Somewhere Ave
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Somewhere, FU 49666
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(212) 781-6012
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Dear <Name Withheld>,
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AT&T has reason to believe that the telephone list to you has been used
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in violation of Federal Communications Commission - AT&T Tariff F.C.C.
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No. 2 Sections 2.2.3 and 2.2.4.C. These tariff sections prohibit using
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WATS to harass another, using WATS to interfere with the use of the
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service by others and using WATS with the intent of gaining access to a
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WATS Customer's outbound calling capabilities on an unauthorized basis.
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Accordingly, AT&T has temporarily restricted your telephone service's
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ability to place AT&T 800 Service calls in accordance to Section 2.8.2
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of the above tariff. If the abusive calling reoccurs after AT&T lifts
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the temporary restriction, the restriction will be reimposed until AT&T
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is satisfied that you have undertaken steps to secure your number
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against future tariff violations.
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You should also note that unauthorized possession or use of access codes
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can constitue a violation of United States Criminal Code - Title 18,
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Section 1029, which carries a penalty of up to $10,000 fine and up to
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10 years imprisonment for first time offenders. Any future activity from
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telephones listed to you may be referred to federal law enforcement
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officials.
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If you wish to discuss this restriction, you may do so in writing to
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AT&T Corporate Security, Dept. 19, P.O. Box 6735, Bridgewater,
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N.J. 08807-9998, or you may call 908-725-6973. *(What? No 1-800 number?)*
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<Official hand signed signature of K. Tapaz> *(Who the fuck is he anyways?)*
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AT&T Corporate Security
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(Lame recycled paper symbol in lower left hand corner>
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<End Letter>
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And just to be a nice guy.. I'll publish my results.. See end of file..
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Remember they said specifically: FROM YOUR LINES.. <Evil Grin>
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Moral of this stupid fucking story: AT&T gets very angry when you wardial
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9000 1-800 numbers.. So be sure to do it from a friends.. And BTW: I never
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had used a code.. Not an AT&T one.. An out dial a few times.. But not AT&T..
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The PBP Box
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No Name
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Hey was up all ya phreaks? I was sitting looking thru all my old ass boxes
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(mostly built in 85-87). Nonw of them really fit what I was out ta do..
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I felt in the mood to nail my buddy Nick Silkworthe's phone line for about
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3 grand.. :)
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I had no idea how to do this.. so I sat own and thought for.. oh about 15
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seconds and had the perfect idea.. since I know that if the current in the
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line is low enough the phone is considered off hook, So I built my fun little
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box.. It REALLY easy.. If you can piss, then you can build this box..
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THIS IS VERY VERY CHEAP!
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Buy the following:
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About 4-8 inches of wire
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2 aligator clips (Optional)
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1 BIG resistor. (Not really HUGE but a decent size.)
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Construction:
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cut the wire into to parts (Wire A and B). Solder the resistor onto one end of
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wire A, and one end to wire B. Add aligator clips to the free ends of wires if
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desired..
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-=[FANCY DIAGRAM]=-
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>----WIRE A----[Resistor]----Wire B----<
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/\ /\
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Aligator clip 1 Aligator Clip 2
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USAGE:
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Open up the little box that has there phone lines in it.(Commonly on outside of
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house) <NOTE: You can also do this in a bucket>
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Now hook up a beige, dial a 900 number, perferably a sex line.. Or something.
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you can call a computer automated sports hotline for the hell of it if ya want
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explain to any live people htat you just wanna sit and listen.. Hook up
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aligator #1 to the red line/screw and hook aligator #2 to the green line/screw.
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Now shut the box, lock it, whatever.. They are seriously fucked and will have
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a huge phone bill...
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Hope ya like the box..
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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The Heather Box
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-No Name
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I hate the idea of having to pay for local phone calls.. So I sat and
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fucked with a payphone till I got it to give me free outgoing calls...
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Then I devised a little box (Switch) that I could install so I wouldn't
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have to get down and fuck with the wires.. All you have to do is install
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once flip the switch (the way that it makes noise) and then dial..
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flip the switch back and your all set.. FREE PHONE CALL!! YEAH!
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BTW: THIS IS A PPiC Original!! Amazing ain't it?
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How to put together:
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Open up the payphone's base (if possible)(See diagram #1) If not accessible
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locate the wires coming outta the phone somewhere. Strip the yellow wire
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attach to the middle post of the switch. Run one side of the switch to the
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black wire And the other side to the green wire.. Toggle Switch, when you
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hear distortion dial your number, flip back and your done..
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Diagram #1
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________________________
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| \___________________/ |
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| | | | <---- Phone Booth
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| | | Phone | | |
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| |_________________| |
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|/_____________________\|
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|| m || <-------Important wires kept in here.
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|| v || Ground
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__________|_______|____________________________________________
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Heres the great diagram of the box.. Drawn by Duck..
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(Don't hold me responsible for any probs arising from use of this.
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This box is for informational purposes only and I'm to poor to sue.)
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Brown & Blue -=- Self-Supplied.. Inside of base
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Its that Simple...
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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HeY GuYz I'm TriPPen!
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Enigma!
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10:23 and nothing to cum on.
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I woke up.. Brushed hair out of my teeth. Went downstairs to find something
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to eat.. Uh.. Then there was like a naked chick standing there, and she was
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playing with her self or something.. And like then she licked her finger, and
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I shouted "Hey look, there is a chick who tastes herself! KEWL ASS!". she then
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like freaks out and starts urinating on the floor, then like this dog or
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something comes along and starts to drink it, and she just stands there going
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"DUh, I'm easy fuck me or something" and so I walk up to her, with my little
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fag ass MC donalds hat on and say "Excuse me miss, would you like frys with
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that?" she says "No, but thanks anyways. Got any hot grease or something?".
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I tell her no, but that inside all the pink backpack wearing fags have them.
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So we go in, sit down.. and then I look into the corner. And its that kewl
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ass guy, whats his name? Nowhere Man? And he's throwing frys at the Dark
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Avenger.. And they sit there writing killer ass code on napkins and then they
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ask me if I have a compiler in my pocket. I tell them why yes I do and hand
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over Tasm version 999.999 Beta.. They like start cum'in on me.. so I start
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shouting "CUM AS YOU ARE" and that chick is still fingering herself, and the
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devil pops up and he joins in.. Pretty soon we have fried all the fags with
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the pink backpacks and start chanting psalms and shit and then Satan joins
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our T-file group and starts teaching us religious stuff like how to sell your
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sole for the most money.. (See later article by Satan himself).
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Santa Claus (Satans cousin) brings us all 486 dx2/66's just for the hell of
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it and then gives us all the new tones (just incase we call a trunk line)
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and then go's off and like does kewl stuff like helping us hook up gold boxes
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all over the country so that we never have to pay LD again. And with all the
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jumps and switches the phone company has a hard time tracking us.
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But Thats all I feel like telling ya right now so wait for a further issue.
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(Editors note: I think our group gets high to much.. HEHEHE)
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The Day the Mother Fucking World Blew the Fuck up!
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No Name
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The first day of summer was a fucking blast. Fuck it if its a hole and
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breaths. Went to like five tricks houses.. Couldn't get none.. Lit up a J
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but didn't get to high.. I'm gonna kick some shit to ya.. Its two in the
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fucking morning. My phone is wardialing about 5000 numbers.. (BTW: Call
|
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and hack the following number, send all positive results to a PPiC board in
|
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a file. Call it 4NONAME or some shit. The number is 1-800-222-0150 have fun)
|
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Carl Clawson has my penis in his hand.. But back to the point of the file..
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<What the hell am I talking about?>
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BUT ANYWAYZ
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No Name's "35 QUICK" tips on causeing havok and shit..
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1) Hook up your beige onto a bucket.. call 911 disconnect, repeat on another
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set of plugs, repeat till no more plugs are left.
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2) Pour Piss on the greeen boxes and in the slots of pay phones..
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3) Call your women, and tell her she's a fucking bitch. that your thru. this
|
||
is good to distract and confuse them. and also will piss you off so you will
|
||
do more stupid ass things in return..
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4) If you find a guy named Harvey, kick his ass!
|
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5) Touch yourself.
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6) Etc. and shit.... BTW: Ameritech sucks dick.. They don't leave as many
|
||
wires in the buckets as michigan bell.
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7) Open the part of the grey box on the outside of your house. That is only
|
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For "Telco employees" and rip all the fucking wires out and cross them and
|
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shit. And be sure to attach them to your testicles. <for Martin>
|
||
This like gives you free calls and shit (Or something)
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8) Walk around NUDE! Freaks the shit out of old people.
|
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9) Pee on poodles.
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10) Fuck poodles..
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11) Fuck poodles then give them a real hair cut.
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12) Jump in puddles.
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13) Make big.. BIG puddles in Martin/Harvey/Carl's front yard.
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14) Put poodles in puddles.
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15) Make puddles of poodles.
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16) Make about 200 PBP boxes.. Call 1-800 collect and leave it.
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17) Get a bunch of CC's and post how to use instructions on pay phones.
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18) Social engineer shit you don't need.
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19) Call NASA and crash its crays.. Cuz crays suck..
|
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20) Beat up anyone named Ned.
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21) Drink urine.
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22) Drink other peoples urine.
|
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23) Drink nothing but urine.
|
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24) Hold on.. Thats rather sick.
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||
25) Kick nun's ass's.
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26) Kick cops.
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27) Wake up real early and buy all the donuts in town and sit in front of the
|
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police station and eat them all!
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28) Steal someone elses phone service..
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29) Shove condoms on the outside of all the phone mouth pieces.
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30) Play Throw the bag ladies bag into the intersection.
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31) Borrow your friends uniform (any store will do) And go to that store,
|
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pick up stuff hand it to people and tell them that your giving it away today
|
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for free.
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32) Go to hell.. And have fun there.
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33) Volunteer to do a field trip for jr. high students and teach them all
|
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how to phreak..
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34) Teach a bunch of old people how to phreak.
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35) Hook every place you go up with free cable.
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Thats enough for now.. I'll add another hundred later..
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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RANDUSER (Program)
|
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By Duck
|
||
|
||
Randuser- Randuser is a program that helps you create fake identities with
|
||
the greatest of ease.. All you must do is type "Randuser" and a area code
|
||
and a two number prefix. Randuser generates the rest.. Later Randuser will
|
||
possibly generate liscence info, Credit card info, and Social Security card
|
||
numbers. If any other features are needed or requested we will add them to.
|
||
|
||
<Just send a message to No Name on what you want added, please include info
|
||
on how these are generated such as checksums, number/letter placement etc.>
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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No Names top ten reasons why ratios suck
|
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|
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10) They always have crazy ratios, making you upload a gig for a 10k file.
|
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9) I don't have any files
|
||
8) I don't have any files they want.
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7) The files I have, that they wouldn't kick me off the board for sending
|
||
are 2K big.
|
||
6) I'm LD from anywhere kewl.
|
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5) Ratios show how big a leech I really am.
|
||
4) Ratios just plan out suck
|
||
3) They remind me of math, and I hate math, and I failed the part on ratios.
|
||
2) They are a part of math, which I promised myself long ago that I'd seperate
|
||
myself from completely (Actually I used to tell my math teachers that I'll
|
||
never even see a ratio in real life unless I was building a bomb in which
|
||
case I'd think it was kewl enough to use even math for it)
|
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1) I end up writing PPiC issues which just cluter up the HD's of poor
|
||
defenseless sysops that allow people with my name upload..
|
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|
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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|
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||
THE END!
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||
New Members
|
||
<20> <20> <20><> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><> <20> <20>
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|
||
Special greets to the following new members
|
||
|
||
Galaxy Ranger [PPiC] (Courior)
|
||
Sloppy Z [PHaD] (Nice having ya with us)
|
||
Contarton [PHaD] (Nice Gif)
|
||
|
||
|
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<20> <20> <20><> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><> <20> <20>
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Other Greets
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<20> <20> <20><> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><> <20> <20>
|
||
|
||
Duck [PPiC] (Thanx for The help with shit)
|
||
Bishop [X-MEN]
|
||
Magneto [X-MEN]
|
||
Iceman [X-MEN] (Not the guy that got busted)
|
||
Wolverine [X-MEN]
|
||
To all the -=Gremlins=- (Ya know who ya are)
|
||
Mescalito Ted (Thanks for being our WHQ)
|
||
|
||
And to all the other people that have been kewl ass that I forgot about.
|
||
|
||
|
||
<20> <20> <20><> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><> <20> <20>
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||
Bashes
|
||
<20> <20> <20><> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><> <20> <20>
|
||
|
||
Carl C. (You shouldn't touch other peoples shit.)
|
||
JUSTIN CASE of Columbia, MD (Phone number: 301-776-0304)
|
||
Martin H. (Fuck you and your faggy Co-SysOps.. I don't get gifs made of me)
|
||
The Lamer Nick (You know what I'm shouting)
|
||
Ma Bell/Ameritech (SELLOUTS!)
|
||
AT&T Security (You can go fuck yourself! Don't call me and harass me!)
|
||
TCI (Catalina Salley sucks a big ass dick! <About as good as Morissa Wood>)
|
||
|
||
|
||
<20> <20> <20><> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><> <20> <20>
|
||
Member List
|
||
<20> <20> <20><> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><> <20> <20>
|
||
|
||
No Name Contarton
|
||
Sloppy Z Galaxy Ranger
|
||
Enigma Prophet
|
||
Duck Frenchmen
|
||
|
||
|
||
<20> <20> <20><> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><> <20> <20>
|
||
Call PPiC WHQ: Altered Consciousness @ 1-206-652-3086
|
||
<20> <20> <20><> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><> <20> <20>
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
A Sneak Preview of Issue 18:
|
||
<20> <20> <20><> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><> <20> <20>
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|
||
Two more useful programs from Duck.
|
||
Two more boxes (SPPBP and an unnamed box)
|
||
An update on whats happening in our neck of the woods
|
||
A list of stuff.. (You'll have to wait to find out)
|
||
The members of PHaD take a stab at T-files and VGA art.
|
||
AND A MILLION NUMBERS FOR YOU TO WASTE YOUR LIFE AWAY CALLING! <YES!!!>
|
||
|
||
THE ENTIRE UNCUT STORY ON THE SCOURGE BUST (PPiC Exclusive)
|
||
|
||
PLUS MUCH MUCH MORE!
|
||
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